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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am

    Wait, was this on 1000 Ways To Die? Oh, I'm sure someone, or twenty people, would have mentioned it by now if it was...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:17pm

    And I love that the person wrote 'masterbating' not 'masturbating'. I would say that she must be really good at it... except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:44pm

    anyone see the furry get killed by a bear?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:29pm

    that's one veggie tale that does NOT have a happy ending

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:23pm

    oh my gosh!!! i saw this too!!! she cut her vag wall and an air embolism travelled to her heart!! =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:57am

    I fucking love that show.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:55pm

    Is emily from Arkansas? At least use a cucumber (smoother, no sharp edges).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:01pm

    hahahaha i also saw this on spike tv....some of the ways people die are crazy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:10pm

    that show is great. women have lifetime, men have spike.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:43am

    Hey emily talking. Fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:06pm

    this thread just made my day so much brighter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:28pm

    @7.10 Legend. Made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:37am

    1000 ways to die FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:28am

    LOVE THAT SHOW TOOOO! SHE RUPTURED HER VAG WALL, PEOPLE. air got in and yeah.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:41am

    12:23 try walking in on your brother and your dad and hearing some girl moaning and shit. i thought it was porn. awkward moment ftw.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:05pm

    she was just experimenting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    why would you ever put a smiley face next to that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:36am

    i totally saw that episode!!!!!! weird

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:19pm

    It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G I hope this is fake because you've got to be a homely, broke bitch to have to resort to sticking produce in your vag. I'm just sayin...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:09am

    1000 ways to die, great show and terrifying. there was one when someone died from trying to drink beer up their butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:33pm

    i wonder if they had just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Snuff"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    O MY GOD! i saw that episode hahaa! 1000 ways to die...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    why dont you just find a dick emily?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:11am

    I think i just peed a little. Hilarious<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:06am

    1000 ways to die lmaooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:59am

    You can get a decent vibrator that'll last a few months for $11 dollars. Let's be smart about masturbating people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:03pm

    Seriously girls, vibrators aren't that expensive and they feel a hell of a lot better than veggies. Carrrots are yucky. I can only eat them cooked. My vag doesn't like them cooked or raw. It's got better taste than some obviously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:20am

    2:44 I SAW THAT SHIT.. SO WEIRD WTF!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:17pm

    HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT ONE TOO!!!! fuckin scary!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm

    emily, i just want to tell you, dont masturbate with carrots...you could die. haha "ijustwanttotellyou" site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:05am

    Hahahaha, oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I've done that... I didn't die though obviously. Ohh, the life of a high school freshman... Glad those days are over.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:47pm

    "except for the whole epic, nationally-broadcasted fail." FTW!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:35pm

    lmfao................. sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm

    6:50PM- she could have been deathly allergic to carrots without knowing it? I'm guessing I didn't see the show that seems the only somewhat logical way...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:42pm

    i saw this too, awkwardly enough with a cousin of mine, and i mean, seriously?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:52pm

    saw that. is anybody seriously that dumb?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:13pm

    That shit happened in my town.

  • Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 1, 10 at 1:39am

    That shit is crazzzy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:05pm

    So was it an allergic reaction or did she go so hard that she stabbed herself to death? Hmm, so many ways to die by carrot, so little time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:53pm

    i watched that same show....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07pm

    Haha. Had a girl from my college get high one night and killed herself trying to fuck a broom on top of her fridge. Ppl do some dumb crazy shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:00pm

    That show is retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:23am

    Try watching that with your brother... Awkward!

  • Submitted by tukabar420 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:04am

    KILLDO on a thousand ways to die!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    i saw that on 1000 ways 2 die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm

    She left a sharp edge that sliced her inside junk and allowed air into her bloodstream. That broad they got to play the role was HOT!

  • Submitted by ladybugchick715 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:21am

    Lol. I saw that on 1000 ways to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:45pm

    Are vibrators really that expensive?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:50am

    Lol I love 1000 ways to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:39pm

    When I sent it, I spelled masturbate correctly. She just typed it in the website wrong. Lawless at the "alabama" joke though. Fuck off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:13pm

    1,000 ways to die!! it weirds me out that i love that show..but i saw the episode also..what a way to go!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:51pm

    "kill-do" YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:46pm

    who feels the need to put FOOD up there?? seriously.. don't reproduce.

  • Submitted by drewki on Jul 6, 10 at 8:17pm

    Hahahah 1000 ways to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am

    1000 ways to die! yes!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    Oh fuck. I'm making my appointment for the clinic as we speak.

  • Submitted by superbassman on Sep 26, 10 at 7:12pm

    Seen it. Thought it was funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:07pm

    she cut herself by accident and it sent a blod clot to her brain or something like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:46pm

    @ 6:55 - "Is emily from Arkansas?" Nah. if so, she'd be "Emma Lee."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:48am

    i saw that showw!! omg...that sounds soo scary!! haha...1000 ways to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:13pm

    hahahaha. sadly, i'm a straight girl who watches spike. i prefer not to cry when i watch tv.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:47pm

    1000 ways to die on spike tv, saw this too

  • Submitted by abc101 on Jan 3, 11 at 12:52am

    1000 ways to die ftw.. and I'm a girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:09am

    Air got into her blood stream from a cut on her vagina caused by the carrot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:03am

    I saw that tv show!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:00pm

    sounds like a case for DR. HOUSE. ...if she hadn't died.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:24am

    i saw this shit too. chick was hot as balls though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:33am

    1000 Ways to Die. It's on Spike. Amazing show.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:55am

    Meagan? Is that you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:44am

    i fucking saw thiss! 1000 ways to die... its rediculous!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:57pm

    First 7:10 = Hero of the day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:02pm

    haha I just saw that. Kildo on 1000 ways to die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:18pm

    because this girl is from fucking ALABAMA thats why...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:33pm

    God I I hope this is who I think it is- love mr. Darcy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:03am

    I heard about this at work today. Crazy ass shit people do and it makes it on TV...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:50pm

    how do you kill yourself by masterbating with a carrot anyway?

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on May 15, 10 at 8:02pm

    Ha! 1000 Ways To Die, right? Saw that show too. Sad and funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:22am

    1,000 ways to die rocks....i believe it said KILDO

  • Submitted by skittlechik100 on Feb 27, 10 at 2:06am

    It was 1000 ways to die I saw that she was thinking about the supermart guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:59pm

    i know the guy who created/ writes and produces the show!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    lmfao @ the first 7:10

  • Submitted by brie on Jul 28, 10 at 10:28am

    There was also one where a guy was drunk and tried screwing a racoon. Racoon bit his dick off. Sucks for him. Show is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:31am

    I watched that too it like punctured something all up in there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:30pm

    It was all because she didn't want to hook up with a guy because she had dinner plans with the girls. Carrot fail!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:46am

    I was watching this too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm

    haha she died from trying to get off with a carrot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    Damn, just buy a diesel-powered pull-start vibrator. You'll never go wrong.

  • Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 29, 10 at 6:30pm

    God I love that show

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:56pm

    i guess she was desperate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    Was the carrot peeled or un-peeled?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:40pm

    i want to experiment with someone like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:26am

    i feel as if this is being said to me, and not just because my name is emily