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(207): View more from Maine

She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."

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(805): View more from California

I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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(513): View more from Ohio

i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one

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(317): View more from Indiana

Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.

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(520): View more from Arizona

He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.

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(352): View more from Florida

I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.

(352): View more from Florida

Just realized these events may be related.

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