You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The air was thick with penises
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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