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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:11am

    Canada is doing just fine with all their oil without us. Considering they are our top oil supplier I'd say we need them as much as they need us.

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      Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:32pm

      Thank you for that

  • Submitted by jimbobbillfrank on Mar 1, 10 at 11:15am

    Whats that?? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my healthcare benefits.

  • Submitted by CanadaRox on Mar 1, 10 at 11:01am

    Bitter Americans suck

  • Submitted by kte on Mar 1, 10 at 12:02pm

    Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder.\n\nGet used to it, get over it, and stop trolling the internet. Bickering and namecalling is immature.

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      Submitted by standardstyle on Mar 1, 10 at 1:25pm

      bravo.

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      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 1, 10 at 4:30pm

      It isn't really trolling the internet when it's a text message. And admit it, these are making you laugh. I'm American but even I appreciate how funny our angry losers are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:55am

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:13am

    Hahah and this is why 98% of the world hates america and loves Canada, you guys are all losers with your heads stuck up your ass, your just jealous we're an all around better country

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      Submitted by Daddy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:25am

      98% of the world hates us?? If it wasnt for the US and Russia in WWII half the world would be speaking German right now... go ahead and slurp me.

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        Submitted by JamesGray on Mar 1, 10 at 11:37am

        That's kind of tricky. You've made your statement a lot closer to true by including Russia in there, but just take out the US and it'll be completely correct. You Americans are the only ones who believe the propaganda, so you can stop trying to spread it.

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          Submitted by zhaddad on Mar 1, 10 at 3:07pm

          You're actually trying to say the US Military had NO hand whatsoever in the Allied victory of World War Two? I would put up a legitimate argument, but it's easier to call you an idiot.

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            Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 8:28pm

            And that is what makes American's so fat and lazy.

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              Submitted by zhaddad on Mar 1, 10 at 11:45pm

              Taiwan's army is stronger than yours.

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        Submitted by mjuivcka on Mar 1, 10 at 11:50am

        oh yeah but thanks for al quida! that was a good move

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        Submitted by Neckr0w on Mar 1, 10 at 12:07pm

        Canada fought for the entire WWI conflict. your side on the other hand pitched in the last 9 months of fighting.\n\nIm guessing your country had something better to do? like populate a race of the mentally retarded?

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        Submitted by . on Mar 1, 10 at 12:08pm

        <3 that you brought up the war! \nA+ for significant arguments.\n\nIt was a great game guys, relax

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        Submitted by mb212121 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:18pm

        I think everyone here should watch this clip\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_041oYDjg\n\n Tom Brakow does a great job explaining the interrelated relationship between Canada and US. We both need each other and theres nothing wrong with a little competition but no need to be bitter and a sore loser :)

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        Submitted by lindsay27 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:33pm

        Oh right, surely you were too busy with your Japanese conflict to notice that Canada had many of its men and women in Europe fighting a war that wasn't theirs.\nThanks for noticing.

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          Submitted by RoseF32 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:00pm

          Whoa guys. The US may suck balls and all, but to go so far as to say they've never done anything for this world? That's taking it a little too far. A simple "you suck" would suffice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:09pm

    Yeah, we're hated around the world. That's why we're TOLD to wear our maple leaf pins when we travel.

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      Submitted by Somebody on Mar 2, 10 at 8:17pm

      Nah, you're told to wear your pins because your government wants to raise awareness that Canada actually still exists, since you contribute nothing of relevance to the global economy other than maple syrup. Good luck with Ontario's secession. Let me know how that works out for you.

  • Submitted by gurlietomboy77 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:13am

    good thing our economy isn't as much in the gutter as yours eh?

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      Submitted by standardstyle on Mar 1, 10 at 1:24pm

      even with the economy in the "gutter" the US Dollar still comes out with a value of .5 more than the Canadian dollar...strange.

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        Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 1:39pm

        Considering that dollar is only helping your American corporations as the existence of a middle class disappears, and more and more people are finding themselves defined as working class families, I wouldn't say it's anything to brag about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:13pm

    Yeeeah... You should do a lil research on your country's debt... Then compare it to canada... Just because the US is the highest bidder for our resources, doesn't mean we need "your" money. Americans all believe they own Canada. But how do the Americans feel about being owned by china?

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      Submitted by mistapi on Mar 2, 10 at 1:56am

      China wins!

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    Submitted by ddawg on Mar 1, 10 at 12:27pm

    Considering Canada is the US's biggest trading partner, you need us to make money too. Don't get cocky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:11pm

    Hey each side equally put a lot of heart into the game. I don't know how USA cab bash canadians after the olympics when their NHL teams are full of Canadian players.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:27pm

    As soon as someone hates on Canada we pull no punches, so fuck you. I go to the us and all I see are hicks and rednecks. And a bunch of fat fucks. Go to school, watch super size me, and take Jenny Craig seriously. Those 3 steps would instantly improve the USA.

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      Submitted by queenie5144 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:09pm

      Seriously, that is so rude. Not everyone is a "hick" or "redneck" or fat. That is just a general problem with the US. You can't take what you see in one area and apply it to the entire US. Yes, there are people who are fat or dumb. But that happens everywhere. And what are you really proving by bad mouthing a country on the internet?

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        Submitted by nnschwartz on Mar 1, 10 at 3:29pm

        I'm sorry, BUT have you read the comments that American's have been leaving about Canada? I'm pretty sure that's the reason why this all started, and the reason why people are on here speaking the truth about your fucked up country.

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    Submitted by amaxo on Mar 1, 10 at 12:03pm

    Hahaha. This is seriously hilarious. I'm a Canadian who lives in the US, and neither Country can really talk. They're both amazing in their own ways, and they both have their own faults .. but they are SO similar, that everyone fighting is totally ridiculous.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:29am

    Why don't u do some research and see what actually happened in ww2 and Canadas involvement!! U don't know shit fuckface! Go sleep with ur sister u inbred hillbilly

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    Submitted by Robert on Mar 1, 10 at 12:41pm

    What sore loser. Seriously, a nice big douche might help you get that sand out of your vag.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:23pm

    214.... Canada is actually bigger than the USA. Look at a fucken map. Thanks for proving our point on Americans being dumb. The only country bigger than canada is Russia. And there's another country who would have our back given the choice. Fail. Try again.

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      Submitted by whoknows313 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42pm

      depends on what you mean by big american population is wayyyyyyy bigger and you don't even own your own territory so canada doesn't have shit

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    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 11:10am

    irrelevant cause we still won the Olympic gold which has decisively noting to do with the economy eh

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:40am

    Ignorance is America and America is pathetic losers... Deal with a loss like a man not a quivering pussy... Tuck your dick in between your legs and deal with it.

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    Submitted by nuclearjack on Mar 1, 10 at 11:27am

    Just like you still need all our fresh water and power.....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:27pm

    Stupid yanks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:11pm

    We still won the most golds

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    Submitted by bitchin on Mar 1, 10 at 11:40am

    Next time we send water down my urine will be in it asshole

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    Submitted by aandrews1024 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:12pm

    terrance and phillip thats what canada does!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:19am

    Ur a fuckin moron!! The world hates you arrogant fucks!!

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    Submitted by FrankieMH on Mar 1, 10 at 9:29pm

    Fuck you USA. You guys suck at getting gold medals

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    Submitted by gdg88 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:42pm

    Let Canada be proud of their one moment of glory before they return to obscurity.

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    Submitted by sammadison on Mar 1, 10 at 4:11pm

    bullshit. you americans are in debt up your asses

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    Submitted by Bhinky on Mar 1, 10 at 2:09pm

    LOL @ the USA, Canada's Fat autistic brother. Bad credit and no real friends. Remember - without us, you would not have enough power, water and gasoline. I'd like to see what would happen if you did try to "take us". We might have to get drunk and burn the whitehouse down........again. Look it up.

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    Submitted by superalias on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm

    both countries need each other.

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    Submitted by balzac on Mar 1, 10 at 2:10pm

    We has all ur oilz n treez n fresh waturz n energeez\n\nYou best be kidding me.

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    Submitted by whoknows313 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:24pm

    Your Cell Phone Number\nEnter your number to have your submitted texts associated with your account.\n\n\nNumber must be formatted as (###) ###-#### (Sorry! North America Only)\n\n( EVEN THIS WEBSITE LIKE US MORE)

    • 39 58
      Submitted by crosby8779 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:49am

      Do you not know where Canada is?\nLike, perhaps... The Iraq?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    Yeah USA got more medals, but golds the only one that counts. Winning silver or bronze means you didn't get first, therefor you didn't win. An American movie even states, "if you ain't first, you're last." enjoy all your losing medals America, while we enjoy our first place medals.

