She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Incredibly expensive to maintain, held upright only by an elaborate trusswork, and the last refuge of thousands of lonely, depressed folk looking to end it all?
A lot of queens from SF have cum over it?
You have to pay a toll to get on?
Erected by men?
It gets more traffic than it should and it's in poor condition because of that?
Mine is more like the leaning tower of pisa. Slightly to the left
The site of more suicides then anywhere in the US every year?
yeah and my dick is like the hoover dam. people come from miles away to see it and it services thousands of homes in vegas.
Take a picture, slap it on a postcard, mail it to all your friends and write "wish you were here" on it
Curved and old?
You mean its long, arched and colorful?
you must have a weird colored dick...
Erected in a town full of queens?
Yeah, well your cunt is like the grand canyon
Magnificent and a national landmark? Bravo sir. Bravo
Mine is free it's a freeway come on it as you like
Surrounded by fags?
Of course thts a gudd thing girls on yur dickk wow thts such a relief
funniest comments I've ever read on this site. Luhh you guyzz
Great comments everyone! Y'all are Hilarious!!
Thats defiantly a compliment.
Long, Red, Old, and Wobbly
Enters thorough multiple holes in the city?
is that a good thing?
his dick...\nis LONG,\nit's BRIGHT RED,\nit's A SAN FRANCISCO LANDMARK,\nit REQUIRES A MAINTENANCE CREW OF DOZENS OF PEOPLE TO KEEP IT CLEAN AND SAFE?
@1n1_4now hahahahahaha sooo good