Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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at first i was gonna be like "thats sad you know that 835" but then i realized i know what that area code is thanks to the band 3OH!3 whom i am really sick of at this point
But damn why would u send this to someone
Wow. I'm way to high for this shit.
WHY DO AMERICANS WIPE AND NOT WASH??? your asses smell you fucks!!
Why would anyone stick their finger up your ass...
Damn it would b Colorado
I guess Americans wipe because most shower daily, unlike other parts of the world who traditionally shower weekly, monthly, annually, once in a lifetime or never.
Wipe ur ass the normal way, but then go in under ur balls and wipe from the back of the crack towards ur balls. You'll get a lot of shit u missed...
im sorry 5pm, do you shower every time you take a shit?
if you had shit on your hands youd wash it right?
i live in the UK and have bidets in my house.
don't be so fucking disgusting
Actually they had you cumming *rimshot*
Use baby wipes for a fresh, clean feeling!
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
Uhmm eeeww. That's so grosssss.
Thank you 8:23
12:26 WTF does brushing ur teeth have to do with Americans having smelly cracks? I'm American but I wash then wipe just wiping is gross to me leaves lots of shit behind that makes you smell funky down there I'd rather be clean and fresh smelling than just wipe
I remember my first shit...
Fucking laughs, but also gross as hell
I used to only wipe from the back, but u gotta go between the legs too, otherwise ur disgusting.
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DISCUSSING HOW TO AND HOW NOT TO WIPE OUR ASSES?!?!?!
If I had a Nickel..
10:56 it's cool, we brush our teeth, try it
I won't shit if I already showered for the day.
keep your nasty ass home and stick your own finger up your ass. Then we can all be happier.
Ohhhhh. Dirty Whore. Funny
Charles Rutherford says go ahead and blow mud, u fucking mud but
Really need to learn how to wipe.
You're supposed to wipe the inside of your ass?
Not if a girl stops wiping when she gets to the taint. A girl is a retard if she gets confused on when to stop wiping. But yes, ur theory is correct when wiping a girl baby.
9:07 you're disgusting for wiping and not washing in the first place
If u don't wipe both ways, ur not getting it all.
8:34 And I think you're an idiot, because there's no way you could be halfway intelligent and actually believe that there is anything that hasn't been said to another.
Just cockblocked yourself
Charles Rutherford swallows death and shits freedom!
These replies are hysterical!!! Well, most of them!
Ooo-ooo that smell...
I only fuck girls with bleached assholes.
you guys are absolute idiots... but you make me laugh, lol
I think I know who this might be... The girl who got this kid the nickname assmaster or "poopy hand" (see thedirty.com Denver)
This makes me disgusted to live in the 303
can i stick my finger up your butt;)
Dude seriously. People telling other people how to wipe thier ass. classic. By the way if a girl wipes back to front they get infections and i call that a chaco taco.