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    Submitted by mr_hollywood on Mar 1, 10 at 12:36pm

    The French can't win a war on there own... Let's give em this one

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      Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:36pm

      im sorry but i fail to see what France has to do with this.

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    Submitted by canuckfanatic on Mar 2, 10 at 1:19am

    Id like to point out that canada exports a shitload of goods and services to america. Despite having more hockey teams in the nhl canada has more players, and better ones at that. The only player america has that could make the canadian team is miller.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:14am

    isn't there Canadian people on the American team?

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      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:04pm

      And there are American players on the Canadian team. Players are added to the roster based on the country they hold citizenship to, not necessarily the one they play for. The Canada/US hockey debate is ridiculous. The US team took their lose gracefully and with respect for the winning team - the US fans could learn a thing or two from them.

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        Submitted by JMB on Mar 1, 10 at 2:32pm

        Fail. Your response is jumbled. No, there are no Americans on the Canadian team. And there are no Canadians on the American team. Just because a player plays for an NHL team in the States does not make them an "American player". They're still Canadian and play for Team Canada.

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          Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:13am

          Actually Zack Parise's father is J.P. Parise who played for Team Canada in 1972... So he's technically Canadian just as much as he is American

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    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 1, 10 at 1:03pm

    I really don't see how either side is making their point with all the racial slurs and hate flying back and forth. All of you need to grow the hell up.

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    Submitted by neubert on Mar 1, 10 at 12:06pm

    Wow and I thought Americans were ignorant before

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    Submitted by CrotchWeasel on Mar 1, 10 at 2:33pm

    Beakus: it's "stupidity" and not "stupidness." Canadian public schools are impressive, eh?

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    Submitted by Canadian101 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:58pm

    i can't believe this got posted. its deff not funny, nor true. clean it up TFLN

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:54pm

    Can't seem to get the cup though.

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    Submitted by eatTHEzombie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:02pm

    Hey shit head you get most of your supplies from us bitch !

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    Submitted by fmlfmlfml34 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:48pm

    Canada is irrelevant to the world

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    Submitted by PFCoNaNPF on Sep 24, 10 at 3:04pm

    American oil dependency not withstanding, what about the dependency on Canadian energy production? Wake up America.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:36pm

    .5 more??? More like .05 more. The dollars pretty well at par. WooHoo America!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:12pm

    usa sucks so much I'm not even going to bother capitalizing it. Go Canada.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:50am

    Keep wearing the maple leaf when you travel gringo's! FYI your hated around the world.

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      Submitted by rom9880 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:01pm

      That's exactly why, as a Canadian living in Italy for four months, I had to correct everyone when they looked at me sneering "Americanos"

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      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 3, 10 at 8:06pm

      Wait you guys aren't even allowed to go to Cuba, they hate you so much they won't even tolerate your presence even if it allows them to gain income by tourism. The only reason we wouldn't be liked is that we're associated as friends of yours.

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    Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:31am

    I think that TFLN needs to start cleaning up these threads. I dont see anyone from 416 posting texts about how Americans are being sore losers. Its not acceptable and makes TFLN look like a bunch of assholes who hate Canada because we won a hockey game

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    Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:33pm

    We really won we don't need you guys for anything everyone loves Canada and no one loves you quit crying about it

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35pm

    I'm sorry.. I couldn't hear all the American bullshit over the sound of my health care benifits constatly kicking in

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:57pm

    Um Canada, cause we beat you and will now take your money dduuuurrrrrr

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    Submitted by CookieCutter on Mar 1, 10 at 8:10pm

    Pretty sure the text is just referring to the fact that...you know, most of the Canadian team plays in the US with the NHL. So, yes, they still need us to make their money.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:12pm

    Every American thinks they should invade and take over canada, when the fact is, they can't. Maybe canada alone couldn't beat the us military. But the USA couldn't beat Canada with all the backing behind us. Try it.with all our resounces the USA are dependant on, they couldn't afford to bite the hand that feeds.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by anomnomnom on Mar 1, 10 at 5:59pm

    OP is from New Jersey, therefore they have invalid opinion.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:07pm

    Hahaha @11:57. Why exactly don't we deserve to be our own country? So bitter, it's sad.

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    Submitted by procrastinating on Mar 1, 10 at 3:36pm

    We are your top oil and lumber supplier...I am pretty sure that you need us...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:57pm

    An American once asked me if we lived in houses. They were suprised when they saw pictures of parliament hill, and suburbs. How dumb can you be though, honestly? Like, it's amazing to me how uneducated they are. They are by far the most ignorant people on the face of this planet.

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      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:34am

      Out of sheer curiosity, where did they think you guys lived? In igloos? \nAmerica has one of the worst education systems and the arrogance makes Americans ignorant. By the way, I'm American, I'm certainly not dumb. By making sweeping generalizations you sound just as ignorant, so how does that make you better?

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    Submitted by maynard on May 11, 10 at 2:48am

    Americans make fun of Canada all of the time! It's so stupid. We are all attatched on this side. People decided that the world should be separated everywhere. It would be nice to think that the entire world would shut the fuck up, and help everyone! We have enough resources, yet there are people starving all over. Wars where innocent ppl die. :( why??? Greed!!! Sick fucks!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:41pm

    We need you for nothing. You aasholes are the ones who tanked the global economy and elected Bush TWICE st least you got Obama right.

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    Submitted by kimber on Mar 1, 10 at 2:08pm

    Who's relying on Canada's resources. Moooofaaaakkk

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:57pm

    Ok so let's see the reason people don't like the U.S. We make our opinions and beliefs known and back them we do what we need to not what other countrys want. Canada just sits there and no matter how well mannered or nice they are they don't do shit. So Canada before you get pissy with America because we have balls make a move of your own on the international scale

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:03pm

    Canada really won

  • 54 59
    Submitted by mistapi on Mar 2, 10 at 1:55am

    Canada has more money than the US...

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    Submitted by beakus on Mar 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    2:23, amen! The sheer stupidness of the posts by our American friends to the south just reiterates the fact I'm proud to be Canadian! Wow you Americans never fail to suprise me with your ignorance!

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    Submitted by rocktheredsioux on Mar 2, 10 at 6:18pm

    All of these comments are incredibly rude. The autistic brother comment was uncalled for, and it makes me believe that YOU are the uneducated ones, Canada. However, I'm smarter than that, unlike the people here from BOTH countries. Canada, get over yourselves, the USA isn't filled with fat, illiterate people, and USA, the Canadians are not worthless.

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    Submitted by PKA on Mar 1, 10 at 2:39pm

    I think they win because they won the Gold and are taking our money

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    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 9:18pm

    9:11, what countries are allies with US that are more powerful than ours? The US and Canada are allies, fool, our countries would never go to war with each other, ever, buy some books you uneducated fuck

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    Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:11pm

    ya our country probably didn't make a dime from holding the Olympics, I guess we'll just have to melt down all our gold medals and that should take care of our economy till the next winter olympics.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by asdfgh on Mar 1, 10 at 11:03am

    Canada on strike, buddy

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:05pm

    YES 2:09!! <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:52pm

    I love how they boast about how much they don't care that we won, when they constantly make comments regarding the fact that we kicked their asses in both gold medal winnings AND hockey. They're actually making up excuses and resorting to making fun of us. Not only are they ignorant but they're just really immature

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:15pm

    Pretty sure the little thing called the commonwealth has our back!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:59pm

    Actually we sell the oil to you...Losers-literally

  • 50 57
    Submitted by dev00 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:23pm

    That's funny because I'm pretty sure Canadians are the ones keeping Americans economy alive especially in realestate. So you're welcome and quit being so sour!

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:13pm

    Who gives a fuck about hockey or Canada? Proud to be an American, oh, and fuck the French.

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      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 2, 10 at 12:13am

      Who gives a fuck about hockey? The Americans who are whining about their loss.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 10 at 10:38am

    Let's say Canada and the U.S.A. aren't allies and they go to war, who do u think would win? AMERICA WOULD WIN ALL DAY

  • 46 50
    Submitted by chirpshow on Mar 4, 10 at 11:02pm

    lol 9% of the worlds fresh water\nenough said

  • 50 58
    Submitted by eggbird on Mar 2, 10 at 1:23am

    I love how reading through these it's US vs Canada as well as US vs Texas and mexicans hahah I fucking love this site

  • 47 52
    Submitted by dt0110 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:01am

    Hahaha Good call!!!! (coming from a Canadian)

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:09pm

    Actually we have been in a trade deficit to Canada for years.

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    Submitted by whoknows313 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:14pm

    canada? are you serious lmao all you guys are known for is sports winter sports at that.... you country sucks considering its freezing practically year round and you can't compare america to canada finically considering america is 10 times bigger well more than that and more important CANADA IS KNOWN FOR NOTHING YOU GET ONE CHANCE TO SHINE AND THATS AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS AND YOU BARELY GOT THAT BY SUMMER TIME THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO BE CANADA WHO? OH YEA THAT COUNTRY ABOVE AMERICA

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      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:26pm

      Actually what Canada is most well known for is being a beautiful, clean country with polite, respectful citizens. The current temperature in Toronto is 2celsius - so that's 35farenheit. The Canadian climate is the same as most the the US, save for states that are warm year-round. Even if, IF, it were true that Canada was known for "nothing" it's better than being known for being arrogant, uneducated and obese. Oh, but how's our oil and fresh water working out for you?

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      Submitted by JMB on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42pm

      Freezing year round? Do you know how many states have a point that's further north than the southernmost point of Canada? 27. In case your math is as bad as your geography, that's more than half of your states. Also, Canada is the second largest country in the world, behind only Russia. Please stop failing at life.

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      Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:41pm

      you realise its only freezing 4 months of the year right? the US got more snow this year than most of canada...\n\nand canadians are known as being polite and courtious, tough fighters (all 20,000 of them) and are welcomed all around the world. americans get their planes hijacked...

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      Submitted by crosby8779 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:59am

      Exactly... the country above America.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:34pm

    Ok Canada if you can't realize that were just jabbing a little bit at you to get a reaction then I don't know who is the truly stupid nation.

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    Submitted by Shhhhhhhh on Mar 2, 10 at 1:15am

    I just love the country to country unity that the olympics create :)

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    Submitted by RoseF32 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:57pm

    Fucking Americans. You just know that Canada could kick your ass any day. You lost. Suck it up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:53am

    Obama hasn't done shit.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 11:07am

    stfu

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    Submitted by petrovapetrova on Mar 6, 10 at 12:28am

    So essentially Canada wins this argument. \n\n"Fuck Canada u Canucks piss me right the fuck off with your healthcre and whatever the fuck the educational system is teaching u guys there wrong. No one likes Canada! They like the US Beacause were Hard Fuckin Core"\n\nThat should be published. Seriously?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:57pm

    Why is the only comeback from the Americans is "canada's irrelevant"? No one comes back with any educated statement. Living in canada sucks, getting an education and knowing what's really going on on the world....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:57am

    Ok so Canada won big fucking deal let them have their glory for now they need it, being a country that doesn't deserve to be a country and all

    • 44 55
      Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 8:50pm

      And Columbus discovered you by mistake. So, in essence, you are a mistake.

    • 49 51
      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:22am

      So some day will the USA be called the USM? United States of Mexicans?

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    Submitted by Frantzya on Mar 1, 10 at 11:43am

    Stupid!

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    Submitted by ECardinal23 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:44pm

    Hey 3:11 too bad the gold medals are mostly copper it's not pure gold at all just the outer part dumbass

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      Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:39pm

      if you think he was serious then you have problems

    • 41 52
      Submitted by crosby8779 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:52am

      He's even more of a dumbass for saying that for the simple fact that the US got 13 bronze medals... definitely not going to find any gold in there at all.

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        Submitted by crosby8779 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:54am

        13 bronze medals**

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    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 1, 10 at 9:02pm

    7:57, are you implying you'd win in a war against us? Ignorant bastard, we'd spank your ass in anything besides ice skating. And who gives a shit about ice skating. You could barely beat us in a game you guys practically created. Canada loses. Give up. Your beaten.

    • 46 68
      Submitted by alias12344321 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:51am

      *you're beaten

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        Submitted by bandyrand on Mar 4, 10 at 1:20am

        american educational system at it's finest.. no child left behind? i disagree

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    Submitted by fuckobama on Mar 5, 10 at 2:30am

    Fuck obama that stupid shit is everything that is wrong with america and more. One big ass mistake.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:49pm

    At least we know Canada couldn't beat the U.S. in a real mans sport: American Football. Oh, and who won the most medals? USA! USA!

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      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:17pm

      US population: 304million. Canadian population: 33million. Now factor in how many athletes per event are representing each country and I think you'll find that the medals Canada won were based on athletic merit, not over-saturation of athletes in events.

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      Submitted by balzac on Mar 1, 10 at 6:22pm

      It's not a real mans sport if fat people can play it

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      Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 9:38pm

      OKAY! Obviously the USA brought home more medals than any other country. They pour truck loads more money (aka your tax dollars, Americans) into their athletes. Yes, Canada funded an Own the Podium program recently to sponsor our athletes, but it was still nothing in comparison to the USA. Canada chooses to instead put more taxes towards welfare, health care, homeless shelters, government assisted housing, things that MATTER to the people who live here.

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      Submitted by bandyrand on Mar 4, 10 at 1:16am

      most medals? who the fuck cares, we clearly have the most gold medals (meaning first place), so all you guys have is a handful of losers.. wow, good usage of tax dollars america.. try policing the world some more, seems to have worked well so far

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    Submitted by GraysonNeal on Mar 1, 10 at 1:37pm

    Fuck Canada u Canucks piss me right the fuck off with your healthcre and whatever the fuck the educational system is teaching u guys there wrong. No one likes Canada! They like the US Beacause were Hard Fuckin Core

    • 64 54
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:19pm

      Some free mental health advice and a proper education would help you greatly.

    • 39 49
      Submitted by Lollerpop on Mar 1, 10 at 5:51pm

      "u Canucks piss me right the fuck off with your healthcre and whatever the fuck the educational system is teaching u guys there wrong"\n\nYou believe there's something wrong with OUR education system? Your spelling and grammar would make your elementary teachers cry in shame for the disservice they have done you. You despise my country for taking proper care of it's citizens with public healthcare? What a pity, good luck paying your medical fees when you get sick.

      • 39 61
        Submitted by bandyrand on Mar 4, 10 at 1:11am

        funny part is the vast majority of canadians know and understand what is said here.. looking at the "gringo" comment makes me sad for canada for being associated with the u.s.

    • 43 51
      Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 8:40pm

      Judging from your post, you guy have a much better education system.

    • 50 59
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 2, 10 at 12:15am

      I think the world disagrees with your "No one likes Canada" statement... Try going to Europe proudly waving your American flag.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by CLeBLA on Mar 1, 10 at 12:19pm

    Canada. Your cool and all. But seriously. Quiet with the hatin on America and the Hick and Yank comments. If You seriously think you would be shit without your big brother guarding you your delusional.

    • 44 46
      Submitted by k8erg8or on Mar 1, 10 at 2:06pm

      I agree with stopping the hating...but "your big brother guarding you"...? We don't have you guarding us...our proximity to you is basically the biggest threat we have...

    • 38 49
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:08pm

      Why should Canada "quiet with the hatin" when the US puffs up their chest any chance they can get?\nDon't be foolish.

    • 50 57
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18am

      pretty sure this thread is based on a tfln that was hating on Canada. We will defend ourselves, thank you very much.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 6:42am

    That game was basically a Sharks scrimmage, yea 408. Sharks coach and a bunch of sharks players, US and Canadian. Too bad the sharks can never play under pressure even though they're rated so high... Still love em' though

  • 48 63
    Submitted by lunaLOVExo on Mar 1, 10 at 10:38pm

    You all say we suck at getting gold medals and yet we have more medals than you do...

  • 45 58
    Submitted by MNGirl10 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:33pm

    Ok first off all both teams played hard, who cares that Canada got more golds or USA got the most metals. For all of u guys making comments about the terrorist attacks, how dare you say we deserved that and use it against us, thousands of ppl died that day because of a countrys hatred towards America, and their jealousy to have the freedom that USA (and Canada...btw) has. That's extremely rude to use one of the worst days in American history as a low blow; grow up and show some respect!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by zocrelyat on Mar 2, 10 at 1:12am

    Obviously not if we got the most gold.. Chill kid.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by gargamel on Mar 1, 10 at 1:34pm

    If America wanted Canada, we'd take it. But there are reasons we don't. We need Canada like they need us..

    • 46 34
      Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 2:09pm

      Reasons you don't just "take it"? You mean like the inevitable international outcry after a G8 nation gets invaded?

    • 43 38
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:13pm

      Perhaps before "taking" other countries the US could focus on taking care of their own. \nMany US citizens can't even afford to go to the doctor, feed their children or get a proper education but it seems like what's more important is puffing up their chest and making the rest of the world notice them.\n\nThe US is the equivalent to the fat, ugly chick at a party who goes around yelling and flashing people just so someone will pay attention to her.

    • 41 48
      Submitted by bitchin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:54pm

      Review your history: 1812. read about it soak it up and suck it up

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    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 1, 10 at 9:11pm

    Canadians are so sure that they could kill us with all their allies. We hve allies too, more powerful ones then yours. And you underestimate us, because we r "losing" in te fight on terrorism. But in any way shape or form we could dominate you in the military sector. Because we ARE the most powerful country in the world. And your healthcare sucks ass. And not all Americans are dumb, I didn't vote for that socialist asshole Obama.

    • 42 61
      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:27am

      We have the same fucking allies you nutless monkey

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:01pm

    Canada: Irrelevant since 1812.

    • 44 54
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:14pm

      Confederation was 1867, genius.\n\nAmerica: Ignorant since, well, pretty much forever.

      • 35 51
        Submitted by aandrews1024 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:11pm

        do you mean 1776 cause forever is incorrect

      • 43 47
        Submitted by dpsetsfire on Mar 1, 10 at 3:29pm

        I'm pretty sure Canada was Britain's bitch until 1982.

    • 59 55
      Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 5:47pm

      You mean since we sent you guys running back to the States with your tails tucked between your legs?

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:29pm

    Shut up, this isn't supposed to be a website about your stupid nationalistic banter. It's for laughing at how fucked up everyone else's lives are.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:38pm

    Damn canadians..... If u hate us so much, get the fuck off our websites.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 2:03pm

    You need our soft wood lumber jackass

  • 42 56
    Submitted by AnonymousCowboy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:56pm

    No this website is for laughing at how fucked up Americans lives are

    • 41 45
      Submitted by jessica09 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:28am

      I am American, and I also live in the country, but I am not a "hick." Most Americans are educated and respectful, and it only takes a few idiots like these to make the whole country look bad. I apologize for those who are disrespectful and only know how to hate. With that being said, the point of the Olympics is to unify in peace, so i think everyone on here needs to grow up and show some respect for each other.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:57pm

    The cup. Canadians win the cup every year! All are Canadian players... Suck it

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:49pm

    448... Please refer to 357.... Idiot bahahaha

  • 42 58
    Submitted by not_texan on Mar 1, 10 at 8:16pm

    We should give Texas back to Mexico and see if Canada wants to become a state. Then we could build a fence on the new Mexican border and do a better job of keeping the Mexicans out. Texas couldn't even fight off the Mexicans when they tried so why should we expect Texans to fight them off now.

    • 58 46
      Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:44pm

      errr no thanks, as a canadian i have to say that i dislike the thought of being lumped in with americans

  • 42 59
    Submitted by ^_^ on Mar 1, 10 at 10:52am

    am i the only one who likes dick in their asshole???

  • 46 68
    Submitted by tsay89 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:01am

    Hockeys for pussies

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04am

    Hahahahahahaha. I like this. Along with the Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by iamthatguy on Mar 1, 10 at 10:45am

    first

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:37pm

    Haha I'm Canadian and this made me laugh!

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Shhhhhhhh on Mar 2, 10 at 1:18am

    I just love the unity between countries that the olympics create :)

  • 44 65
    Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 11:07pm

    Clearly this site is run by Americans seeing as ant texts regarding the US have not been posted!\nUSgAy USgAy USgAy

  • 46 71
    Submitted by sean8503 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:33pm

    Lolz

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 1:02pm

    Props to 12:13, well put!

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    Submitted by tervtheperv on Oct 24, 10 at 1:41am

    dear everyone fighting about u.s. versus canada,\nlisten. we're all on this site, so we're all either (a) alcoholics or (b) obese internet lowlifes. so instead of arguing patriotism and economics and other figures that contribute to discord, let's all laugh at ourselves, toast our unique differences, and drink a beer together. if you'd rather have some meaningless cyber fight then fuck off and pretend your negativity matters for a second.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by barrsy on Mar 1, 10 at 6:30pm

    Although I'm fucking proud of Canada for winning the most golds, I have to admit, in some areas USA fucking dominated in theOlympics . In a way, we canadians shouldn't be as smug because the USA could have easily turned the tables

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:27pm

    No one cares about Canada. Canada is and always will be irrelevant.

    • 38 56
      Submitted by Lollerpop on Mar 1, 10 at 6:07pm

      That is until you need someone to supply you with energy, and fresh water. Or when you go traveling and notice that everyone with a maple leaf on their backpack is being treated with a great deal more respect than you. Or when we win the most gold medals to ever be won at a single Winter Olympics.\nYeah, we become kind of relevant then.

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    Submitted by BStange on Mar 2, 10 at 12:53am

    Canada is more free? You're a monarchy.\n\nWeed is just as "legal" in many cities and states in the US as it is in Canada.\n\nUS has their hicks/rednecks... So does Canada.\n\nUS funding for Olympic teams? May want to check your facts on that one.\n\nHotter women? Not that I've seen. I've been to the bars in Windsor.\n\nThat being said, I have nothing against Canada. But I'm happy to be an American. I heard Crosby got caught having intercourse with his cousin.

    • 41 54
      Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:47pm

      1) we are not a monarchy.... 2)no american should be saying anything about someone sleeping with their cousin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:05am

    I'm canadian. Everyone knows all us canadians like dicks up our asses. That's why we aren't procreating very quickly

    • 42 52
      Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm

      I'm sure you are Canadian as that's what every Canadian is thinking at this very moment...

  • 39 79
    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:32am

    Canada fucking cheated, they wouldn't allow any non-canadian teams practice on ANY if their skate rinks till one week before it started. That's a douche bag move. So go fuck a maple tree. America fucking rules

    • 50 54
      Submitted by mjuivcka on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52am

      why didn't everyone practice on their own soil? it would make more sense.

    • 52 43
      Submitted by k8erg8or on Mar 1, 10 at 12:49pm

      Right. Because the difference in ice is SO significant from one ice rink to another that it would make a serious difference in your ability to compete. No other country would have done any differently. This just happened to be one of the only rinks that was finished far enough ahead of time for it to be an issue.

    • 39 48
      Submitted by mja008 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:16pm

      Maybe it's an IIHF rule? Or perhaps the best teams were all made up of NHL players who were still playing for their club teams until 2 days before the Olympics started.

    • 45 61
      Submitted by ulu on Mar 1, 10 at 5:54pm

      Same thing happens in any olympics. Just a tradition, the home country uses their facilities to practice and every other country uses their own respective facilities

  • Submitted by ATU1derboy on Mar 1, 10 at 10:51am

    Who really cares? Who really watches hockey? What do the olympics really prove? It's just a few games, not even a full season. Fuck Canada anyway, be sure and send all your players back over so the NHL can continue to exist.

    • 52 53
      Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 11:01am

      Fuck Canada...but you need our Canadian players to keep the NHL alive? Get your head outta your ass. We care, and we love our hockey. Deal with it.

    • 35 43
      Submitted by bitchin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:57pm

      HAHAHAHAH!!! now is that what you would call an arts student. Get your head out of the gutter kid

    • 44 47
      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:15am

      The team that makes the most money in the NHL is based in Toronto... sooooooooooo shut the fuck up

      • 47 54
        Submitted by Somebody on Mar 2, 10 at 8:21pm

        Yeah, and you're not even smart enough to realize that their name makes you idiots. The Toronto "Maple Leafs". WTF? The plural of "leaf" is "leaves", you morons.

        • 41 56
          Submitted by crosby8779 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:08am

          The team was named after the Maple Lead regiment from WW1. As it is a proper noun, it is pluralized by adding an "s"... Or perhaps the fact that there is only one leaf on our flag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:13am

    Canada sucks