how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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sidney crosby is actually 22 and he has more balls to score that big of a goal than you'll ever have.
he actually has a hormone disorder. He was born with a vagina and an overwhelming amount of estrogen that prevented him from ever growing a scrotum.
dude Crosby is a god, I wanted USA to win but Crosby is so dirty and if we was like "Hey wanna blow me?" you would cause you're a bitch. k thanks bye :)
Ace it America, we are going to have to live with the fact that we're only superior in Baseball, basketball, golf, swimming, track and field, defense, GDP rate. Canada is in fact number 1 in Hockey though..and douchiness. "Ey"? Really?
It's actually ''EH!''....FAIL
Your also fat fucks
'Ey'...you douche-fuck...it's 'eh'. And, let's see how long your dollar outlives us ball-sweat! You'll be sucking Canada's dick before you know it! Stupid Fuck.
face it...hockey is OUR game
the irish's** nice try though
philly shut the fuck up you dont know what youre talking about. canada invented hockey. find me ONE resource that says ireland invented it and ill show you 10 that says canada did. go get a fucking clue
Irish people are too drunk to invent hockey, It was Canada I know this because I'm Irish
AHMEN to that!
Eh..its the only games your good at so who the hell cares!
It's funny because if you had won the game you would probably be trying to rub it in our faces this is why i get so entertained by angry stubborn americans who talk shit about our country because your inferior to us in every way
what happened to being irish, eh?
He's 22, actually. And that game was so good. Both teams played so hard. I'm sad USA lost, obviously, but unlike everyone else, I'm not gonna be a sore loser about it. Canada earned that gold. And Canada? Stop being such pricks about it. There's such thing as a sore winner, too. Just saying. You weren't handed that game. Just because you "invented hockey" doesn't mean that the USA isn't a legit competitor. I think we proved that tonight. \n\n</rant>
Americans started with the Canada bashing... we are just defending out country. Thanks for coming out.
you have to understand something. canada bleeds hockey. it is arguably the biggest part of our culture. it is bred into us. so of course we are excited and we will defend it any chance we get.
No one's said ONCE that the US team was bad.
having a goalie that was on fire for a tournie and 3 players that could make team Canada isnt legit competition.
nobody actually said the americans didn't play hard but were gonna defend our players and our team if someone insults them so bite me
dont be jealous that he has bigger nuts than you :) i love canada :)
you just have more maple syrup
Yeah and Oil and all other natural resources
Canada is the best! Eat a dick Yankee!
small nuts? his balls are so large theyll make yours retreat into your abdominal cavity like frightened groundhogs /go canada\\
Suck it America.
dont fuckin hate because canada beat you in the game we created!
Funny, in the other text about the game a bunch of your fellow canadians were sayin they didn't invent it? who the fuck did?
Hahaha well said non-puberty 20 year old just beat your ass so what does that make team USA??? Haha carry on with your bitterness, makes it that much sweeter for usssssssss!!
Do you realize that Crosby plays in America and is payed by Americans? Also, we can pronounce the word "out" correctly.
Its not about who they play for outside of that game. Its about what country produces the best players.
Too bad you can't say roof properly.
I hope you know we say roof the same way you do. You Americans seem to think we say roof and about in a strange accent but we don't. You are so completely ignorant.
Crosby did NOT dominate shit. What'd he have 5 points the whole olympics? Iginla and Nash were you're best players. Crosby had one lucky shot. He's not even the best player on the pens. Sooo overrated
sparty youre wrong about one thing. iginla and nash were not the olympics' best players. ryan miller hands down
Or, you know, Luongo, the goalie who didn't let in the game winning goal.
I'd have to disagree. Luongo played well but Miller played outstanding.
Oh i completely agree, Ryan miller was the best player in the olympics and was the main reason we got the silver and the main reason we didn't get blown out tonight, I meant that iginla and Nash were canadas best players. Def not Crosby
Actually John Toews and Ryan Getzlaf and Rick Nash were Canada's best players
Dear Americans,\nYou LOST! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SORE LOSERS WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY. Now that the Olympics are over you can stop pretending to give a shit about hockey.
Because Canadian are better? Obviously
They're born in Canada, they started in Canada, they just played for your teams coz you know Americans don't got shit. LICK MY CANADIAN CLIT
ew thats gross... canadian clit probably tastes like tree bark... from a gross tree
You're so witty, I wish I had thought up that brilliant comeback. Idiot.
probably tastes like maple syrup
from a gross maple tree
Probably tastes better than grease and McDonalds. :)
MOST GOLDS EVER CHEA CANADA
Too bad that's not as good as most MEDALS ever
nobody gives a shit about 2nd and 3rd, all that matters is GOLD baby!
I'm sure the Canadian figure skater whose mom died and got bronze would appreciate your patriotism, you heartless fuckstain.
Actually its better, id rather have 10 golds and know my country is amazing at a lot of things, then 20 bronze and know my country is pretty good at a bunch.
just because you win ONE race, match, game, or competition does not mean you are the best. any of the top three athletes in almost any event could have won gold. they just might not have had their best run.
i believe we won 14 competitions actually.
COULD HAVE, but didn't.
Nowhere near true.\n\nTotal Golds "EVER"\nUS- 1016\nCAN- 109\n\nKeep up the good work?
Sidney is a babe, and I'm sure while he's getting laid tonight he won't give a shit about what some Bitter American thinks!
of course he'll care what Americans think. better check where he plays and where his paychecks come from, because it sure as hell isn't a team in Canada.
yeah because his paycheques are going to stop coming in because he won gold....
Actually one of the owners of the Penguins is Mario Lemieux who is a great Canadian... just sayin
While he's getting laid by malkin (who is better than sid)
I didn't know TFLN was all Canadians. O_o
it's not, I bet the majority of these people just either A. follows the winner, B. doesn't watch and likes to start arguments, or C. was screaming go USA an hour ago and once they lost immediately switched, like a bunch of people I know. Glad I watched every game
To be fair, there's probably a lot of America-bashing from other countries in here too.
6:28. Who won the most golds though?
Omg sid can fuck me any way any day.
Wow misogynist. Major double standard: Some dude says he'd like to have sex with some chick and you'd be all, "NICE MAN, ME TOO FUCK THAT CHICK!" However, a GIRL mentions that she'd like to have sex with some guy and she's a slut. I get that this gets said all the time, but it needs to be said until a. people stop making stupid-ass comments like that, or b. there is no longer male privilege.
yes guys can do that girls cant....slut
Wow. I feel sorry for whatever girl ends up with you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize a penis made you immune to promiscuity. CLEARLY it doesn't make you immune to being an ass. I will withdraw my comment if you can explain to me what makes it okay for men to sleep around and not girls.
USA = pwnt
Sidney Crosby is hotter than you'll ever be.
Interesting how two anti-Canada texts come up only half an hour after the game. I didn't think texts got moderated that fast. Maybe the mods don't like Canada.
Canada is the shit and so is crosby... Nice try usa
lol I obviously knew. There aren't enough people in Canada to support 30 teams so we send our players to America to take your money and beat you at hockey, come back and beat you in the olympics.
EVERYONE STOP HATING AND BEING FUCKTARDS. I live in the USA, and I LOVE Canada and Canafians. The hockey game was really good (and close), but its nothing to hate over.
THANK YOU! It's getting ridiculous.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over all our gold clinking
together. Sucks to be american right about now, thought you guys went to win not just medal?
it sucks to be a Canadian the rest of the time tho
So text from last night? Sounds like text from this afternoon. Fail TFLN.
Lmao all these good players from dif countries are all on the USA payroll. You pay them then they go and beat your asses in the olympics. Ovechkin is captain of an NHL team lol too bad Russia sucked at hockey :(
Sidney Crosby is SO fine. you have to agree. (:
And I quote 'we're bigger and on top, if this was prison, you'd be our bitch'
Canada is bigger and we're on top. If this was prison, the US would be our bitch.
till we shoved OUR nuclear dick up you ass
go back to be America's hat you Canadian fucks
at least we're not another country's shit stained underwear.
That's gross that you don't while and leave shit in your underwear, leave it to a Canuck I guess.
We never left our awesome hat. Get out of my hat.
Honestly we shouldn't feel bad we beat Canada once in the tourney unfortunetly we didn't beat them for the gold...
He's hott don't b bitter
Sydney Crosby and his small nuts are fucking sexy. \nGO CANADA GO <3 !!
Sid is an ugly fuck
What was that caps fans? Us pens fans couldn't hear you we were to busy shining our cup
Because he's the fucking devil. I thought I hated him after the Cup, now I hate him even more.
tsk tsk. BITTER. The US played a FANTASTIC game. Come on, you guys have Ryan Miller, and we're stuck with Luongo? Lets-one-in-with-30-seconds-to-go-Luongo? Honestly, Crosby has a knack for scoring dramatically when his team really needs it, and that's why he's a star. Yes, he plays for an American team, but GUESS WHAT? That's only because you guys snake all our best teams because you have better funding! So don't spout off on where his loyalties lie. For
sidney crosby is 22. he is one of the best hockey players in the world. stop being sore losers and get over it. he has dedicated his life to something and worked really hard and he has the gold and the cup to show for it. jeez
we should have an Olympic event called war an see who wins
Death to Canada. I'd the US declared ear on you pussies we would ROYALLY fuck your world up. French fags
oh no i hope they don't declare Ear on us whatever shall we do \n\nlearn to spell you fuck
U guys are jealous. Ya crosby!!
Alright the cup and a gold medal in 1 year! Who else can do that today...oh yeah no one really unless you're a Penguin! Let's go Canada and PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck it Canada.
Jealous, jealous, jealous. UWO loves Crosby!!!
Go fuck yourself
"Health care, health care."
I pay less for my health care than Camadians ddo for the taxes that end up paying for their health care. All-in-all I'm paying less for the best doctors and health care available than Canadians are paying for shitty-ass health care.
FUCK YAH CANADA!!!!
First off Canada produces more worthwhile hockey players than the U.S. Second, Canada will always be better than the US, seeing as we... I don't know... Burnt down the white house back in the day (a fact I'm sure all your biased history books omits).
