If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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...Until they're not. Surprise!
This is why I both love and hate tequila.
hahaha, you must come to the buzz a lot!
Northshore! OMG, this would be a 985. Cept Jager is even MORE potent than Tequila.
I call it Te-kill-ya cause I practically will makeout with anyone and everyone. Then I'll want to die the next day due to embarrassment and being sick. Awesome.
I hate that people think there's any difference between the drunk you experience based on what liquor you're drinking. It's all the power of suggestion.
Also, vodka sucks. At least tequila has a taste.
and covered in your vomit
After I read this bought a bottle of tequila and that is soo true
chugged tequila on an empty stomach. ended up riding my bf so hard he had pelvic bruising and i gave him a lesson in how to properly use a riding crop. he went and bough several bottles of Jose the next day. I <3 tequila
Maybe I've been drinking tequila my whole life instead of vodka.....
Word to big bird.
love it 3.33.... so true