Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I'm jacking off to this post
Uhh what? There's pot in heaven?
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
Hey... My brother lives in a van down by the river... In Austrailia-and I envy him like hell.
Lol 1:48. I'll be there.
you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
-Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
doubt there's anything in heaven people, because it doesn't exist.
Do u think Obama is a piece of shit cause he's black and has a bigger dick than all his predecessors?
But the sinners get the lawyers...
We definitely have pot and we have all the best musicians who ever lived performing for eternity. I'll see what I can do about the lasers, it may interfere with our disco ball.
Fourth! Lol jk im not braggin bout that like these other stupids lol this is funny
If thats really what heaven is like, then i am goibg. Count me in on this trip!!!!!!
I will shove this chalk up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE
- Coach Hines
i wouldnt say all that
Are you guys stupid or something? The irony here is that everything that is fun is something you'd end up in hell for, meaning heaven must be boring.
Where do we go when we die?
If I had a Nickel..
psh this is stupid there's def lasers in hell
I've already had that trio of things...well Roger Waters in place of Pink Floyd, but it works. And there was acid. Lots of acid. So with basic reasoning, Coachella is heaven? It's a good thing I'm going every year!
3:50 - Bigger dick just means bigger inability to think when the blood rushes south of the brain
Obama is a worthless piece of shit
I'M SICKOVIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMINASHI YOU'RE SUSPENDED!
Do any of you morons know what a literary device it? This is pure irony. It's saying that everything that got you into hell is what all of the non sinners get to enjoy after living a clean, godly life. It's biblical irony.
I never knew I lived in heaven, HOLY SHIT I GUESS IT IS REAL!
Pot in heaven doesn't seem right... And well, if a single sin sends you to hell, goes no one gets all the weed they want.
We need jeff to straighten this out. The REAL jeff.
way to tell em like it is 9:18
Damn...I want to go to heaven!!!
I think that's a Billy Joel song.
hell is for acid, thats where its at you idiots
If that's what awaits those in heaven, then I want to live a good life
*9:18. Hard to see numbers on the iPhone
Ed Zachery 9:13. Ed Zachery
WTF is up with that?!
Sounds like heaven to me!
531 listening to pink Floyd will not send anyone to hell
doubt theres pot in heaven but that does sound heavenly, but i hear the disco biscuits play in hell with wild lights, weed, coke mdma and ketamines , sign me up for hell
This is the best text on tfln. Congratulations.
shitty b/c all the goody goodies wont even smoke the pot so send that shit down to hell, we'll all smoke it down there :)
Charles Rutherfors thinks heaven for you means staring in a bukakke movie