i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...
why would you ever put a smiley face next to that
this thread just made my day so much brighter
oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]
And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.
she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.
1000 ways to die FTW
emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die.
Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).
that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.
that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending
Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies.
Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.
It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...
That shit happened in my town.
You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.
She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!
anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?
i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die
I fucking love that show.
Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.
why dont you just find a dick emily?
That show is retarded.
try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.
LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO!
SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE.
air got in and yeah.
1000 Ways to Die.
It's on Spike.
who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.
Are vibrators really that expensive?
i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird
O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...
@ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."
hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!
6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...
1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt
i saw this shit too.
chick was hot as balls though.
Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!
she was just experimenting
So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.
is anybody seriously that dumb?
God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy
sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE.
...if she hadn't died.
2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!
HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!
lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!
When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.
I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there
That shit is crazzzy
i watched that same show....
"except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!
how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?
Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously.
Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.
First 7:10 = Hero of the day
Lol I love 1000 ways to die
1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO
because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...
@7.10 Legend. Made my day.
I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3
i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die
1000 ways to die lmaooo
I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...
1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too
Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die
hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike.
i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.
Hahahah 1000 ways to die
i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?
Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.
i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"
Meagan? Is that you?
It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy
Hey emily talking. Fuck you
Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot
1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!
1000 ways to die! yes!
I saw that tv show!!!!!
haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.
KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!
Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.
Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.
i guess she was desperate
1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl
Seen it. Thought it was funny
Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?
There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious
i want to experiment with someone like that
I was watching this too
It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!
i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!
i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily
lmfao @ the first 7:10
haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot
God I love that show