he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Meow what's so godamn funny, meow?
You've got saggy tits and your ass is spreading daily.
I don't understand why this would upset someone. Would it make you feel better if I said it looked like a lion or something?
Just wait. Gravity will trash your ass and boobs. His junk will remain the same.
Shaft hair blows
That my good friend is a large dick
If by "the same" you mean slowly graying
Lol! Idk why this would upset him!!
Mighta gone better if you hadn't said "awwwwwwww...." first.