i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...
And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.
oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]
why would you ever put a smiley face next to that
that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending
she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.
that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.
Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).
this thread just made my day so much brighter
1000 ways to die FTW
try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.
That shit happened in my town.
She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!
I fucking love that show.
It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...
Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies.
Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.
anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?
hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!
HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!
emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die.
i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die
You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.
Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.
LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO!
SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE.
air got in and yeah.
why dont you just find a dick emily?
O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...
6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...
she was just experimenting
who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.
Are vibrators really that expensive?
lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@7.10 Legend. Made my day.
Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!
So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.
That show is retarded.
is anybody seriously that dumb?
i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird
i saw this shit too.
chick was hot as balls though.
1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt
Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.
@ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."
That shit is crazzzy
Hey emily talking. Fuck you
1000 ways to die lmaooo
God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy
1000 Ways to Die.
It's on Spike.
Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot
sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE.
...if she hadn't died.
When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.
2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!
i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!
how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?
i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die
1000 ways to die! yes!
"except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!
i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?
Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously.
Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.
i watched that same show....
I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there
I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...
1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!
First 7:10 = Hero of the day
Meagan? Is that you?
because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...
hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike.
i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.
1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO
i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"
Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.
I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3
1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too
Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die
i guess she was desperate
lmfao @ the first 7:10
Lol I love 1000 ways to die
I saw that tv show!!!!!
Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.
Hahahah 1000 ways to die
It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy
Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?
Seen it. Thought it was funny
haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.
KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!
1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl
i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!
There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious
i want to experiment with someone like that
i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily
God I love that show
It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!
I was watching this too
haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot