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  • sidney crosby is actually 22 and he has more balls to score that big of a goal than you'll ever have.

    Submitted by EvenMoreCreepy70 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:24pm
    • he actually has a hormone disorder. He was born with a vagina and an overwhelming amount of estrogen that prevented him from ever growing a scrotum.

      Submitted by HelloImNice on Feb 28, 10 at 11:35pm
      • dude Crosby is a god, I wanted USA to win but Crosby is so dirty and if we was like "Hey wanna blow me?" you would cause you're a bitch. k thanks bye :)

        Submitted by youngster3956 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm
    • Ace it America, we are going to have to live with the fact that we're only superior in Baseball, basketball, golf, swimming, track and field, defense, GDP rate. Canada is in fact number 1 in Hockey though..and douchiness. "Ey"? Really?

      Submitted by anonymousme on Mar 1, 10 at 9:39am
  • face it...hockey is OUR game

    Submitted by emkmart03 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:24pm
    • the irish's** nice try though

      Submitted by phillyphan on Feb 28, 10 at 8:21pm
      • philly shut the fuck up you dont know what youre talking about. canada invented hockey. find me ONE resource that says ireland invented it and ill show you 10 that says canada did. go get a fucking clue

        Submitted by CCF on Feb 28, 10 at 8:30pm
        • Irish people are too drunk to invent hockey, It was Canada I know this because I'm Irish

          Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:42pm
    • GO CANADA!!!!!

      Submitted by greekie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:02am
    • AHMEN to that!

      Submitted by CanadaRox on Mar 1, 10 at 11:07am
    • Eh..its the only games your good at so who the hell cares!

      Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Mar 1, 10 at 2:47pm
      • It's funny because if you had won the game you would probably be trying to rub it in our faces this is why i get so entertained by angry stubborn americans who talk shit about our country because your inferior to us in every way

        Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:43pm
  • He's 22, actually. And that game was so good. Both teams played so hard. I'm sad USA lost, obviously, but unlike everyone else, I'm not gonna be a sore loser about it. Canada earned that gold. And Canada? Stop being such pricks about it. There's such thing as a sore winner, too. Just saying. You weren't handed that game. Just because you "invented hockey" doesn't mean that the USA isn't a legit competitor. I think we proved that tonight. \n\n</rant>

    Submitted by steelersgirl on Feb 28, 10 at 6:46pm
    • Americans started with the Canada bashing... we are just defending out country. Thanks for coming out.

      Submitted by mja008 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:08pm
    • you have to understand something. canada bleeds hockey. it is arguably the biggest part of our culture. it is bred into us. so of course we are excited and we will defend it any chance we get.

      Submitted by dini40seven on Feb 28, 10 at 7:47pm
    • No one's said ONCE that the US team was bad.

      Submitted by Eric7452 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:22pm
    • having a goalie that was on fire for a tournie and 3 players that could make team Canada isnt legit competition.

      Submitted by bb16 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:44am
    • nobody actually said the americans didn't play hard but were gonna defend our players and our team if someone insults them so bite me

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:27am
  • dont be jealous that he has bigger nuts than you :) i love canada :)

    Submitted by a_non_moose on Feb 28, 10 at 6:28pm
  • Canada is the best! Eat a dick Yankee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:25pm
    • small nuts? his balls are so large theyll make yours retreat into your abdominal cavity like frightened groundhogs /go canada\\

      Submitted by CCF on Feb 28, 10 at 8:00pm
  • Suck it America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:27pm
  • dont fuckin hate because canada beat you in the game we created!

    Submitted by katiiediamanti on Feb 28, 10 at 6:29pm
    • Funny, in the other text about the game a bunch of your fellow canadians were sayin they didn't invent it? who the fuck did?

      Submitted by trahb on Feb 28, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Because Canadian are better? Obviously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:26pm
  • Hahaha well said non-puberty 20 year old just beat your ass so what does that make team USA??? Haha carry on with your bitterness, makes it that much sweeter for usssssssss!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:34pm
    • Do you realize that Crosby plays in America and is payed by Americans? Also, we can pronounce the word "out" correctly.

      Submitted by JohnnyD on Feb 28, 10 at 7:35pm
      • Its not about who they play for outside of that game. Its about what country produces the best players.

        Submitted by LeviathanXII on Feb 28, 10 at 7:48pm
      • Too bad you can't say roof properly.

        Submitted by Eric7452 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:21pm
        • I hope you know we say roof the same way you do. You Americans seem to think we say roof and about in a strange accent but we don't. You are so completely ignorant.

          Submitted by afitz23 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:02pm
    • Crosby did NOT dominate shit. What'd he have 5 points the whole olympics? Iginla and Nash were you're best players. Crosby had one lucky shot. He's not even the best player on the pens. Sooo overrated

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:45pm
      • sparty youre wrong about one thing. iginla and nash were not the olympics' best players. ryan miller hands down

        Submitted by TheBoneweasel on Feb 28, 10 at 9:07pm
        • Or, you know, Luongo, the goalie who didn't let in the game winning goal.

          Submitted by sacki27 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:24pm
          • I'd have to disagree. Luongo played well but Miller played outstanding.

            Submitted by Eric7452 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:57pm
        • Oh i completely agree, Ryan miller was the best player in the olympics and was the main reason we got the silver and the main reason we didn't get blown out tonight, I meant that iginla and Nash were canadas best players. Def not Crosby

          Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:05pm
          • Actually John Toews and Ryan Getzlaf and Rick Nash were Canada's best players

            Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:49pm
    • Dear Americans,\nYou LOST! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SORE LOSERS WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY. Now that the Olympics are over you can stop pretending to give a shit about hockey.

      Submitted by bah1 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:30am
  • They're born in Canada, they started in Canada, they just played for your teams coz you know Americans don't got shit. LICK MY CANADIAN CLIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:31pm
  • MOST GOLDS EVER CHEA CANADA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:32pm
    • Too bad that's not as good as most MEDALS ever

      Submitted by johnmcclane07 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:34pm
      • nobody gives a shit about 2nd and 3rd, all that matters is GOLD baby!

        Submitted by Maxx_88 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:46pm
        • I'm sure the Canadian figure skater whose mom died and got bronze would appreciate your patriotism, you heartless fuckstain.

          Submitted by anon4252 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:45am
      • Actually its better, id rather have 10 golds and know my country is amazing at a lot of things, then 20 bronze and know my country is pretty good at a bunch.

        Submitted by LeviathanXII on Feb 28, 10 at 7:47pm
        • just because you win ONE race, match, game, or competition does not mean you are the best. any of the top three athletes in almost any event could have won gold. they just might not have had their best run.

          Submitted by TheBoneweasel on Feb 28, 10 at 9:09pm
    • Nowhere near true.\n\nTotal Golds "EVER"\nUS- 1016\nCAN- 109\n\nKeep up the good work?

      Submitted by zhaddad on Feb 28, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Sidney is a babe, and I'm sure while he's getting laid tonight he won't give a shit about what some Bitter American thinks!

    Submitted by ceboduel on Feb 28, 10 at 7:03pm
    • of course he'll care what Americans think. better check where he plays and where his paychecks come from, because it sure as hell isn't a team in Canada.

      Submitted by standardstyle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:16pm
      • yeah because his paycheques are going to stop coming in because he won gold....

        Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:05pm
      • Actually one of the owners of the Penguins is Mario Lemieux who is a great Canadian... just sayin

        Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:51pm
    • While he's getting laid by malkin (who is better than sid)

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I didn't know TFLN was all Canadians. O_o

    Submitted by fml26 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:39pm
    • it's not, I bet the majority of these people just either A. follows the winner, B. doesn't watch and likes to start arguments, or C. was screaming go USA an hour ago and once they lost immediately switched, like a bunch of people I know. Glad I watched every game

      Submitted by Chris_B2 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:59pm
    • To be fair, there's probably a lot of America-bashing from other countries in here too.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 28, 10 at 7:02pm
  • 6:28. Who won the most golds though?

    Submitted by nuclearjack on Feb 28, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Omg sid can fuck me any way any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:54pm
    • Wow slut

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:15pm
      • Wow misogynist. Major double standard: Some dude says he'd like to have sex with some chick and you'd be all, "NICE MAN, ME TOO FUCK THAT CHICK!" However, a GIRL mentions that she'd like to have sex with some guy and she's a slut. I get that this gets said all the time, but it needs to be said until a. people stop making stupid-ass comments like that, or b. there is no longer male privilege.

        Submitted by sistersunbeam on Feb 28, 10 at 11:27pm
        • yes guys can do that girls cant....slut

          Submitted by jdibuono on Mar 1, 10 at 3:34pm
          • Wow. I feel sorry for whatever girl ends up with you.

            Submitted by afitz23 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:05pm
          • Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize a penis made you immune to promiscuity. CLEARLY it doesn't make you immune to being an ass. I will withdraw my comment if you can explain to me what makes it okay for men to sleep around and not girls.

            Submitted by sistersunbeam on Mar 2, 10 at 3:43am
  • GO CANADA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:56pm
  • USA = pwnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Interesting how two anti-Canada texts come up only half an hour after the game. I didn't think texts got moderated that fast. Maybe the mods don't like Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Canada is the shit and so is crosby... Nice try usa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:02pm
  • lol I obviously knew. There aren't enough people in Canada to support 30 teams so we send our players to America to take your money and beat you at hockey, come back and beat you in the olympics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I'm sorry I can't hear you over all our gold clinking together. Sucks to be american right about now, thought you guys went to win not just medal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Sidney Crosby is hotter than you'll ever be.

    Submitted by AnonymousUser on Feb 28, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Lmao all these good players from dif countries are all on the USA payroll. You pay them then they go and beat your asses in the olympics. Ovechkin is captain of an NHL team lol too bad Russia sucked at hockey :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:24pm
  • WW1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:51pm
  • EVERYONE STOP HATING AND BEING FUCKTARDS. I live in the USA, and I LOVE Canada and Canafians. The hockey game was really good (and close), but its nothing to hate over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:44pm
  • So text from last night? Sounds like text from this afternoon. Fail TFLN.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Sidney Crosby is SO fine. you have to agree. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Fuck crosby

    Submitted by sigalphaboyd on Mar 1, 10 at 2:17pm
  • we should have an Olympic event called war an see who wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:55am
  • Canada is bigger and we're on top. If this was prison, the US would be our bitch.

    Submitted by anonymouscanuck on Feb 28, 10 at 9:36pm
  • And I quote 'we're bigger and on top, if this was prison, you'd be our bitch'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Alright the cup and a gold medal in 1 year! Who else can do that today...oh yeah no one really unless you're a Penguin! Let's go Canada and PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by tsw90 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:17pm
  • sidney crosby is 22. he is one of the best hockey players in the world. stop being sore losers and get over it. he has dedicated his life to something and worked really hard and he has the gold and the cup to show for it. jeez

    Submitted by dini40seven on Feb 28, 10 at 7:45pm
  • tsk tsk. BITTER. The US played a FANTASTIC game. Come on, you guys have Ryan Miller, and we're stuck with Luongo? Lets-one-in-with-30-seconds-to-go-Luongo? Honestly, Crosby has a knack for scoring dramatically when his team really needs it, and that's why he's a star. Yes, he plays for an American team, but GUESS WHAT? That's only because you guys snake all our best teams because you have better funding! So don't spout off on where his loyalties lie. For

    Submitted by 89121500 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:23am
  • go back to be America's hat you Canadian fucks

    Submitted by nikkibee on Feb 28, 10 at 8:31pm
    • at least we're not another country's shit stained underwear.

      Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:13pm
      • That's gross that you don't while and leave shit in your underwear, leave it to a Canuck I guess.

        Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:02pm
    • We never left our awesome hat. Get out of my hat.

      Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:29am
  • He's hott don't b bitter

    Submitted by ali15 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:48pm
  • Sydney Crosby and his small nuts are fucking sexy. \nGO CANADA GO <3 !!

    Submitted by lu05 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:15pm
  • What was that caps fans? Us pens fans couldn't hear you we were to busy shining our cup

    Submitted by elmigro on Mar 1, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Honestly we shouldn't feel bad we beat Canada once in the tourney unfortunetly we didn't beat them for the gold...

    Submitted by praznick on Mar 1, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Because he's the fucking devil. I thought I hated him after the Cup, now I hate him even more.

    Submitted by bellagrace23 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Death to Canada. I'd the US declared ear on you pussies we would ROYALLY fuck your world up. French fags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:41pm
    • oh no i hope they don't declare Ear on us whatever shall we do \n\nlearn to spell you fuck

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:45am
  • U guys are jealous. Ya crosby!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:44pm
  • FUCK YAH CANADA!!!!

    Submitted by trident0011 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:36am
  • Jealous, jealous, jealous. UWO loves Crosby!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Fuck Crosby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:56am
  • First off Canada produces more worthwhile hockey players than the U.S. Second, Canada will always be better than the US, seeing as we... I don't know... Burnt down the white house back in the day (a fact I'm sure all your biased history books omits).

    Submitted by Vo1cl on Mar 1, 10 at 4:17am
  • sidney crosby is the best hockey player ever. i'd like to see you accomplish what he has. he's like christ of hockey.

    Submitted by hockeynut91 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:33pm
    • I'd like to introduce you to a Russian hockey pkaye name Alexander ovechkin who has more individual awards and better stats than sid the kid. And he's on a worse team. But good try

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:14pm
  • God I love Minnesota. And America and Canada did go to war. America lost

    Submitted by imfreak56 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:06pm
  • "Health care, health care." I pay less for my health care than Camadians ddo for the taxes that end up paying for their health care. All-in-all I'm paying less for the best doctors and health care available than Canadians are paying for shitty-ass health care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:45pm
  • He good but he is a PUSSY! And he likes 8===

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Ovy > crosby. Im glad we won, but Kane was the best player in the tourny....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:04am
    • He didnt score until they played Finland. Chicago's Captain John Toews was the best player...

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I loveee Crosby and his small nuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:46pm
  • haha jealous americans. crosby is the most talented hockey player. enjoy silver punk

    Submitted by SPAZMATTiiK on Feb 28, 10 at 7:21pm
    • I strongly disagree. Alexander ovechkin is the most talented playe in the world. Crosby isn't even the best player on the pens, malkin is

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:54pm
    • Hi Hayes!

      Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:11am
  • o yea i forgot atleast hes gonna get laid tonight

    Submitted by metallicafan on Feb 28, 10 at 8:46pm
  • DON'T PRETEND YOU WOULDNT SUCK HIS DICK HES A GOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:07pm
  • Pwned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:29pm
  • I hold two JD's . One from Texas State and the most recent from UCLA. Oh yeah, we have bailed you out. Yall will get stuck fighting sone towel heads and need our A10's or our marines. Semoer Fi mother fucker. Or should I say FRENCH FUCKER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:39am
    • Theres only 5 million french people out of 35 million... and Canada is in Afghanistan fighting along side you dumbass

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Gollldddddd babyyyyyy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Miller was the only reason America stayed competitive! Otherwise they wouldn't have gotten out of the quarterfinal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:07pm
  • who knew americans were such sore losers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:40am
  • A. He's 22 B. He has gone through puberty C. He has accomplished more in 22 years than you will your entire life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:28pm
  • That so called 20 year old accomplished more in 3 years than you will in your lifetime.

    Submitted by CluelessJay on Mar 1, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Crosby plays for Team Canada lol are you new here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:35pm
  • You stupid Americans are all pussies and you just hate to admit Canada won. Suck it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:22pm
  • SIDNEY CROSBY IS AN AMAZING PLAYER. NOT TO MENTION DAMN SEXY;)

    Submitted by baillie on Feb 28, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Not really concerned with getting silver. Most of the guys playing for Canada live and play in the states anyways. In the long haul, America gains more from the canadians skill than Canada does.

    Submitted by LTrain on Feb 28, 10 at 6:30pm
    • yah you're right, most canadians do play in the states, it just shows that usa would be nothing without canada's skill!

      Submitted by EvenMoreCreepy70 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Suck it Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:49am
  • Fuck the usa. Go CANADA! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40am
  • actually sidney crosby is 22. i think both teams deserved to win they played hard till the end.

    Submitted by ael234 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:46am
  • it's alright canada isn't even a country it's just a county in montana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:55am
  • He's 22 and he's gorgeous.

    Submitted by laurenx3 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:08pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:11pm
  • Fuck hockey..... Go football!

    Submitted by Springy67 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:13am
  • were you bashing canada? \ni couldn't hear you hating over our free health care, most gold medals, and hockey ownage.

    Submitted by tbomber on Feb 28, 10 at 9:38pm
  • That's typical. Allies won WWII. That includes US, Soviet Union and Canada. Read a book asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:54pm
  • He is so fucking hot thoo

    Submitted by gababy129 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:43pm
  • American's are overweight slobs

    Submitted by lise1111 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:53pm
    • not all of us... their is alot of fat shits tho... and red necks... kinda sucks to have that stereotype...

      Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 3:32pm
  • I love how the Americans claim they don't can't about our country or our hockey yet they're getting horrilbly defensive over all of this. Way to go Americans.. Haven't proved shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:03am
  • I love to invade ladies south of the 49th parallel with my north pole. :).

    Submitted by northpole on Mar 1, 10 at 9:28am
  • Sydney Crosby is sex. Enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:33pm
  • We may have lost the game, but we're still better at hockey than any fucking Canuck. And Sidney Crosby is a lame ass excuse for a player. All his skill and excellence is washed away by his whiney ass attitude and bad sportsmanship. Canada may have invented hockey but it's better played by the american teams. Go Wings!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:04pm
  • it was a great game. true hockey fans take that into account. Canada won. but win or lose, I'm still proud as hell to be an American!

    Submitted by ag12 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:44pm
  • CANADA KICKED AMERICA'S ASSSSSS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Sidney Crosby is an amazing player, and Canada fucking worked for that gold. Both teams played really well, but Canada earned it, so stop whining because a 22 year old has more balls then you

    Submitted by beckybopp on Mar 1, 10 at 4:19pm
  • America saved the fucking world. Two times already. Yall are some UNGRATEFUL FUCK, Aye?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Sidney Crosby is dope as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:57pm
  • what a dumb comment...hockey has one possible medal and swimming has as many as you enter in if youre gonna make a smartass comment,think abou what youre saying atleast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Ohh the bitter jealousy. Imagine if the US had won?? I am sure that the Canadians would not be making asshole comments about your players.

    Submitted by CanadaRox on Mar 1, 10 at 11:03am
  • Change his last name to Crysby.

    Submitted by hockeyxdevils on Mar 1, 10 at 7:44am
  • 12:28 is so right. We are the dominant force in everything we do. U.S.A. Is the greatest nation in the entire world. And we bail ya'lls asses out of every military conflict you get yourself into. We UNFUCK the situation. Give credit where credit is due

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:32am
  • Thank you 11:52. Those pussies were hiding out somewhere Eh? Not trenches up with us. God Bless America. Only good to come out of Canada is the nice KB and Northern lights. Their bitches don't bathe or shave the pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:56pm
    • Actually we too are in Afghanistan where our troops are dying because you fuckers left to go to Iraq. And this is about hockey not who's in the trenches. Once again you are proving the stereotype of American's being arrogant and self centered. Have you actually ever met a Canadian? Were fun spirited loving people

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Does anybody remember the Beijing summer olympics when China won more medals but USA didn't let go that they won more gold.... Even when America loses they still win.... In their mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:08pm
  • You know what would be cool? If Canada would attempt american football, eh? They'd pretty much get raped up the ass.

    Submitted by gdg88 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:52pm
    • Sorry were too busy playing Canadian Football. Which is more difficult and more fun then your 4 down snooze fest

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Sidney Crosby is gettin some right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:56pm
  • Canadians have a massive orgy after Every goal scored at a youth hockey game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:41pm
  • but everyone knows where crosby learned to play puck....MINNESOTA!

    Submitted by minnesotaman409 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:58pm
  • Jealous fucking Americans, Canada fucking runs shit. Grow a fucking pair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Go suck your moms nuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am
  • Canadians don't have the right to form an opinion. Only in America are you welcome to have them. To the AIDS patient.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:22am
    • Wow thats very arrogant of you. I thought America was the land of the free?

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:30pm
  • We are in Afghanistan, fighting too. Except we haven't fucked up a country so bad that it would collapse if we pulled our troops out.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:02am
  • 12:39, if it was fake, the OP would have to be a mind reader to post this. Idiot.

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:44am
  • He's number 87 cuz he was born in 1987 you idiot if anyone is gonna score it might as well have been the kid who became captain of an NHL team at age 18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Right 3:41 Go Rafalski, go watch the replay and see how Crosby beat you.

    Submitted by Scarecrow13 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:07pm
  • Good job Canada, you beat us on ice.. Half your damn country is ice.. While y'all are celebrating the biggest event in Canadian history, doing something better than the US, we'll continue living like kings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:03pm
    • Please tell me this whole comment was some sort of joke. Half of Canada is not covered in ice.. not even close actually and more then half of the states is struggling to make ends meet? so keep "living it up as kings"

      Submitted by aspire on Feb 28, 10 at 10:21pm
    • with you higher crime, and unemployment rates have fun being a "king"

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:35am
  • Tfln or text from 5 minutes ago?

    Submitted by nuclearjack on Feb 28, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Crosby's awesome... Makes me just a little proud to be from Nova Scotia, even though it is pretty much nowhereland, haha.

    Submitted by Admire on Feb 28, 10 at 8:23pm
  • This texter is jealous Crosbys gonna get more asssss then them... I lovvvve me some Sid <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Trenched

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:57pm
  • fuck you americans everyone in this world hates you. there isnt a single canadian how actually respects you we only use you for shit. we almost beat you in medal counts even thought you have 10x the population that we have you fat asses

    Submitted by mitchellll on Feb 28, 10 at 11:02pm
  • I say we oxygen bomb their asses and inhibit Canada expanding US territory by close to 50%

    Submitted by nikkizzi on Mar 1, 10 at 2:16am
  • canadians are ALL better at hockey? don't think so. alex ovechkin? patrick kane? i could definitely name a lot more. sid is awesome, not gunna lie. but once again, hes not the best player. i bet half the people who've commented only watched hockey for the past 2 weeks, and therefore know nothing about all the players. get over it! GO USA!

    Submitted by lovepinkx07 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:06am
  • Idk why canadians are being such doushebags about his game. America lost by one point during overtime, and it was a lucky shot really. Anyway, canadians didn't invent ice hockey, British solders in canadia invented it. Lastlly, while canadia got gold in hockey, America still has the most medals. Stop being doushebags canadia and stop being sore losers americans.

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Feb 28, 10 at 9:56pm
    • If you're going to be an arrogant asshole you could at least spell Canada properly.

      Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:26am
    • Learn how to spell CANADA and we'll talk buddy

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:34am
    • Soo because you guys have over 300 million people compared to our 35 million it makes us douchebags? I think its pretty fuckin good for such a small population to come in third place out of 200 countries you asshole and its fucking spelled CANADA at least we can spell America right...

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Hockey = life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:12pm
  • This is from Minnesota, you know... the state of hockey. Where the majority of players came from for the 1984 games. Where was Canada then?

    Submitted by Skibez on Feb 28, 10 at 6:50pm
    • Playing professional hockey and therefore ineligible to compete in the Olympics. Oh, and I'm pretty sure you mean the '80 Lake Placid Olympics. Not the '84 Sarajevo Olympics where the US went 1-2-2 on the round-robin and didn't make the medal round.

      Submitted by Eric7452 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:28pm
  • He has accomplished a lot... But the NHL gave them his cup for the love of ratings...Go Rafalski... Go Wings!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Okay there are clearly two main questions/points\n\n1)Where was hockey invented? Well there are records of games including ice and a curved stick from all over Europe (Russia, The Netherlands, Ireland) but the game as we know it today was made by Irish immigrants in Canada.\n2)One insult being thrown at Crosby/Canadians is that he plays in the US and It is americans who sign his paycheck FALSE he plays in the US put the owner (canadian hockey great Mario Lemieux) signs his checks\n1

    Submitted by Ohcanada7268 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:17am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • Wow....... Fighting on comment boards is like being in the special olympics.... You are a retard no matter the outcome

    Submitted by rennaisanceman on Mar 1, 10 at 12:37am
  • I agree, Crosby's a great player, but he didn't do a lot the whole tournament. Oh, and The USA may have the higher medal count, but Canada has the record forte most gold medals won in a single olympic games. Ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:32am
  • Percent my bad

    Submitted by nikkizzi on Mar 1, 10 at 2:19am
  • you people that are arguing over this thread are more ridiculous than the comments you're making, which is saying something. shut the hell up, get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:08am
  • i LOVE how americans are sooooo bitter that they feel the need to bash canada at every turn while still trying to claim superiority

    Submitted by skittles13 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:51pm
  • But Canada still has one of the dirtiest populations on the planet. Why do yous guys not bathe properly Eh? Why do yall smell ao bad eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:26am
    • yes we bathe less than 3rd world countries. why are americans to obnoxious and ignorant

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 11:01am
  • 12:55!!!!! Yes you are correct. Pussy ass maple queefs....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:56am
  • Go pens!!!!

    Submitted by scathers47 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:44pm
  • at whatever idiot said we americans wrote the english language... you're kidding, right? what about the ENGLISH.

    Submitted by hiiiitsaswimmer on Mar 1, 10 at 1:06am
  • Agreed with 908 (:

    Submitted by drsxo05 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:11pm
  • first of all he's 22 and second of all everyone is just jealous of him because he is actually good at hockey. he never brags and you never hear about him being an ass so why can't everyone just respect him for the hockey player he is.

    Submitted by agentace4 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:32pm
    • Cuz he's not the best like media makes him out to be. Ovechkin is the best

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:00pm
  • The generalizations that are being used by both sides of this arguement are ridiculous. To both unquestioning (and unreasonable) Canadian and American patriots: stop talking. You are coming off as arrogant and ignorant.

    Submitted by sgtdingleberry on Mar 2, 10 at 12:46am
  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because killing someone makes you man and till then you're a pussy. k thanks for clearing that one up for me u.s.ga y

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 2:56am
  • South Park was created by Canadians you dumb fck, that episode was a huge joke

    Submitted by AnonymousCowboy on Feb 28, 10 at 11:24pm
  • lol at 7:09's logic fail. Look back to Salt Lake City. You didn't have first in gold or overall medal count. Retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:16pm
  • US topped Canada in total goal differential they deserve the gold. Oh and you bloody canadians can go fist fuck your beloved French fags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:21am
  • USA! USA!

    Submitted by H47 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Canada rocks end of story, and i bet crosby has bigger balls than you will ever have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • cry baby crosby fuckin pussy i hope he gets his throat slit by a skate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:26pm
    • i hope u get ur ass beat by a pens fan... it'll be really funny!

      Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Hey that's not fair. One of my nuts Is about half the size of the other two. And they're rather small themselves. It's like I have two glass marbles and then one the size of an M

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:25pm
  • To 12:08---- we aren't sportsmen. We are WARRIORS! Fist fuck your mother you French speaking CUM DUMPSTERs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:24am
  • Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:58am
  • I am celebrating. Pointing out contradictions and general idiocracy in the American population is celebration. And dirty? Can you even see the sky through all the smog over your country? Call us smelly, but atleast we won't choke on the air in Canada.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:30am
  • You wouldn't be speaking English if it weren't for us Eh. You French maids..... Canada is a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:47am
  • Yea it's ok cus when your a red neck with aids and can't pay for health care we'll be the ones laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:39pm
    • Making fun of Aids is definitely really cool!\nShows a higher level of intelligence in my opinion!

      Submitted by iamthebest on Mar 1, 10 at 2:19am
  • 4:17, the Canadians didn't burn down the white house dipshit. Canada wasn't even a country yet, it was owned by Britain, and fge British burnt the white house down. Get your facts right dumbfuck

    Submitted by mattdabom45 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:20am
  • Fuck yeah!!! Damn canadians gotta be so good at hockey and lacrosse!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Agreed 3:43. he's also a really good player. Too bad he was playing for Canada. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:59pm
  • 4:17 don't forget the part where the US invaded Canada and got spanked. That's not in the books here either

    Submitted by DancesUSMC on Mar 1, 10 at 4:44am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • US sided with the wrong alliance in WW2 if you ask me. Imagine a world without France and Russia. Fucking brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:56am
  • If this hockey game was b/w the world and Chuck Norris, clearly the winner wud have been Chuck Norris.

    Submitted by ashira on Mar 1, 10 at 12:41am
  • Americans..please shut up and return to your houseleague hockey games! Thank you.

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:40pm
  • small nuts? his balls are so large theyll make yours retreat into your abdominal cavity like frightened groundhogs\n\ngo canada

    Submitted by CCF on Feb 28, 10 at 7:57pm
  • it's interesting to think about NHL rules. OT is 2 points to the winner and 1 for the loser in OT, a regular length game win is 3 points. So the US would have 4, Canada 2, and that's not including the 3 points from every other game.. too bad olympics have stupid rules GO USA!

    Submitted by Chris_B2 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:46pm
    • they were lucky to even get a re-match, good thing USA doesn't get one, not quite sure they wouldn't win 2/3 the way they've been playing with Miller at goal

      Submitted by Chris_B2 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:00pm
      • Both teams made it to the final. Canada earned their way to the final. I guess you could say they are lucky they go their re-match so they could prove who the real champions are.

        Submitted by mja008 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Sidney was born 8/7/87, he is 22. nice try tho.

    Submitted by aspire on Feb 28, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Too bad he's actually 22...

    Submitted by usersalias on Mar 1, 10 at 12:40am
  • if a player with no balls scores the winning goal to the gold medal game, what does that make your players, you know the ones who didn't score? Canadians aren't being "pricks" about it, we've just had it with being passive and it's time to show some patriotism and defend our country! GO CANADA! Gold record! Very proud.

    Submitted by rascal on Mar 1, 10 at 2:38am
  • I'm from Canada and I still fully agree with this text. We deserved to win fair and square- hockey is our sport, always will be. But crosby is a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Well congrats u guys are good at hockey.....you live in a country covered in ice!!!! I would sure as hell hope u could beat a country whose 4th biggest sport is hockey. Let's play ANY sport in the summer olympics and see what happens

    Submitted by dustinpedroia on Mar 1, 10 at 12:49am
  • CANADA FUCK YES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:19am
  • And it's eh you silly bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Crosby is hockey-Jesus

    Submitted by beyonce17 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:39pm
    • Gonna have to disagree on that. Ovechkin, malkin, datsyuk are all better

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Canada is just happy because they finally won something besides a lumberjack tournament!

    Submitted by moochers on Feb 28, 10 at 7:59pm
  • America won WWII.. Where was Canada?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:52pm
    • kicking the shit out of germans, not nuking innocent civilians, pick up a book jackass, you guys killed women and children with your nukes

      Submitted by mrhankey114 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am
    • Vimmy Ridge

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:48am
    • Im pretty sure Canada was involved in a thing called D-Day although we didnt face what you guys did at Omaha we were the most successful in one day. So please keep these silly comments to yourself. Canada fought along side Americans so dont patronize yourself with this bullshit

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:10pm
  • I agree with 10:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Jelous of a native CANDIAN game?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:34pm
  • The US is shit at everything they do. Fuckin pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:03am
  • Ovechkin > Crosby.

    Submitted by piggiesgowoof on Mar 1, 10 at 12:04am
  • FYI, he's 22, and definitely a real MAN!!! all my congrats to Team CANADA!!! Go CANADA GO!!!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Submitted by nb_laura on Feb 28, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Better be careful. We just haven't made it to conquering your country. Ask the Native Americans how we roll. If we wanted Canada it'd be ours for the taking and raping. Smelly bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:41am
  • Canada has a fucking leaf on their flag, it's obvious they are pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:55am
  • Blow me canadians. We have the everything you want except northern lights. Our military is far superior to any. Including ya'lls. Bunch of French sucking panzies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:36am
  • 7:39, this is canada's second gold medal in hockey in the last 58 years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:44pm
  • so, besides winning in men & women's hockey...what the hell have you canucks done in the 143 years of your existence? besides design a poorly engineered luge track...

    Submitted by usaalldayyy on Feb 28, 10 at 6:56pm
    • this is the funniest and most legit reply out of all of them

      Submitted by standardstyle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:17pm
    • burn the whitehouse the fuck down, along with the rest of washington...

      Submitted by mrhankey114 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:19pm
      • I would have totally said this if you had not already. Why can Americans never remember important parts of even their own history...

        Submitted by LeviathanXII on Feb 28, 10 at 7:51pm
        • its still a legit reply... what else does canada offer

          Submitted by moochers on Feb 28, 10 at 8:23pm
          • worlds longest sniper kill, international peacekeeping, all of those other things we won medals in, maple syrup, half of the shit americans use in space, we invented basketball. deal with it, healthcare programs that everyone can afford, not being huge dick heads, and lastly discovery channel.

            Submitted by mrhankey114 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:33pm
            • the majority of the worlds fresh water. so behave! if you dont, when you run out we wont share.

              Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:10am
            • discovery channel is really good!

              Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 3:50pm
          • - Basketball\n- Canada Dry Ginger Ale\n- Chocolate Nut Bar \n- Computerized Braille \n- Electric Car Heater \n- Electric Light Bulb Henry Woodward invented and sold the patent to Thomas Edison\n- Film Colourization \n- Garbage Bag\n- Goalie Mask\n- Green Ink (Currency ink)\n- Kerosene \n- McIntosh Apple \n- Music Synthesizer \n- Odometer \n- Plexiglas\n- Quartz Clock\n- Prostetic hand\n- Telephone\n- Television Camera\n-

            Submitted by LadyCanada on Feb 28, 10 at 8:40pm
            • Soooo lets see. Without CANADA, you would'nt be able to mmmm.. have a hot car in winter, have light in your house, see movies (except black and white), take the trash out, have money, know what time it is on your watch and talk to your loved one on the phone... FUCKER.

              Submitted by LadyCanada on Feb 28, 10 at 8:44pm
    • well, an even earlier accomplishment... we burnt down the white house in the war of 1812... But of course back then we were just british colonies... \nIn Eighteen Twelve we were just sitting around, minding our own business, putting crops into the ground. We heard the soldiers coming and didnt like the sound, so we took a boat to washington and BURNED IT TO THE GROUND!

      Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:09am
    • So the next time your sick and use penicillin thank a Canadian... or go to use a plane and its on time thanks a Canadian

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:56pm
  • seriously what kind of a country says "eh" after everything they say? it's not even a fuckin word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:51am
  • If crosby didn't mean much I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't b wastin your time like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:44am
  • Hey Canada: at least the world would give a fuck if we disappeared.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:31pm
    • Give a fuck or throw a massive party? I'm inclined towards the latter.

      Submitted by k_pet on Feb 28, 10 at 9:23pm
      • Throw a massive party cuz the only country willing to fight towel head radicals is gone? Doesn't make much sense to me. And if were so hated, why do we have the highest rate of immigrants?

        Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:56pm
      • Party.

        Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:17am
        • oh my god guys like i would totally throw a party for you because like americans are like stupid right? like we all like talk like this and are dumb. \n\nyou all sound like a bunch of morons. You all realize that telling us we are hated over a fucking hockey game makes you sound like the biggest idiots around. I like Canada but i'm glad americans are telling you stupid bastards off (not all canadians...just you dumb fucks)

          Submitted by iamthebest on Mar 1, 10 at 2:31am
  • I was just as unhappy to see team USA lose in overtime, but I guess it makes sense. Crosby's a penguin, he can't help winning :)\n\nGo Pens!

    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Mar 1, 10 at 10:55am
  • My god, every single post in here is so ignorant. God damn stupid red necks, go back to your people of walmart website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • Twenty-year-old who hasn't gone through puberty!? Are we talking about Justin Beiber in eight years!?

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:18am
  • God I can't wait until summer olympics rolls around, they shouldn't even let Canada compete, just save them the embarassment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:05pm
  • crosbys such a little bitch.

    Submitted by woahxle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:39pm
  • whoever posted this i hope you look at the comments because your my hero

    Submitted by bcorr313 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:36pm
  • I'm canadian, but 4:42, are you fucking stupid, you really think anyone would make up that thousands of peoples lives were ruined so they could get publicity? My father went with the candian troops to the middle east after this happened, IT DID HAPPEN, I've been to New York and the towers are definately gone, show some fucking respect !

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 10:48am
  • I'm ashamed to call Crosby the player of my generation..thanks for producing a pussy Canada..one with dick sucking lips bigger than that other Canadian Pam Anderson..

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:21am
  • Ahahahahahahaha 11:45! America seriously needs to shit the fuck up, please explain your major contributions to the world.

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Syd the kid omns go Canada go tdot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:11pm
  • If your going to make fun of Canadians for saying "eh"... You might want to at least spell it right....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:47am
  • Dear 4:42,\nFuck you...I know people who died in the world trade center. How dare you say it didnt happen. You are incredibly pathetic saying something like that anonymously.

    Submitted by gglover1313 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:32am
  • 7:34 Canadian History, we were ruled by Britain. A lot of us have British roots. Learn your facts before you spout off "facts"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:11am
  • Please explain yours? We have enough trees, freshwater and mountains in Alaska... Thanks though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:51pm
  • God damn I'm sick of Americans acting all superior to everyone. You know China basically owns you with the debt you've built up. Not to mention your crumbling infrastructure, dependancy on foreign oil, involvement in a pointless war, unemployment, poor health care system, flailing economy, I could go on. Enjoy being a superpower while it lasts, because before you know it you'll be paying for your cocky attitudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:24pm
  • 956 learn to spell Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Sidney Crosby is damn sexy. And I'm an American who almost cried when we lost. I may be bitter but I'm not blind. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:11am
  • 1:17 is correct! Canada, your womens hockey team would man up on your men's team. Bet they'd beat your asses up with a big ole strap on. The men would like it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:21am
  • 12:44 you dipshit I was suggesting that the mods posted this themselves immediately after the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:07am
  • The Americans are just a bit cranky from their watered down excuse they call beer. Come to Canada where the beers chugged and the hockeys won

    Submitted by whiskeychapstick on Mar 1, 10 at 1:05am
  • That was probably the least thought out comment I've ever read...

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:52am
  • Fuck you Canada. In out. God bless America. God bless the United States Marine Corps and every branch of the mighty American machine! Hooo Raah - Semper Fi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:20am
  • health care, most gold medals, crosby. life is good up here

    Submitted by Canadian101 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:12pm
    • All except that Crosby part. Sure he scored "the goal" but he doesn't do shit except pass to malkin in the NHL

      Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:07pm
  • A 22 year old that is the CAPTAIN of the 2009 Stanley cup champion team aka the Pitsburg Penguins. Those small nuts can have my babies anytime

    Submitted by bitchin on Mar 1, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Yes, Canada is covered in ice... We all live in igloos and dogsleds are our number 1 mode of transportation

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:50am
  • The fact that you said y'all twice proves the unintelligance of your nation. Please report back with proper English.

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Crosby is probably way more mature than youll ever be and and his balls are twice the size of whatever yours will ever be

    Submitted by lovetheseslines on Mar 1, 10 at 12:51pm
  • Agree to dissagree, love each other Canada runs shit ps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Because he's amazing!..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:08pm
  • he will compare to Mario no doubt. multiple gold multiple cups multiple scoring titles

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 6:45pm
  • Corner---- bleeding. Auto correct sucks like Canadian soldiers....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:15am
  • Thank you for once again showing that Americans can't handle a loss. 1812 was the last time we fought each other directly. Vietnam was the last time you got beat in war. Iraq will be the next. All those shiny tanks and helicopters can't keep a poor nation submissive? Must be the soldiers who are fucking up then.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 1:53am
  • To ashira: I hope like hell you never reproduce, dumbass

    Submitted by minibelle on Mar 1, 10 at 12:57am
  • Okay, fuck Canada. That's why their second language is English. Dumbasses.

    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 1, 10 at 12:36am
    • Our first language is english fucktard, french is our second

      Submitted by mrhankey114 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:55am
    • What a good point... too bad it's incorrect. Once again you fail, America. Take a lap..

      Submitted by rascal on Mar 1, 10 at 2:47am
  • So much American jealousy on here. But I guess if I lived in the most hated country in the world I'd be jealous of everyone else too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:33am
  • Crosby is a little girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:09pm
  • there are cities in america that also bleed hockey. northern states, such as michigan, montana, wisconsin, etc. focus on hockey just as much, if not more, than canada. i'm not denying that canadiens invented the sport, but cities on the border of canada in michigan are just as involved in hockey. many people from canada play in the states, and many from the states play in canada. enough said, yo.

    Submitted by bedrock123 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:28pm
  • *shut

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:49pm
  • South park made an entire fuckin episode about how shitty your country is, I encourage you to watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:22pm
  • im from pittsburgh... i still win

    Submitted by moochers on Feb 28, 10 at 8:13pm
  • 2:04 you know most of those players on American teams such as the wings are Canadians...

    Submitted by SeanQ on Mar 1, 10 at 3:58pm
  • wow 1:06 its clear that youre an american pretending to be canadian..loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:21am
  • wtf, 4:42. 911 did happen, you retard. don't you think they'd figure out it was all a fake by now? holy crap. i can't people are that stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:51am
  • Canada fucking sucks, the only thing your good for is Canadian bacon and hot bitches. You have a shitty ass military too. America owns.

    Submitted by joeyb on Feb 28, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Fuck Canada!

    Submitted by krystle1227 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Fuck u Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:37am
  • There's a few Canadian pussies there wether or not your bullshit Gov't will say so. I saw a Canada die while in combat. H was clearing a home with three Army rangers, he didn't watch his six when he cane in the front and he got fragged when he turned the Courbet. Blessing for only a few minutes thn he went in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:15am
    • You are a sick fuck. He fucking died. A death is a death no matter what nationality you are.

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:44pm
  • 1:06, clearly not Canadian

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 1:13am
  • First off, he's 22...and he did it the same way he lead his team to a Stanley Cup. I'm sure if he were playing for the Wild, you wouldn't be talking shit. Go fuck yourself, douche.

    Submitted by ashleeeeeeee on Mar 1, 10 at 1:07am
  • Here I'll settle the dispute. I admitt it, Canadian men can't fight. Play hockey yes but fight no. When it's all said and done you can't hide behind your Prince Albert and the maple leaf. We are great at hockey and we can fubar any other country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:00am
  • @1152 Canadians were amazing soldiers in WWII. We kicked ass with awsome skill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:56pm
  • Sidney Crosby is the shit. Go penguins fuck canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:19am
  • Miller has a dirt stash

    Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 11:13pm
  • Anyone who actually thinks canada is better than America is dilusional... Seriously Canada isn't even close guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:58am
  • You have the most bronze medals, who has the most gold? First is better than third by most standards, am I right? Pull your heads out of your asses, you can say canadians would be screwed without the US but you don't realize how many things you import from Canada, educate youself before you boast about your country, ignorance is bliss

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:31am
  • This means nothing chuk norris would have won the game and revealed sindey to be a dickless shit stain on the boxers of america. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA. NIGGA IM HOME. KKK

    Submitted by nimh on Mar 1, 10 at 12:25am
  • Fuck Canada!

    Submitted by blubyu on Mar 1, 10 at 12:19am
  • we still got the gold since i'm from pittsburgh. Eat ass canadian chucker...

    Submitted by moochers on Feb 28, 10 at 7:56pm
  • americans r such fags !! sidney crosby is a great player\nu americans need to grow balls and face defeat. canada is on top! NUMBER ONE NOW MOHTAFUCKAAAAAAAA

    Submitted by GabeCANADA on Mar 1, 10 at 5:09am
  • Ok your grandparents and great grand parents saved the world. You've done shit. You can't even spell eh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:45pm
  • 11:28 I seem to recall a show that depicted American cops as stupid. What was it called? Oh yeah. "Every show ever".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:32pm
  • And right now the majority of the Canuck players are heading back to the rest of the NHL season where they will receive their paychecks in US dollars. Canadian hockey is really American hockey...

    Submitted by percival on Feb 28, 10 at 11:14pm
    • Canadians are just smart. They drain you american, greedy, money mongers for what you're worth, do what they love, vacation and retire in Canada. It's only sensible.

      Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:35am
  • hahahaha @ 10:49. u tell em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Canada still won, you prick! Learn to deal with your jealousy problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:27pm
  • I hear what all you pathetic Seppos are saying.... But all I'm hearing is Whaah whaahhh whaaah whaaaaaaahhh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Please tell me some canadian did not just say americans dont pay taxes? What a dumbass

    Submitted by MrDan on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm
  • If one more Canadian says they burned the White House, I am going to punch a Canadian baby. you dumb fucking hosers... The BRITISH did that. You know, the same people that we kicked in the nuts and WON our independence from, instead of waiting to be handed it from them in 1982???

    Submitted by CrotchWeasel on Mar 1, 10 at 7:34am
  • Ah, the typical American rhetort. Simple, crude, and showcasing a mental handicap.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am
  • Wow Sidney crosby has a gold medal now! How impressive..........Michael phelps has 14 gold medals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Top that

    Submitted by dustinpedroia on Mar 1, 10 at 12:39am
    • That's hardly a good comparison, it's all relative. Crosby competed in a 2 week long tournament, Phelps races last 2 minutes.

      Submitted by mja008 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:44am
  • Canadians can suck these American balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Crosby looks like a donkey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:57pm
  • Right on 2:04!! But Go Caps!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:10pm
  • Dont hate, appreciate(;

    Submitted by ivybearrr on Mar 1, 10 at 5:02am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • Amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:24am
  • 1:23--- fuck you. Smelly ass Canadian eh. Fuck yu Eh. Go to hell eh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:28am
  • HAHA FUCK YOU HES 22, AND THAT 22 YEAR OLD WHOS HASNT GONE THRUGH PUBERTY JUST KICKED YOUR GUYS PATHETIC ASSES WITH YOUR LUCK GOALS. YOU COULDNT EVEN KEEP IT OFF YOUR SIDE OIF THE RINK 89% OF THE GAME GOOO CANADA!!!!! GOLD MOTHER FUCKERS THIS IS OUT GAME

    Submitted by penny_lane on Feb 28, 10 at 11:57pm
  • 9:08 how'd Canada do in the Beijing games? Did u guys even make the top 10 in medals? And china got medals taken away cuz they had ppl under the age limit for swimming

    Submitted by ECardinal23 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • These texts are FAKE. They popped up 15 minutes after Canada won. How could they be submitted and moderated that fast? The TFLN mods are a bunch of Canadian-hating d-bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:39am
  • He has aids

    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 2, 10 at 7:23am
  • Usually I would say I agree but I would do dirty things to sid the kid

    Submitted by alicious1234 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:28am
  • God I hope you don't declare "ear" on us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:42pm
  • He is 23 this year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:55am
  • 355 way to be a tranny

    Submitted by rubberchicken on Mar 1, 10 at 8:49am
  • Amen 434

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:33am
  • Crosbys a Pittsburgh boy. You can be jealous of how amazing the pens are and how are amazing he played in the olympics. Suck it 651 grow your own nuts and lay off his! Pittsburgh <3 Crosby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:31am
  • To 12:49--- no we didn't you cunt. I was referring to how the world(without U.S.) would be a german speaking world. You stupid fuck. How dumb can a Canadian b EH?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:51am
  • WW1- WW2 and now in the M.E. Where Habiib is ready to blow himself up to get 72 Canadians in the afterlife. Canada sucks Eh? What the fuck is Eh anyway Eh????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Bahaha at 936

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Dislike

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:25pm
  • uhm... don't diss my future husband alright! I'm pretty sure he has gone through puberty and I'm pretty sure you couldn't pull something off like that!

    Submitted by gurlietomboy77 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:25am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:34am
  • Eh, I'm going to Hockey practice with the guys after class. Then Phil, Ed and I are going to get the KY and penetrate eachother. Yous guys wanna put on a wig and go with us Eh? Slap my ass and call me Canadian!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:02am
  • You know what is funny about Canada? They take curling seriously, oh, and the whole FRENCH part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:17am
  • Most Medals USA Still the greatest Nation in the world. Settle down Candians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Crosby is unreal you fuckin fools, stop talking shit out of jealousy you pussies

    Submitted by aleksandra_sg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Thornton, Boyle, Marleau, Heatly!!!!!! Sharks kick ass no matter where

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:03am
  • Canada has the best military training in the world and the USA even knows it

    Submitted by balancefrodo on Mar 1, 10 at 12:58am
  • the bottom line is, we won. good game guys. it was close. now... on with yoir lives instead of flippin out!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:59pm
  • All you americans are just fucking jealous. Why do you think Canada's ontop? CAUSE WERE THE FUCKIN' BEST.

    Submitted by sydneey on Feb 28, 10 at 11:03pm
  • it's "Eh" you ignorant american fucktard

    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:25am
  • Hockey is the most tough sport out there and there isn't many pussies playing it. you can't fucking touch a guy in basketball and baseball you get ejected if you hit the batter. In hockey we encourage fighting, which you'd know if you watched the NHL

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 5:19am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40am
  • I want to go to war with Canada... Do they have an army? I don't think so cuz their a bunch of pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Crosby is good looking but I'd still rather ovie and his big nuts. Crosby is a great player but he's a pussy. Ovie is great and not afraid of a fight, mmmm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Bad canadians. You need to start bathing. Shave you snatch. Wash those arm pits EH! Maybe then we'd welcome you to the GREATEST country on mother earth. No fags tho. Only clean shaven püntang!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:24am
  • Sidney Crosby is god. That's it. Ya USA lost oh well we still have the most medals. Canada deserved it, an I wish Fluery wouldve played. And I'm not jut saying that cause Pittsburgh is the place for hockey. And ovechkin still sucks dick.

    Submitted by redsoxgurl on Mar 1, 10 at 8:08am
  • Sid the Kid is officially on my shit list. And of course the one time I don't want Corey Perry to score he does!

    Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:14am
  • Well to be fair Crosby is like 23 but still...fuck that guy. USA! USA! USAAAAAAA!!!!

    Submitted by Orisit on Feb 28, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Crosby played an awesome game. Not to mention he's humble, unlike the arrogant fucks in the US.

    Submitted by drsxo05 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:05pm
    • I believe Miller was extremely humble AND he was the MVP. Better rethink your statement there.

      Submitted by iamthebest on Mar 1, 10 at 2:34am
  • I'm a Canadian girl and do you American boys realize that every Canadian girl wants Crosby right now. Literally all of my girl friends have said all the dirty things they would do to him. That is one lucky boy; we grow 'em good in Canada.

    Submitted by anonymous678 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:42pm
  • 1:57-- thank you. I've been in battle. Iv seen my fellow marines fall. War is brutal. These Maple leaf pussies couldn't cope with pulling the trigger and watching pink mist spray all over the wall or the enemy combatants mothers face. Canada is full of pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:59am
    • So thats why Canada is in Afghanistan fixing what George Dub started eh? By the way its a Canadian who set the record for longest distance kill and guess whos in second? Another Canadian

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:34pm
  • Fuck americans

    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:14am
  • Over weight Eh? Really, that's what youre worried about? If each of us weren't carrying enough nuts to cover for the coward canadians we'd be a little lighter. Pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:59pm
  • 911 did not really happen... Its a conspiracy by the media... Anyone ACTUALLy been to New York recently? I bet the towers are still standing.. Prove me wrong..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:42am
    • Well since there not standing there.. What a horrible thing to say I dare you to go say that to a child who lost a parent or both parents that day. Get a fucking back bone and I am Canadian

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:41pm
  • 12:32 YOU MADE MY DAY " we UNFUCK the situation™" 

    Submitted by hotcalendar on Mar 1, 10 at 12:36am
  • But he is sooo cute!! And he's a blackhawk. And we still got silver. Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:51am
  • Canada: Americas hat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:34am
  • USA still has the most medals. Once again proving we are the greatest country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:28am
  • 11:35 - which NHL team does he play for?follow the conversation or get the fuck out...

    Submitted by percival on Feb 28, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Trample off EH!!!

    Submitted by balancefrodo on Mar 2, 10 at 1:32am
  • Every Canadian that thinks they can take down the USA can go fuck themselves. We know our flaws and accept them. Yes we may have an obesity problem and an arrogant way of dealing with things, but we can actually back shit up. Uncle Sam can kick the shit out of a maple leaf any fuckin day. Get off your damn soap boxes and examines yourselves. You aren't perfect like you may think and by the way, hockey is bullshit and proves nothing so both sides stfu about the game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:34am
  • -high fives 9:32- Stupid ignorant people. They should all be burned.

    Submitted by gdawg1300 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:05am
  • Way to go, 4:42. Youre officially a dumbass for saying the twin towers are still standing.

    Submitted by YoureAPussy on Mar 1, 10 at 7:54am
  • Get a life capncanuck..shouldn't u b out celebrating ur win by drinking maple syrup and fucking a moose..only reason Canada celebrates so hard is cause u have nothing else..ur good at curling possibly the gayest sport out there..olympics r over no one cares about u pussy canadians anymore

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:28am
  • You know what would be cool eh? If you came to Canada and said that out loud. You'd pretty much get killed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:57pm
  • Haha atleast we are aloud in Cuba

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:46am
  • Amen 106/116.. I can't stand this fucking country.. Americans bein kind of bitchy but there is truth in some of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:20am
  • And I love how the Canadians think they're big shit because they won a hockey game, in Canada. Shut your mouths, dumb as Canucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:34pm
  • if I say ovechkins better than Crosby does that mean I know some about hockey?

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 4:26am
  • 11:42 you are obviously a moron. That is all.

    Submitted by percival on Feb 28, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Y'all canadians suck ass. There was a cartoon on the fucking rocky and bullwinkle show about the fucking candian royal mountees. And they were a bunch of dumbasses. Just cause y'all won the hockey game against the USA does not make you the shit. Go to he'll you bacon sucking assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Don't ever show your face in Canada we will collectively beat the shit out of you. Crosby=God

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Also, you honestly believe that you would invade us? The world has changed. I bet China would just love to come over and grab what you owe them by force.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 1:55am
  • How does he score the winning goal? It's called TALENT, dumbass.

    Submitted by Annuhh on Feb 28, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Shouldn't you be saving what little strength you have left after chowing your bog mac to go masterbate to a picture of a group of sweaty men in a tank?

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • Wow 1:21, where to even start, first off phelps is one person who got 8 golds, when it takes your whole damn country to beat him by just 6, and I believe he got more then your entire country did in the summer games.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:24am
  • probably the same way he lead his team to a Stanley Cup. I'm sure if he were playing for the Wild, you wouldn't be talking shit at all. Go fuck yourself, douche.

    Submitted by ashleeeeeeee on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am
  • Alexander Ovechkin is the best player in the NHL, no doubt, Crosby just looks like he has fuckin downs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:02pm
  • The only you guys got over Canada is your military is huge not skilled go fight china see who wins

    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Isn't he 21

    Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:40pm
  • I'm an American and love Crosby!(: go pens!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:12am
  • Even your soldiers are oblivious! Once again, you believe yourselves to be God's gift to the free world. Does anyone overseas have any idea why they are STILL there? You found Saddam, you didn't find WMDs, you're just there because the handful of soldiers lost doesn't compar to the hundreds of thousands your troops have killed.

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:09am
  • Oh shit, sorry, I forgot Americans wrote the English language.. Fucking idiot

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:49am
  • seriously, guys? who gives a flying fuck. does this affect your lives in anyway at all? chillll the fuck out. it's just a pointless game. stop being little gaylords about the stupid olympics. JESUS CHRIST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Go ovechkin

    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 4, 10 at 3:16pm
  • SIdney Crosby is a 22 year old NHL player who not only scored an epic goal in which allowed Canada to have 14 gold medals, he has also won the Stanley Cup, what the hell have you done your life?

