You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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Yes I do....all the time
Thank god im not alone on this
wow, Fake, it's from Arj Barker
I love this!! Done it before
Wow 4 29 way to be original you filthy fuck now go die
Do it everytime I piss!
I do that all the time....saves me the trouble of actually cleaning the toilet bowl
Thank god. I kept it such a well guarded secret but now I can admit it knowing full well I'm not the only one
Woot nova 703 power washers! And yup I do that, I be impressed if a girl could do it, but their pee is useless.
Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.
I find tht my activity for the day
I thot I was the only 1 who did this shyt
I enjoy anal... It makes my week
Vag makes my year
Every guy has done this.
Everyone has done it at least once, but go into contrast with it, seems fucking gross lol
when i first read this i thought he meant use his actual dick to rub off the poop, i pretty much WTF'd so hard that i came.
I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME. Cuz I take nuclear dumps, so the shit sprays EVERYWHERE. Corn and stuff all up on my buttcheeks and whatnot, so during subsequent trips to the bathroom I wash the sides off with urine.
hahahaha, okay. that was still funny.
I love how many texts are being posted from Northern Virginia recently. REPRESENT NoVA!
Lmfaoooooo i'm dying that's great.
I have to stand too far back to use my johnson for that
Pressure washing the bowl moles!
I can vouch for hitler. He is way cooler than Obama.
You pooped in the refridgerator...and you ate the..whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad...that's amazing.
I just use my tongue
The only way to clean
6:40 you hate guys wtf your never gonna get a ga guy anyways
Dude dosnt every guy do this haha I know I do
Thats just fucking disgusting
I like taking a piss in the middle of the desert.
I call it "playing ghostbusters"
That's fuckin gross
not fake..i do that..it's really fun, actually. go fuck your self in the cunt 4:21
BLAST IT WITH PISS\n\n...well, *someone* had to say it.
Hahaha....this is the truth n allllllll men!!!!
Any hot girls wanna post sexy feet pictures?
I do and ain't too bad at it.
Who actually texts this to someone? Oh and Rommel was my great-great-great uncle. Thanks for killing him, Hitler. You bastard.
is dave the new jeff?
This is stolen, it's an Arj Barker joke from at least 5 years ago. (Arj Barker is a guy on Flight of the Concords)
I used my pubic hair to scrub out the poop flakes!
I do it all the time! Been working on one stain for about a week now. Looking good too!
hitler needs to get a life
I can't believe how many guys actually do this. I thought I was the only one. It must be instinct. We should start a club or at least a support group.
4:30 I already am dead, I'm a zombie
What guy doesn't haha who wants to touch a toilet brush when u can use ur cock and then some to to wipe the seat good as new!!! Ahahaha
this is one more example of why it it better to be a man than a woman. We can write our name in the snow with our built-in toilet cleaner
Fucking EPIC. Who has not do that before?
im with 4:28 on this one
hahah my roomate does his share of cleaning in the apartment that way after a night of drinking, im packing some serious pressure in my ass.
What concerns me about this is the question mark.....
Yes, and the warmth of the piss typically gets off the scars that are really stuck. Not always, but most of the time. I hate the times where there's not enough piss in the tank to get it all.
In Switzerland (or is it Sweden?), they've started making urinals with painted flies in the bowls. Men automatically aim for it, thus keeping the restrooms cleaner. Cool idea!
Easier than scrubbing lol
so fast and simple! So efficient!
WTF 4:20 u better not eat a girl out wit dat mouth lol
what the fuck!!
u people are disgusting!
Allll the time!! It's one of my chores
if i had a penis.. i would so do that... hahahe peeing as a girl sucks :(
Definitely have done this before... Slash a lot
all the time. its awesome. also, 4:38 FTW!
Guys? Actually, the HR lady at my job talked to us about keeping a clean bathroom, and she said "you wouldn't think it, but the guy's bathroom stays cleaner than the girl's".
Haha I do that all the time. How is this bad?
I do this all the time
I love to take a spoon and collect the little bits of poop! That way I can sprinkle it on my omelette for some added spice!
FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKERS AND THEIR SHIT FUCKING STUPID FUCKERS FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS HITLER FUCKING MISS SOUTH CAROLINA FUCK YOU AND FUCKING POOP IN THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL FUCKING WITH PISS FUCKING STUPID FUCK
438, boy or girl, I love you
All the god damn time.
God i am disappointed in the male gender
I do tht every time I take a piss
disgusting. people should clean their toilets often enough that they don't have shit crusted onto their toilet in the first place. I HATE GUYS THEY ARE SO GROSS!
Guilty as charged too
Man every guy does this, don't be ashamed. It's part of being man
hahaha eric frumkin... yessss
I get it! This is funny because he said to use his pee like water from a pressure washer to knock poo poo off of the toilet.