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  • 88 57
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 7, 10 at 2:22pm

    Congrats. You'll be 'that guy' from now on

  • 83 64
    Submitted by HSA on May 7, 10 at 5:15pm

    As a massive death metal nerd, I find this hilarious.

  • 82 62
    Submitted by 69_Charger on May 7, 10 at 4:17pm

    It's funny cus it was a chick

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Ghost32 on May 7, 10 at 3:24pm

    Butt pee! Holy bejesus that's funnier than the text itself. Thanks Lebron Elbow.

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Aperdedor on May 8, 10 at 1:24am

    Best comment ever

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 7, 10 at 2:19pm

    did you have butt pee?

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Bassnote_1 on May 7, 10 at 2:35pm

    You failed to include a body count.

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Trina on May 7, 10 at 3:19pm

    Pfffffft HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Omg that's hilarious!!!

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Ag3ofColossus on May 7, 10 at 5:35pm

    You should have recorded it and actually used it as an intro to a death metal song. I'd buy it

  • 75 87
    Submitted by jordandanielle12 on May 7, 10 at 2:15pm

    Hahahah

  • 70 78
    Submitted by blackmetalcore on May 8, 10 at 2:37pm

    None of you know death metal

    • 74 77
      Submitted by HSA on May 8, 10 at 11:13pm

      Some of us do, Obituary, Morbid Angel, Demilich, Incantation, all kick ass, and I could go on. It's a TFLN, man, mellow out.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 7, 10 at 6:12pm

    roflmao

  • 44 38
    Submitted by courtchronic on Sep 12, 11 at 4:27pm

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

  • 71 93
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 2:16pm

    I'm so honored to be first. I'd like to thank my mom and my best friend and of course, tfln for allowing me to do this.

    • 77 78
      Submitted by BloodyxCape on May 7, 10 at 7:23pm

      this might have been better if you actually were first... probably not. get a life

      • 62 78
        Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 7:30pm

        Hahah I was just making fun of people who say first. An actually I was going to be first but while I typed someone else commented.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:22pm

    Nope. Pretty sure ur speakin for all of us on the Allen issue here. U forgot to mention we want him to die tho

  • 46 47
    Submitted by sammirey on Aug 11, 11 at 6:00pm

    This sounds like something Taylor would do on break at sams club. I love my area code.