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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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