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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(970): View more from Colorado

do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.

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(631): View more from New York

Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!

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(250): View more from British Columbia

are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...

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(801): View more from Utah

so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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