do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Don't feed the troll.
NEVER stick your dick in a toaster!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sorry! i was flossing with my granpa's pubic hair! (big tone strikes again)
(not actually big tone)
This is a case of watching too much Battlestar Galactica.
This is just a case of his boyfriends buns Being to cold so he was gonna warm them before he passed out!!(from the desk of the only big tone on tfln)
I guess you could say that relationship is toast!
I've woke up next to worse. Fucking beer goggles.
Don't stick spoons in a toaster either.
2:26 is a hell of a drag.
Big tone is why we can't have nice things.
2:42 makes me giggle.
Maybe your dick was cold and you stuck it in the toaster to keep warm.. And toasty! Ahaha
Portland I fuckin love you hahaha
Maybe you made some damn good pop tarts or somethin
OMG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STUPID TROLL USE PROPER GRAMMAR PLEASE.
if you spell your insults right maybe God will hate you less.
it could have been a girl- why does everyone assume male?
2:29(1), what does tha even mean?
You got high and fell asleep watching Ghostbusters 2.
See, this is tricky. If it was plugged in, then a very bad night. Very, very bad night. If it was unplugged, then it was probably a transformer, and thus very good night.
At least big tone hasn't struck again has he?