Texts From Last Night · sydney1413's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

sydney1413's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(785): View more from Kansas

Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".

Fav 16 1389 4754
share tweet
(415): View more from California

There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.

Fav 43 6694 1964
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.

(732): View more from New Jersey

Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.

(862): View more from New Jersey

yet...

Fav 44 1142 6519
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

Fav 14 1028 3196
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(281): View more from Texas

had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

Fav 210 5320 29419
share tweet
(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

Fav 54 28406 3195
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for

Fav 27 10631 1165
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(509): View more from Washington

Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.

Fav 13 4631 2191
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT