dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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