do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Don't feed the troll.
NEVER stick your dick in a toaster!
sorry! i was flossing with my granpa's pubic hair! (big tone strikes again)
(not actually big tone)
This is just a case of his boyfriends buns Being to cold so he was gonna warm them before he passed out!!(from the desk of the only big tone on tfln)
This is a case of watching too much Battlestar Galactica.
I guess you could say that relationship is toast!
I've woke up next to worse. Fucking beer goggles.
2:26 is a hell of a drag.
Don't stick spoons in a toaster either.
Big tone is why we can't have nice things.
2:42 makes me giggle.
Portland I fuckin love you hahaha
Maybe you made some damn good pop tarts or somethin
Maybe your dick was cold and you stuck it in the toaster to keep warm.. And toasty! Ahaha
OMG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STUPID TROLL USE PROPER GRAMMAR PLEASE.
if you spell your insults right maybe God will hate you less.
2:29(1), what does tha even mean?
See, this is tricky. If it was plugged in, then a very bad night. Very, very bad night. If it was unplugged, then it was probably a transformer, and thus very good night.
You got high and fell asleep watching Ghostbusters 2.
it could have been a girl- why does everyone assume male?
At least big tone hasn't struck again has he?