    Submitted by PetitePrincesse on Mar 1, 10 at 12:35pm
  • USA USA USA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Crosby is the man!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41am
  • And dudly dooright is Hilarious, you are dumb as shit Way to live up to your low, sad steriotypes uh-mer-ka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Jealous much???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:42pm
  • 844 we woulda come up with same shit anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:04pm
  • You Americans don't pay taxes and yet you wonder y your country is in debt hmm

    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • Jealous, jealous Americans. If you really didn't care you wouldn't still be here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Canada played good, I wActhed the whole thingnin a bar and the atmosphere was insane, when the tie goal was scored you couldve heard a pin drop. But Canada did win most golds ever and sure USA had the most medals but we won in hockey so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:27pm
  • and most of your team is like 20 something as well, and Kane is more of a pussy than Crosby as well he needs kesler out there to protect his ass. god Kane needs his 13 cents back

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 3:02am
  • 2:00-- thank you Sir! Canadian women fight harder than the men. Espessially when I'm holding them down and running my overweight American cock in her..... The men won't even fight for their females. Fucking PUSSY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:04am
  • I love you Canada! I'm just messing with yous guys ah. Smelly cumdumpsters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:44am
  • GO CANADA!!! You wish you were Canadian!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:50pm
  • As a Canadian I can honestly say Canada sucks ass and I'd much rather live in the states. The healthcare is subpar, the people are rude and lack on hygiene, and there is French everywhere. We don't even deserve the hockey gold the US beat us just as many times as we beat them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:06am
    • Then get the fuck out of Canada and enjoy paying ridiculous insurance premiums and building up credit card debt trying to pay off that house you know you can't afford.

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:23pm
  • 1234, if we are the hat, you're the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:36am
  • Baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa Give me ONE actual instance of the USA 'saving the world'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Canada is America's hat

    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Canada is full of pussies

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:42am
  • Crosby = Tebow. Not a good comparison for Canadians who don't know what NCAA Football is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:05am
  • we actually have the balls to go to war.. you don't cuz your army is the most pathetic thing in the western hemisphere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:00am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Fucking American I bet wrote this

    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05am
  • 2:03-- if you're deployed soon please take care and thank you for your service to this beautiful country of OURS. Combat is mentally tough. The hardest thing I've ever dealt with. In the field isn't as hard as coming home. I truely shell shocked. I go to a shrink every other day. Turning it off is hard. They teach us what to do in theater bit not how to cope after we get back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:08am
  • Parlé Vous Franćais?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:03am
  • I don't like Crosby but CANADA!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!! I don't normally brag but you seem like a dickhead

    Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Fuck u.. Sid the Kid is a beast.. the fucks wrong wit u??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:24am
  • 1:01 --- they were the enemy. They were harboring the enemy. I'd NUKE the whole island chain of I were in command. Those zipper heads deserved all they got.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:05am
  • Fuck you Sidney Crosby I fucking hate you!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:59am
  • Mattheyou - how many teams does canada have compared to US teams? Also, what team does your golden boy Crosby play for? Dipshit.

    Submitted by percival on Feb 28, 10 at 11:32pm
  • AND... Alexander Ovechkin has won neither a Stanley cup NOR a gold medal... but stats say it all right? Ovie must be a better player because of his individual stats... Or do we judge quality on tram performance and success? Ovie will always live kn sod's shadow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Little late on that one douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:09pm
  • 833 just because your guys are afraid to leave the wire doesn't give you guys the works longest sniper kill. Get some perspective, your country is irrelevant. We evented the fuckin car and electricity and just about anything that matters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:42pm
    • Rob Furlong, look it up fucktard, and we've made and done alot of shit to asshole, at least we can win a war, you guys won the revolutionary war by yourself THATS IT.

      Submitted by mrhankey114 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:49am
    • because the only things that matter are cars and electricity, give your head a shake

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:30am
  • Shit stains.... Lmao! God bless you sir. USA USA. Fuck Canada. Ungrateful Dirty people. I hope someone scores 72 virgins on your convoy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:29am
  • Good god, you Yankees are sore losers. And realise that your goalie, Miller, is actually canadian born, he is only playing for the states because he has dual citizenship. Your team played well, as did ours, but we sure as hell do not go down without a fight. Think back to 1812...oh wait.... the schools dont teach you about that because you lost that war..... too bad.

    Submitted by MountainGirl94 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:23am
  • 106: fuck the English, America threw their ass out of their own colony twice. Clearly they're pussies

    Submitted by longhornpride05 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:20am
  • Freig off eh Crosby Is a beaut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:11am
  • it's ok though cause canadians are pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:37pm
  • Sydney Crosby can take his small nuts and jump off a Canadian bridge. Fuck you crybaby GO CAPS and OVIE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:56pm
  • He's 21 you stupid piece of shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Every American can just go to krispy Kreme and eat their weight in donuts you fat fcks

    Submitted by AnonymousCowboy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Both canadians and Americans can unite against a common enemy 4:42 for being retarded and claiming the twin towers aren't really deatroyed

    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:44pm
  • In soviet russia, guy with small nuts always scores winning goal!!!

    Submitted by sovietrussian22 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Stop crying Americans, Hockey is OUR game! Canada is GOLDEN, so suck it.

    Submitted by CANADAequalsGOLD on Mar 1, 10 at 2:13am
  • FUCK OFF USA. STUPID GREASERS GO EAT YOUR MCDONALDS, Canada kicks ass

    Submitted by blobbybobby on Mar 2, 10 at 1:20am
  • Let's just let the fuckin canadians have their 15 minutes of fame. I mean in one month they will be back to being America's little bitch that no one gives a fuck about. Sure you won a hockey game, but next week all your players will be back on our soil playingfor AMERICAN teams, ever ur little fairyboy Crosby, who, let's face it, is a whiny liitle bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Fuck you he rocks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:34pm
  • 159 if I saw you in real life I would dip my ball sack into your mouth and get my friend to take a photo and then make it my fb profile pic. Then off camera, I'd make you eat out my Canadian pussy

    Submitted by mitchell on Mar 1, 10 at 3:55am
  • 2:51 don't confuse Kane with Crosby lol

    Submitted by cpbrother on Mar 1, 10 at 2:57am
  • I love how you have to go to 1812 to find the last time we lost something relevant ahhahaha fuck off

    Submitted by longhornpride05 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:25am
  • Canada fuckin sucks. We beat you In everything else besides hockey. Plus Sidney crosby's a tool.

    Submitted by harrington on Feb 28, 10 at 11:36pm
    • Sorry, did you? Hmm, guess we didn't break the record for Gold Medals...

      Submitted by rascal on Mar 1, 10 at 2:44am
  • Gold for Canada\njust the way it should be

    Submitted by Japedo on Feb 28, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Everyone was pumped for these games because of people like Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn, and Apolo Ohno. Who cares about hockey?

    Submitted by DJay on Feb 28, 10 at 8:00pm
    • and apolo ohno disgraced america by getting disqualified and then blaming it on the officials they were canadians.

      Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:15pm
      • Disgraced? Try becoming the most decorated speed skater in Olympic history dumbass.

        Submitted by DJay on Feb 28, 10 at 9:49pm
        • we have one better. canadian clara hughes is the only athlete ever to win multiple medals in both the winter and summer games. speed skating and cycling.

          Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Hahaha Crosby is Jesus in the flesh. Gotta love that haters bc Sids so good.

    Submitted by hb8771 on May 23, 10 at 2:36am
  • Yo 6:31 I will lick your clit please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:42pm
  • FIRST !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Crosby will never compare to the Great One, the greatest Canadian player ever, or the greatest Penguin, Mario Lemieux!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • 12:32---- we do unfuck military problems. You'd be extra fucked without US military keeping everyone in check. So go unfuck yourself EH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • 12:36, Canada first language is English, we have 1 French province, are you fucking stupid?

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:40am
  • I realize syd is a really good player but seriously, wut an arrogant douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Okay wow. America isn't only about war! I actually don't even support our war, but I do support our troops. I am 17, and I am american. I don't support everything my country does but I've seen our people do many beautiful things. I am not ignorant, redneck, fat nor stupid. People here need to have more faith and support for other countries because we are all HUMAN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:08am
  • fuck you 1:53! you try goin to war. you will probably shit your fuckin pants and cry about it you dumbfuck Canadian leaf fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:57am
    • We're in Afghanistan fighting YOUR fucking war. Go fuck yourself.

      Submitted by mja008 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:42am
  • Is it just me or was the entire olympics over rated this year.. Hardly any one really cared except for the contenders and news press...

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 28, 10 at 11:13pm
  • ya'll need to shut the fuck up. we all know that canada got lucky. whatever. you don't have to mass comment stupid shit over one fucking hockey game. how about ALL you grow a pair and stop being sore losers and all cocky. seriously. ya'll are so childish. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:49pm
  • dont make fun of sid the kid hes canadian. go screw of u yankke

    Submitted by metallicafan on Feb 28, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Sidney Crosby is a Canadian hero. For real. Don't disrespect him just cuz your country lost. Miller was The Best goalie at the Olympic games. There's my respect for the U.S. By the way, isn't the whole point of the Olympics world unity? TFLN shouldn't post stuff like this. I am Canadian and I love my country.

    Submitted by madski on Mar 1, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Just deal with it America, YOU LOST. Get over yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52am
  • Go have sex with youself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:33am
  • And invade us? You want to attack a friendly nation? While you may believe yourself to be a superpower, the rest of the world, especially China, has a chokehold on you. Your country is completely dependent on other countries. They will blockade your economy and where then will your obese citizens get their fix from?

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:23am
  • no problem 1:59 I'm in the air force so I'm sure one day I'll experience that. and as for Canada, I'll admit some if their women are fine a fuck, but what the he'll is wrong with everones face.?! it's like they're retarded from the nose down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:03am
  • Ou looks like you have everything. Expect of course the gold for hockey.

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:53pm
  • 1:06--- you are an inspiation to stand up and tell the truth. I live in Quebec and it's a shame. The girls smell bad and don't shave anything. Canadian for America. God bless G.W.Bush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:16am
  • Battle of ypres ring a bell? Or was that before you joined the war?

    Submitted by _________brooke on Feb 28, 10 at 11:59pm
  • I don't know why Canada talks shit. Remember your our yes-men, we own you with power, wealth, and oympic medals bitches

    Submitted by nateshiz on Feb 28, 10 at 10:17pm
  • I am torn... I love USA but I am a huge penguins fan!!!! While said that USA lost I am excited that sid got the winning goal. Anyway, Ryan miller was awesome!

    Submitted by jess0202 on Mar 5, 10 at 5:09am
  • Go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40am
  • @12:08- it's going both ways.. Two sides to every story man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:13am
  • You know what this coversation needs....... More Cowbell!!!!!! And USA USA USA USA USA USA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Fuck off Crosby is sexy you wish you could be as popular/good at hockey as him

    Submitted by amandahuggensxo on Mar 1, 10 at 12:41am
  • Not sure whether to say Good Night or Bad Night. I said Bad Night because Canada won, and assume this was all 4892 other peoples rationale. FUCK CROSBY!

    Submitted by undercoverguido on Mar 11, 10 at 12:15pm
  • SHARKS!!!SHARKS!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 4:17am
  • Like I said olympics over no one cares about Canada anymore..ur french slut women r nice though thank u for those hoe bags

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:32am
  • ... Right beside them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:53pm
  • He got the scoring goal because he is better than you will ever be. Ps I'm sure he is mature enough to not post something so meaningless. As if you taking a very American low-blow would change that we won... Sucka!

    Submitted by wiserthanyou on Feb 28, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Crosby is a fucking pussy I hate him! GO HAWKS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 10 at 2:51pm
  • I guess we could stop defending your friendly asses... No body fucks with Canada cause they know who's below them. Congrats on your gold medal, it's the only thing you pricks are good at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:07am
  • My vagina used to be a huge cock. I stuck it in all Canadian hockey players asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:40pm
  • why doesn't he just bounce the puck off his lips or something?

    Submitted by hockeyxdevils on Mar 1, 10 at 7:42am
  • Just shut up Hockey is canada is our game dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Perhaps you should read some of malcom gladwell's books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Mitchell, rugby is tougher than hockey.

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 1, 10 at 7:20am
  • 1:20 is also correct. Those butter toothed Britts can suck on some Americana sausage too . America is surrounded by pussies. Especially to the North. Bunch of smelly pussy up there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:31am
  • Minnesota.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:40am
  • Has the no child left behind bill left you behind? Is there really nothing taught in your schools besides a misinformed belief that America is God's country?

    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Mar 1, 10 at 2:38am
  • Canadians don't bathe. They smell bad. Girl won't shave. Smelly cuntcicles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:19am
  • And yet, the Canadians are still eleven medals shy of being any area of concern for the good old USA. Congrats, you placed third on your home turf. Pathetic. When these games end in an hour (with closing ceremony performances by Avril Lavigne and Nickelback for Christ's sake..) universal order will be restored, and Canada can go back to treading water and fulfilling it's role as The United State's northern neighbor.

    Submitted by standardstyle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:09pm
    • pretty sure Canada got more gold medals than the US... here in Canada we go for quality, not quantity but I understand your sad because we beat your sorry asses in so many ways these past 2 weeks.

      Submitted by lalala on Feb 28, 10 at 7:39pm
      • you obviously dont go for quality at all, as referenced by the shit health care you hand out. Michael Phelps alone has as many golds as your entire country earned these games.

        Submitted by standardstyle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:47pm
        • I'm guessing your schooling is just as questionable considering you obviously can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're"

          Submitted by standardstyle on Feb 28, 10 at 7:49pm
          • What are you talking about, his your's and you are's are fine. Also --> LOL. Northern Neighbor, more like Northern Bitch.

            Submitted by NeutralParty on Feb 28, 10 at 8:18pm
          • oh clearly. SUCK IT BITCH

            Submitted by lalala on Feb 28, 10 at 9:08pm
          • Us is the comeback a pussy must fall back on cuz they've got nothing else to say

            Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:59pm
        • Phelps got 8... we got 14. Snap. Also check out the documentary Sicko by your very own obese Michael Moore. It'll be a real eye opener for you.

          Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:21am
    • the IOC sees the "winner of the olympics" as the nation with the most golds ... thus canada wins.

      Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:09pm
  • They won gold but who's got more medal ? USA ! USA ! USA !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:28pm
    • So you're bigger and we're better. Sounds like the normal state of affairs to me.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 28, 10 at 6:47pm
    • i couldn't hear you over Canada's 14 GOLD MEDALS! but good job coming in second so many times.

      Submitted by lalala on Feb 28, 10 at 7:30pm
      • good job coming in 3rd on your own turf...sorry hockey is the only thing you are good at

        Submitted by johnmcclane07 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:47pm
        • i'm pretty sure we're good at 12 other sports too. like curling, snowboarding, skiing, speed skating, bobsleigh, skeleton, ice dancing. just sayin'.

          Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:03pm
          • i LOVE how you think ice dancing is something to be proud of. just sayin'

            Submitted by TheBoneweasel on Feb 28, 10 at 9:11pm
            • That's just an ignorant remark. I bet you're American.

              Submitted by sacki27 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:26pm
            • why is it not something to be proud of? it was the first gold won by a north american country in ice dancing. i think that's something to be proud of. just sayin'.

              Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:30pm
            • why does being ignorant have anything to do with being American? That statement right there shows just how ignorant you are. Good job.

              Submitted by iamthebest on Mar 1, 10 at 2:20am
            • I like how you poke fun at this comment but the american team came in second and fourth place...

              Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:53pm
      • I couldnt hear them over my healthcare...

        Submitted by JimmyL on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am
        • Funny to joke about asshole. The loss of something many desperately need is something to joke about. ITS FUCKING HOCKEY. Get over yourselves.

          Submitted by iamthebest on Mar 1, 10 at 2:22am
  • Lol what's with Canadains trying to prove their countries worth by listing a couple inventions, and acting like some guy who happened to be living in their country when he got the patent and credit foes is the only one who would have come up with that invention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:04pm
    • I agree, but what's with Amercians using TFLN to try and insult Canadians? That's very sportsman like.

      Submitted by lwilson91 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:08am
      • American's are sore losers. Always have been and always will be. They feel insulting everyone makes it all better.

        Submitted by bah1 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:34am
  • I don't know why everyone is still bitching about what country is better. It's pretty obvious from the comments that americans are a bunch of arrogant pricks. GO CANADA GO!!'

    Submitted by balancefrodo on Mar 1, 10 at 11:32am
  • All Canadian bastards can fuck themselves, regardless if they won gold or not your still a dumbass Canadian and were Americans! Suck on that yea damn cunt lickers! USA USA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:45pm
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo\n\nand we're dumbasses?

      Submitted by teamharry on Feb 28, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Canada, go land on the moon and then maybe you'll be on our level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:46pm
  • crosssbyyyy! It's okay we win gold but all the players belong to American teams :(

    Submitted by twizzy on Feb 28, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Fuck canada

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:26am
  • Sid's that dude. Maybe it's you that havnt hit puberty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:19pm
  • This is all very weird.

    Submitted by hockey87 on Sep 16, 11 at 12:01am
  • Fuck you USA. You guys suck at getting gold medals.

    Submitted by FrankieMH on Mar 1, 10 at 9:23pm
  • How the fuck is luongo even Canadian? He looks like a fuckin terrorist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Go have sex with a goat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:33am
  • Canadiens are douchebags. The only thing your good at is hockey. America is better at everything else. Fuck universal healthcare you pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:37pm
    • Says the douchebag redneck who's too illiterate to spell "Canadian" right.

      Submitted by 12344 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:52pm
      • "America is better at everything else." I would beg to differ because Canada won the most Gold ever at a winter Olympics.

        Submitted by mja008 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:10pm
        • We're not good at everything. But we're clearly better at what we do.

          Submitted by jengaopc on Mar 1, 10 at 1:27pm
    • sorry i can't hear you our clanging gold medals are drowning you out :)\nretard

      Submitted by SPAZMATTiiK on Feb 28, 10 at 7:27pm
      • You say "our gold medals" like you won one. Now I play hockey and I'll tell you now I'm American and you did legit beat us and it wouldve been worse had miller not played the incredible tournament he did. But please put the beer down and try to see that the highest medal count is a good enough accomplishment

        Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:25pm
        • The only reason Americans are on the top of the medal charts is because of the way north america records it, everywhere else were #1 in the world, because lets be serious, GOLDDD is what counts!!! GO CANADAAA

          Submitted by bb16 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:50am
    • clearly not since we won 14 gold medals... how many did the US win?? oh that's right it doesn't matter because we beat you and set a world record at the same time... oh well good job coming second all those times.

      Submitted by lalala on Feb 28, 10 at 7:34pm
    • yes "fuck universal healthcare", as well as not having to remortgage our homes every time we break a bone. nice one.

      Submitted by hollerback on Feb 28, 10 at 9:34pm
  • You don't bail us out of any military conflicts, we don't get in any, Canada is a peace keeping nation, we help you guys more than you think.. Once again, educate yourself before you brag

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 12:35am
  • I love how the canadians think we actually give a fuck about hockey. More boring than golf for Christs sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:46pm
    • For a country that doesn't give a shit you're sure whining a lot

      Submitted by Eric7452 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:29pm
      • Hey fuck you. Hockey is one of the most exciting sports there is and you couldn't do it. And btw, I'm American

        Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:05pm
    • Have you ever watched hockey?

      Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:04pm