Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I'm a girl and I agree. There's just this moment of what-the-fuck-gross-boring-ness and I can't get out of it quick enough.
in Soviet Russia, porn watches YOU!
And then you stop to realize; that is a real horse! What the FUCK?!?
I'm a straight girl, but I like watching lesbian porn..
And after I climax... I'm like why do I like watching girls? What does this mean?
I am totally the same way... after i finish im like why do enjoy watching girls do this?
dude me too!! for real like its a bit scary to me!
Porn's not the only thing that gets boring after you nut... Cantaloupe, too. Oddly.
I hate that it takes me an hour to find 5 minutes of porn that's engaging enough to motivate me to jack off in the first place...
Cum.delete history. Shut down. Wash hands. Make sandwich.\nRepeat. Is this all there is ?
I'm a girl also and it's so true. I've tried to go for a round two before but unless I wait some time in between it's impossible. I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!!
That's a no shitter haha.
Am I the only one that HATES when girls start a post like "I'm a girl and...." no one's impressed by the fact that you watch porn.
Jeffs girl...your crazy if you think your boyfriend doesnt watch porn...all boys watch porn
True most of the time. But sometimes you gotta go twice.
If I had a Nickel..
Hey 9 45 that's good size for a 10 year old.
Personally, I think it would've been funnier if he said "I can't delete my history fast enough"
lol this is so weird. Everyone is like CONFESSING their immoral ways on tfln.
We humans are a lol more alike than we think..ver interesting
and by the way......
Ha! It's that moment of "This is disgusting..." right after you're done and right before you close the window.
Lol I just tab back into WoW
This is my favorite quote from now on
9:02, Jeff has a girl?? Yeah right!
In Soviet porn, YOU watch Russia
sooo sooo true, especially if its a really raunchy one haha.
awesome ass post and finally a post where 98% of the people are talking about the post and not being a bunch of douchebags about it. props.
Yeah it so gets boring maybe if you could click on i came! There'd be a suprise so it wouldn't be so boring
I'm 12 and what is this
obama said he can keep going after he cums
I tottally agree!!!!
Cocks on deck, but pussy's so nice, I could be straight or a dyke, baby I can do whatever I liiike
that isss sssoooooo truue that its not funny
LOL cant stop laughin
I know what you mean, instantly you can't stand it anymore and it's painful :) hahahahaha
I actually agree I never thought of it that way
@9:08... So what is the sister doing during all of these incest sexual acts going on? If you're going to be an ass, at least be specific.
After it's just like, y the fuck am I looking at this lucky mother fucker get banged by a hot chick?
1040 has it down
Depends on your mood hey. When it's porn I just go to sleep. When it's sex though, I just keep going. And going. And going. And going. 5 times baby.
Usually after it ends I just think about the work I have to do. Like "aw man, I just wasted so much time, that girls tits aren't even nice, I have a paper to write, what the fuck"
Awesome quote, so True bro
Cum controls our brain. You can be jerking off, fantsizing about a girl, then cum- and your like, WOW that notch isn't even all that!!! Haha. So true.
Omg most true text ever read
I can't agree more
Just cannot agree more
so true... after getting off to watching porn all i want is to get fucked by a real dick... hard.
I've tried to keep watchin.. Doesn't work tho
Nov 6th 1:35 AM. No homo, I love you. I love youz. You have no idea how much I love you right now. To quote peter griffin: Thats the smartest thing I've ever heard about ANYONE if you were a chick Bd you were hella fat and ugly I'd still bang you omfg
For some reason, until right now, I thought I wa the only one.
11:42 I believe that means ur a raging homosexual
agreed. and agree with 2:32
Jeff doesn't watch porn. He's a good Christian boy.
CHRIST WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.
First!!! And sooooo true
HHahah that fuckin funny
So fucking true!!!! I have been waiting for someone to say this thank you!
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lolol @ soviet Russia. and hell yeah to
ahahahaha 9:34 u r my hero.
lol....i thought i was the only one!
