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(607): View more from New York

In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them

(256): View more from Alabama

FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy

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(602): View more from Arizona

Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

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(515): View more from Iowa

We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji

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