i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...
why would you ever put a smiley face next to that
And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.
1000 ways to die FTW
oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]
that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.
Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).
that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending
this thread just made my day so much brighter
she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.
try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.
It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...
She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!
I fucking love that show.
That shit happened in my town.
Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies.
Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.
anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?
That show is retarded.
You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.
hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!
emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die.
i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die
LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO!
SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE.
air got in and yeah.
Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.
she was just experimenting
O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...
why dont you just find a dick emily?
who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.
HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!
6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...
Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!
i saw this shit too.
chick was hot as balls though.
Are vibrators really that expensive?
is anybody seriously that dumb?
i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird
1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt
@ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."
So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.
1000 Ways to Die.
It's on Spike.
Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.
how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?
lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@7.10 Legend. Made my day.
God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy
sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE.
...if she hadn't died.
That shit is crazzzy
1000 ways to die lmaooo
i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!
1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO
2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!
Hey emily talking. Fuck you
i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die
Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously.
Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.
i watched that same show....
When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.
Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot
1000 ways to die! yes!
I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there
i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?
I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...
because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...
Lol I love 1000 ways to die
hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike.
i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.
First 7:10 = Hero of the day
"except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!
haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.
Meagan? Is that you?
I saw that tv show!!!!!
1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too
I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3
Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.
Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die
1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!
i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"
i guess she was desperate
Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.
Hahahah 1000 ways to die
It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy
Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?
KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!
lmfao @ the first 7:10
1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl
Seen it. Thought it was funny
i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!
There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious
i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily
i want to experiment with someone like that
God I love that show
It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!
I was watching this too
haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot