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  • 96 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:38pm

    That was deep.

  • 93 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:29pm

    Faill

  • 95 90
    Submitted by sumthinfunny on Feb 19, 10 at 4:37pm

    Vegas and Reno = alcoholics.. what do you expect?

  • 85 78
    Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 19, 10 at 6:00pm

    For several moments I thought the first two lines of the reply referred to the *people* - that those people might be getting flowers today, but they'll keel over from a heart attack sooner enough. To be honest, I liked it better that way.

  • 92 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:45pm

    What the he'll is up with all these alcoholics on here

    • 81 68
      Submitted by keo on Feb 19, 10 at 3:54pm

      Are you completely unfamiliar with the premise of TFLN? As far as I have seen it's always been about getting completely wasted/baked and sending text messages that sound like good ideas while you're sending them.. until you're sober.

      • 91 88
        Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 19, 10 at 6:04pm

        As far as I have seen, the premise is about embarrassing/unfortunate/amusing texts. A lot of people seem to assume that they are all *supposed* to be drunken texts (and that's how it usually works), but if you look at the first paragraph in the "About" section, it's never been just about intoxicated texting.

        • 67 93
          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 12:57am

          True, but a lot of the comedy will always be intoxicant-based.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by thomasfk on Feb 20, 10 at 2:45am

    this is the word of the Lord\nthanks be to God

  • 71 61
    Submitted by nvagboi on Feb 19, 10 at 5:51pm

    That's our 'vada!

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:50am

    some legit logic right there!!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:45pm

    So true

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:05am

    Word!

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:46pm

    Agreed. Tequila is way better than flowers.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:26pm

    Such a good friend!

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:24pm

    Yeah Nevada!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:53pm

    Agreed.

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:44pm

    Gift that keeps on giving no good

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:26pm

    First!!

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:36pm

    This is the best text EVER!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:45pm

    And bro booze is so legit

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:24pm

    Yeah nevada

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:42pm

    Tequila all the way

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:52pm

    Loser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:32pm

    In soviet russia flowers never die. The bring u tequila then spoon with U