I feel the same about women. So boring after I nut, QUIT TALKING!
wow im not the only one! yay! its like i look forward to it when i break up with a guy, like its "my time" lol but as soon as i cum i just want to turn it off so i can get on with my day...
Oh my god its si true!!!!!
It's the only time I've watched an entire interview instead of FF to the action, she's so hot and genuine...
Very. Very true. It loses all appeal haha. Of course until you do it later!
OH EM GEE, its lyke sooooo tru, im sooooooo glad sum1 finally sed it, oh em gee, rofl!!!11!1!1!!!!one
Glad I'm not the only one
I thought I was the only one who thought that, afterwards I think who can watch this shot all day? Lol
So true. Just thinking that yesterday
I feel u bruh
My dick is begging to stimulate some pussy walls...
I totally agree. I can't get off that computer fast enough
That and "those whores"
Completely disagree. Find better porn.
Sometimes you just go for a second time!
have a cigarette and fall asleep
It's amazing how fast you can go from oh damn this is fucking hot to man I really need a life
Agreed, once my junk is in sleep mode, my computer should be too.
In soviet russia. Porn gets bored with YOU
11:42 Im the same way. I think its because girl-on-girl is all about making a GIRL happy. Guy-on-girl is all about making the guy get off.
Well yeah you came you aren't turned on anymore so naturally you just don't care.
I thought it was only me who thought that
Lol porn sux afta the nut
yet we still cry when the thought of porn leaving us hits. damn sopa
soooooo true, and agree with 2:32
how many girls here use porn to get off? also, do you prefer "romantic" porn or good old filthy dirty ass-to-mouth??
I think Jeff is amusing, why's everyoe bashing on him?
Anyone else stop reading after 2:12?
OMG! hahahahaha I love finding someone else who shares the sadly dissapointing truth of trying to hold out long enough to make it an adventure
Haha this is so true, sad but oh so true
more true words have never been spoken
Lol...it's funny cuz it's so true!
11.42 you like the fact of being attracted to other girls....dont worry you're no lesbo or bitch-curious. Dont believe me? Go ahead and hook up with a few of em biches.
Holy shizz. That's so true.
1142 it's because you like seeing a girl get off because you want to get off. It's the same for me. The same reason guys like watching a chick sucking dick cause they're thinking about getting their dicks sucked. Watching people have sex is so boring to mr so I watch girls getting oral because I want to get oral!!!
Tube8 disapeares as Soon as I finish
So fuckin' true.
- Dan K.
Charles Rutherford says please hide your animals because this cunt will fuck Brian Peppers!
and rofl@soviet russia....
Also Jenni Lee is a fave...
After i finsh, i change tabs and continue playing runscape and world of war craft
@11:42 it means you could have whatever you like
That is so true!.... One minute your so into it the next you are sort of grossed out haha
2:26 you are not the only one, I hate that too. And I have to admit that I do the same, never thought that this same predicament existed to others, ha!
i thought i was the only one :D
agreed... hate that feeling...
I just rubbed one off to a porno and I'm glad I got off when I did cuz she started humpin the other girls shin....-meg
maybe the truest thing every said.
sometimes I can go twice to one video though.
Suddenly you're very aware that you're looking in the general vicinity of another dudes dick. I agree.
9:45 if ur a kid that's ok but if ur grown...... God dammit ur dicks like a earth worm!? Haha in ur face
i love to fuckin eat pussy juices and fuckin semen and poop mixed in a blender and then i call it macaroni and ride to the fuckin town on a fuckin pony
Agreed finally somebody said it!
TOTALLY. I just look at it and think "why the fuck to I like this???"
You know what's good with pussy juices? A nice helping of poop
Haha it's so true. Am I tha only one that watched maybe one or two after I cum just to watch them..?haha
Been there done that
Most define porn as anything you lose interest in immediately after climax
- my kingdom for a name