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  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15pm

    I'm jacking off to this post

  • 46 38
    Submitted by karlos9575 on May 6, 10 at 5:25pm

    Hey... My brother lives in a van down by the river... In Austrailia-and I envy him like hell.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:03pm

    Uhh what? There's pot in heaven?

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:14pm

    Damn...I want to go to heaven!!!

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:50am

    Do u think Obama is a piece of shit cause he's black and has a bigger dick than all his predecessors?

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:51am

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:07pm

    i wouldnt say all that

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:29am

    Are you guys stupid or something? The irony here is that everything that is fun is something you'd end up in hell for, meaning heaven must be boring.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:03pm

    I will shove this chalk up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE - Coach Hines

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:22am

    But the sinners get the lawyers...

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:18am

    doubt there's anything in heaven people, because it doesn't exist.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:52am

    I never knew I lived in heaven, HOLY SHIT I GUESS IT IS REAL!

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:07pm

    Lol 1:48. I'll be there.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:35am

    3:50 - Bigger dick just means bigger inability to think when the blood rushes south of the brain

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18pm

    you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! -Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:32pm

    If that's what awaits those in heaven, then I want to live a good life

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:31pm

    Do any of you morons know what a literary device it? This is pure irony. It's saying that everything that got you into hell is what all of the non sinners get to enjoy after living a clean, godly life. It's biblical irony.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:26am

    Where do we go when we die?

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    I'M SICKOVIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMINASHI YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:41am

    531 listening to pink Floyd will not send anyone to hell

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:51am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:46pm

    psh this is stupid there's def lasers in hell

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:48am

    We definitely have pot and we have all the best musicians who ever lived performing for eternity. I'll see what I can do about the lasers, it may interfere with our disco ball. -Satan

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:56am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:02pm

    Fourth! Lol jk im not braggin bout that like these other stupids lol this is funny

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:34am

    We need jeff to straighten this out. The REAL jeff.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:45am

    hell is for acid, thats where its at you idiots

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    If thats really what heaven is like, then i am goibg. Count me in on this trip!!!!!! -Amanda

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:46am

    *9:18. Hard to see numbers on the iPhone

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:22pm

    WTF is up with that?!

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Tamahimik on Apr 4, 10 at 11:08pm

    way to tell em like it is 9:18

  • 15 14
    Submitted by BlackDS on Jan 12, 12 at 1:02am

    This is the best text on tfln. Congratulations.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:57pm

    I've already had that trio of things...well Roger Waters in place of Pink Floyd, but it works. And there was acid. Lots of acid. So with basic reasoning, Coachella is heaven? It's a good thing I'm going every year!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:17pm

    Pot in heaven doesn't seem right... And well, if a single sin sends you to hell, goes no one gets all the weed they want.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:08am

    I think that's a Billy Joel song.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:36am

    shitty b/c all the goody goodies wont even smoke the pot so send that shit down to hell, we'll all smoke it down there :)

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:52am

    Sounds like heaven to me!

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:43am

    doubt theres pot in heaven but that does sound heavenly, but i hear the disco biscuits play in hell with wild lights, weed, coke mdma and ketamines , sign me up for hell

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:25am

    Charles Rutherfors thinks heaven for you means staring in a bukakke movie

  • 23 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:45am

    Ed Zachery 9:13. Ed Zachery