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  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jun 27, 11 at 6:11pm

    My poor US cousins, you are SO angry. It's just a woman having some fun. In other countries, guys like you who hate women like this are called the Taliban. Let's ease off the death wish. Breathe love in... breathe anger out xx

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      Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Jun 28, 11 at 9:56pm

      There's a difference between hating someone and recognizing that someone is dirty.

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 27, 11 at 8:54pm

    Total double standard. If it was some guy tagging two chicks, there'd be high fives all around. Just sayin'.

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      Submitted by JunkShot on Jun 27, 11 at 10:21pm

      Whatevs she sounds like a trampelina

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      Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Jun 28, 11 at 9:57pm

      Bullshit. Every time there's a text like this, some idiot has to bring this up. If it were a guy, he WOULD be called a slut and decent girls AND decent guys would lose respect. It's the fucking 21st Century. Guys get called sluts too. And she DOES sound like a tramp. Deal with it.

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    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jun 27, 11 at 5:56pm

    HAHA....these haters are just jealous they cannot find someone like this who is DTF .... kudos to the OP :-p EVERYONE else is thinkin it but at least SOMEONES actually doin the Krazzzzy lol

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 27, 11 at 11:43pm

    Take a look at the top and the bottom comments. The ones insulting the OP are at the bottom, the ones saying "Don't insult her, she's winning" are at the top. The tide is turning, and soon, in a generation or two, people who think what this girl does is shameful will be a very small minority.

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      Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Jun 28, 11 at 9:59pm

      Which will be awful for any guy looking for a decent girl. Congrats on cheering the degradation of the human race!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 27, 11 at 5:48pm

    Busy girl.

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    Submitted by sunshine_81 on Jun 28, 11 at 2:01am

    This is TFLN. It's meant to be funny. If you don't have a crude, inappropriate sense of humor, then this isn't the site for you. No one is forcing you to read these texts. Wishing death on people is absolutely sickening. It makes you no better than the girl who posted this text.

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Jun 27, 11 at 9:23pm

    Nice!!! Please practice safe sex.

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    Submitted by iskivt on Jun 27, 11 at 11:12pm

    Gotta love them North Jersey girls

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    Submitted by waroneverything on Jun 28, 11 at 2:21am

    This girl is a team player but definitely not for home

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    Submitted by napster97 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:07pm

    or the double standard to a guy/girl being with someone of the same gender. Love not anger.

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    Submitted by Celyn on Jun 28, 11 at 5:29pm

    That key-lock analogy is meaningless. Just because something has the same basic shape as something else doesn't mean they are at all alike. Or do you want me to infer something about size as well?

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    Submitted by mevsevery1 on Jun 28, 11 at 1:57am

    ...why "her"? Could be a guy...

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    Submitted by mevsevery1 on Jun 28, 11 at 1:54am

    If it was her husband then that'd be horrible but if it was a free for all party I don't think the guy would mind her screwing his best friend...having drunken sex with a person doesn't give cause for enough emanational attachment to be jealous...

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    Submitted by iskivt on Jun 27, 11 at 11:09pm


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    Submitted by MadF00L on Jun 29, 11 at 1:27am

    I was working out a comparison between using the term "best friend" loosely and your vagina to make a witty comment but I'm too sleepy, so I'll just go with "slut"

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    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:34pm

    Doubling up in the same night is pretty bad. I'm a guy and I'd judge another guys if he did.

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      Submitted by sparky42 on Jun 28, 11 at 1:23am

      really? I do it all the time. Its no big deal for me to wake up and fuck whoever I passed out next to, then call up another in the afternoon, and then find someone new to pass out next to that night. not bragging, just saying its not that far fetched.

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        Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Jun 28, 11 at 10:00pm

        Haha--how is that NOT bragging? So, do you tell the second person you've slept with that he or she was the second?

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    Submitted by JWK2285 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:19am

    The world needs girls like this. Girls like this are fun and without them we would be a very frustrated society. Want a good girl? Go to church. Want a good time.... find a chick like this.

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    Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 28, 11 at 7:21pm

    Stay classy!

  • Submitted by rawdfarva on Jun 28, 11 at 1:20am

    Think of it this way. If you had a lock that was opened by any key...well then that would be a shitty lock. But if u had a key that opened any lock... Then ur the man. Just sayin

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    Submitted by Owh on Jun 28, 11 at 1:35pm

    A key that opens many locks is considered a master key, a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

  • Submitted by shadowsoze on Jun 28, 11 at 8:31am

    Damn skank. Hopefully on her way home someone gave her aids and sewed her smelly vag shut like they do in Africa.

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    Submitted by skbayeri on Jul 5, 11 at 4:28am

    Get it girl!! Fuck all them haters!! Stupid Jesus freaks... If texts on here seem soooo distasteful to them, then get the fuck off TFLN and go back to ur church. Bleh. This girl seems like fun. Everyone else just needs to get over it.

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    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 29, 11 at 7:14am

    You are a smelly pirate hooker!

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  • Submitted by KELSiii on Jun 27, 11 at 11:06pm

    Girls like you make me sick.

  • Submitted by sven308 on Jun 27, 11 at 5:26pm

    And then they wonder why we call them cunt$ ??

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 27, 11 at 8:55pm

    Cum dumpster. Sloppy seconds for the best friend.

  • Submitted by Yeep on Jun 27, 11 at 4:18pm

    I hope you drowned in a river

  • Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 27, 11 at 4:56pm

    Some crazy tropical river so she gets a parasite and her death is slow and painful