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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"

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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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(503): View more from Oregon

do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?

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Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(574): View more from Indiana

Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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(209): View more from California

dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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