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  • Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am
  • And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:17pm
  • oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:23pm
  • that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:29pm
  • that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:10pm
  • she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm
  • why would you ever put a smiley face next to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 12:23 try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:41am
  • Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:55pm
  • 1000 ways to die FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:37am
  • this thread just made my day so much brighter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:06pm
  • That shit happened in my town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:13pm
  • hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:01pm
  • HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I fucking love that show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:57am
  • She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies. Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:03pm
  • anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:44pm
  • It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:19pm
  • why dont you just find a dick emily?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm
  • You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:59am
  • emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die. haha "ijustwanttotellyou" site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm
  • LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO! SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE. air got in and yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:28am
  • O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm
  • i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Are vibrators really that expensive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:45pm
  • lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:35pm
  • she was just experimenting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:05pm
  • who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:46pm
  • @7.10 Legend. Made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm
  • i saw this shit too. chick was hot as balls though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:24am
  • saw that. is anybody seriously that dumb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Hey emily talking. Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:43am
  • So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:23am
  • i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:36am
  • 1000 ways to die lmaooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:06am
  • Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07pm
  • That shit is crazzzy

    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 1, 10 at 1:39am
  • 1000 Ways to Die. It's on Spike. Amazing show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:33am
  • @ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:46pm
  • sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE. ...if she hadn't died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:00pm
  • "kill-do" YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:51pm
  • 1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:09am
  • That show is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:09am
  • God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:33pm
  • When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:39pm
  • i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:48am
  • "except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously. Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:05am
  • i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:42pm
  • 1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:13pm
  • i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:44am
  • 2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:20am
  • I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:31am
  • i watched that same show....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:53pm
  • I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:03am
  • 1000 ways to die! yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am
  • First 7:10 = Hero of the day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:57pm
  • how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Meagan? Is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:55am
  • I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:11am
  • i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:22am
  • 1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm
  • hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike. i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i guess she was desperate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die

    Submitted by ladybugchick715 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:21am
  • Lol I love 1000 ways to die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:50am
  • lmfao @ the first 7:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:15pm
  • KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!

    Submitted by tukabar420 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:04am
  • It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy

    Submitted by skittlechik100 on Feb 27, 10 at 2:06am
  • because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:18pm
  • I saw that tv show!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:03am
  • Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 15, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Seen it. Thought it was funny

    Submitted by superbassman on Sep 26, 10 at 7:12pm
  • Hahahah 1000 ways to die

    Submitted by drewki on Jul 6, 10 at 8:17pm
  • 1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl

    Submitted by abc101 on Jan 3, 11 at 12:52am
  • haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:02pm
  • i want to experiment with someone like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:40pm
  • i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:59pm
  • There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious

    Submitted by brie on Jul 28, 10 at 10:28am
  • God I love that show

    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 29, 10 at 6:30pm
  • It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I was watching this too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:46am
  • i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:26am
  • haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm