he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Meow what's so godamn funny, meow?
Just wait. Gravity will trash your ass and boobs. His junk will remain the same.
Shaft hair blows
You've got saggy tits and your ass is spreading daily.
I don't understand why this would upset someone. Would it make you feel better if I said it looked like a lion or something?
That my good friend is a large dick
If by "the same" you mean slowly graying
Lol! Idk why this would upset him!!
Mighta gone better if you hadn't said "awwwwwwww...." first.