i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
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Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...
And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.
oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]
that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending
that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.
she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.
why would you ever put a smiley face next to that
try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.
Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).
1000 ways to die FTW
this thread just made my day so much brighter
That shit happened in my town.
hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!
HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!
I fucking love that show.
She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!
Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies.
Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.
anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?
It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...
why dont you just find a dick emily?
Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.
You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.
emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die.
LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO!
SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE.
air got in and yeah.
O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...
i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die
Are vibrators really that expensive?
lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she was just experimenting
who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.
@7.10 Legend. Made my day.
6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...
i saw this shit too.
chick was hot as balls though.
is anybody seriously that dumb?
Hey emily talking. Fuck you
So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.
Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!
i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird
1000 ways to die lmaooo
Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.
That shit is crazzzy
1000 Ways to Die.
It's on Spike.
@ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."
sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE.
...if she hadn't died.
1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt
That show is retarded.
Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot
God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy
When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.
i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die
"except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!
Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously.
Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.
i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?
1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!
i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!
2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!
I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there
i watched that same show....
I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...
1000 ways to die! yes!
First 7:10 = Hero of the day
how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?
Meagan? Is that you?
I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3
i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"
1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO
1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too
Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.
hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike.
i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.
i guess she was desperate
Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die
Lol I love 1000 ways to die
lmfao @ the first 7:10
KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!
It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy
because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...
I saw that tv show!!!!!
Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.
Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?
Seen it. Thought it was funny
Hahahah 1000 ways to die
1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl
haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.
i want to experiment with someone like that
i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!
There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious
God I love that show
It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!
I was watching this too
i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily
haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot