Texts From Last Night · SaraStrawberii's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

SaraStrawberii's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

Fav 51 26500 1662
share tweet
(224): View more from Illinois

I haven't been sober in 4 days.

(1-224): View more from Illinois

Then be sober

(224): View more from Illinois

No.

Fav 2 1537 658
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.

(631): View more from New York

what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK

Fav 34 7583 1640
share tweet
(530): View more from California

I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

(1-530): View more from California

fuck. you.

Fav 54 12761 2274
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(630): View more from Illinois

Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

Fav 17 5277 1294
share tweet
(218): View more from Minnesota

i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

Fav 77 4960 1189
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on

(1-310): View more from California

I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his

Fav 30 5808 1190
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(954): View more from Florida

So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?

Fav 1 812 511
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT