It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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That was deep.
Gift that keeps on giving no good
this is the word of the Lord\nthanks be to God
Vegas and Reno = alcoholics.. what do you expect?
some legit logic right there!!
For several moments I thought the first two lines of the reply referred to the *people* - that those people might be getting flowers today, but they'll keel over from a heart attack sooner enough. To be honest, I liked it better that way.
Agreed. Tequila is way better than flowers.
What the he'll is up with all these alcoholics on here
Are you completely unfamiliar with the premise of TFLN? As far as I have seen it's always been about getting completely wasted/baked and sending text messages that sound like good ideas while you're sending them.. until you're sober.
As far as I have seen, the premise is about embarrassing/unfortunate/amusing texts. A lot of people seem to assume that they are all *supposed* to be drunken texts (and that's how it usually works), but if you look at the first paragraph in the "About" section, it's never been just about intoxicated texting.
True, but a lot of the comedy will always be intoxicant-based.
This is the best text EVER!
Such a good friend!
In soviet russia flowers never die. The bring u tequila then spoon with
That's our 'vada!
And bro booze is so legit
Tequila all the way