We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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My poor US cousins, you are SO angry. It's just a woman having some fun. In other countries, guys like you who hate women like this are called the Taliban. Let's ease off the death wish. Breathe love in... breathe anger out xx
There's a difference between hating someone and recognizing that someone is dirty.
Total double standard. If it was some guy tagging two chicks, there'd be high fives all around. Just sayin'.
Whatevs she sounds like a trampelina
Bullshit. Every time there's a text like this, some idiot has to bring this up. If it were a guy, he WOULD be called a slut and decent girls AND decent guys would lose respect. It's the fucking 21st Century. Guys get called sluts too. And she DOES sound like a tramp. Deal with it.
HAHA....these haters are just jealous they cannot find someone like this who is DTF .... kudos to the OP :-p EVERYONE else is thinkin it but at least SOMEONES actually doin the Krazzzzy lol
Take a look at the top and the bottom comments. The ones insulting the OP are at the bottom, the ones saying "Don't insult her, she's winning" are at the top. The tide is turning, and soon, in a generation or two, people who think what this girl does is shameful will be a very small minority.
Which will be awful for any guy looking for a decent girl. Congrats on cheering the degradation of the human race!
This is TFLN. It's meant to be funny. If you don't have a crude, inappropriate sense of humor, then this isn't the site for you. No one is forcing you to read these texts. Wishing death on people is absolutely sickening. It makes you no better than the girl who posted this text.
Gotta love them North Jersey girls
Nice!!! Please practice safe sex.
This girl is a team player but definitely not for home
or the double standard to a guy/girl being with someone of the same gender. Love not anger.
That key-lock analogy is meaningless. Just because something has the same basic shape as something else doesn't mean they are at all alike. Or do you want me to infer something about size as well?
...why "her"? Could be a guy...
I was working out a comparison between using the term "best friend" loosely and your vagina to make a witty comment but I'm too sleepy, so I'll just go with "slut"
If it was her husband then that'd be horrible but if it was a free for all party I don't think the guy would mind her screwing his best friend...having drunken sex with a person doesn't give cause for enough emanational attachment to be jealous...
Doubling up in the same night is pretty bad. I'm a guy and I'd judge another guys if he did.
really? I do it all the time. Its no big deal for me to wake up and fuck whoever I passed out next to, then call up another in the afternoon, and then find someone new to pass out next to that night. not bragging, just saying its not that far fetched.
Haha--how is that NOT bragging? So, do you tell the second person you've slept with that he or she was the second?
The world needs girls like this. Girls like this are fun and without them we would be a very frustrated society. Want a good girl? Go to church. Want a good time.... find a chick like this.
Think of it this way. If you had a lock that was opened by any key...well then that would be a shitty lock. But if u had a key that opened any lock... Then ur the man. Just sayin
A key that opens many locks is considered a master key, a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Damn skank. Hopefully on her way home someone gave her aids and sewed her smelly vag shut like they do in Africa.
Get it girl!! Fuck all them haters!! Stupid Jesus freaks... If texts on here seem soooo distasteful to them, then get the fuck off TFLN and go back to ur church. Bleh. This girl seems like fun. Everyone else just needs to get over it.
Girls like you make me sick.
And then they wonder why we call them cunt$ ??
Cum dumpster. Sloppy seconds for the best friend.
I hope you drowned in a river
Some crazy tropical river so she gets a parasite and her death is slow and painful