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(727): View more from Florida

how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?

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(770): View more from Georgia

just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong

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(773): View more from Illinois

well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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