Ovy > crosby. Im glad we won, but Kane was the best player in the tourny....
He didnt score until they played Finland. Chicago's Captain John Toews was the best player...
He good but he is a PUSSY! And he likes 8===
sidney crosby is the best hockey player ever. i'd like to see you accomplish what he has. he's like christ of hockey.
I'd like to introduce you to a Russian hockey pkaye name Alexander ovechkin who has more individual awards and better stats than sid the kid. And he's on a worse team. But good try
really? how'd Ovechkin do in the olympics jackass
DON'T PRETEND YOU WOULDNT SUCK HIS DICK HES A GOD
SIDNEY CROSBY IS AN AMAZING PLAYER. NOT TO MENTION DAMN SEXY;)
I loveee Crosby and his small nuts
o yea i forgot atleast hes gonna get laid tonight
haha jealous americans. crosby is the most talented hockey player. enjoy silver punk
I strongly disagree. Alexander ovechkin is the most talented playe in the world. Crosby isn't even the best player on the pens, malkin is
God I love Minnesota. And America and Canada did go to war. America lost
who knew americans were such sore losers?
I hold two JD's . One from Texas State and the most recent from UCLA. Oh yeah, we have bailed you out. Yall will get stuck fighting sone towel heads and need our A10's or our marines. Semoer Fi mother fucker. Or should I say FRENCH FUCKER
Theres only 5 million french people out of 35 million... and Canada is in Afghanistan fighting along side you dumbass
American's are overweight slobs
not all of us... their is alot of fat shits tho... and red necks... kinda sucks to have that stereotype...
Sidney Crosby is dope as fuck.
Not really concerned with getting silver. Most of the guys playing for Canada live and play in the states anyways. In the long haul, America gains more from the canadians skill than Canada does.
yah you're right, most canadians do play in the states, it just shows that usa would be nothing without canada's skill!
That so called 20 year old accomplished more in 3 years than you will in your lifetime.
it's alright canada isn't even a country it's just a county in montana
A. He's 22
B. He has gone through puberty
C. He has accomplished more in 22 years than you will your entire life
were you bashing canada? \ni couldn't hear you hating over our free health care, most gold medals, and hockey ownage.
You stupid Americans are all pussies and you just hate to admit Canada won. Suck it up
He's 22 and he's gorgeous.
Miller was the only reason America stayed competitive! Otherwise they wouldn't have gotten out of the quarterfinal.
Crosby plays for Team Canada lol are you new here?
Sidney Crosby is an amazing player, and Canada fucking worked for that gold. Both teams played really well, but Canada earned it, so stop whining because a 22 year old has more balls then you
I love to invade ladies south of the 49th parallel with my north pole. :).
I love how the Americans claim they don't can't about our country or our hockey yet they're getting horrilbly defensive over all of this. Way to go Americans.. Haven't proved shit
actually sidney crosby is 22. i think both teams deserved to win they played hard till the end.
That's typical. Allies won WWII. That includes US, Soviet Union and Canada. Read a book asshole.
Fuck the usa. Go CANADA! <3
He is so fucking hot thoo
Does anybody remember the Beijing summer olympics when China won more medals but USA didn't let go that they won more gold.... Even when America loses they still win.... In their mind.
Fuck hockey..... Go football!
what a dumb comment...hockey has one possible medal and swimming has as many as you enter in
if youre gonna make a smartass comment,think abou what youre saying atleast
America saved the fucking world. Two times already. Yall are some UNGRATEFUL FUCK, Aye?
"Eh" if your gonna insult us at least do it right, eh
Change his last name to Crysby.
it was a great game. true hockey fans take that into account. Canada won. but win or lose, I'm still proud as hell to be an American!
You know what would be cool? If Canada would attempt american football, eh? They'd pretty much get raped up the ass.
Sorry were too busy playing Canadian Football. Which is more difficult and more fun then your 4 down snooze fest
Right 3:41 Go Rafalski, go watch the replay and see how Crosby beat you.
We may have lost the game, but we're still better at hockey than any fucking Canuck. And Sidney Crosby is a lame ass excuse for a player. All his skill and excellence is washed away by his whiney ass attitude and bad sportsmanship. Canada may have invented hockey but it's better played by the american teams. Go Wings!!!
but everyone knows where crosby learned to play puck....MINNESOTA!
Actually it was in Cole Harbour Nova Scotia Canada
Sydney Crosby is sex. Enough said
But Canada still has one of the dirtiest populations on the planet. Why do yous guys not bathe properly Eh? Why do yall smell ao bad eh?
yes we bathe less than 3rd world countries. why are americans to obnoxious and ignorant
12:28 is so right. We are the dominant force in everything we do. U.S.A. Is the greatest nation in the entire world. And we bail ya'lls asses out of every military conflict you get yourself into. We UNFUCK the situation. Give credit where credit is due
Wait whose military conflict is it that is taking Canadian lives?? oh yeah yours
CANADA KICKED AMERICA'S ASSSSSS!!!!
Sidney Crosby is gettin some right now
i LOVE how americans are sooooo bitter that they feel the need to bash canada at every turn while still trying to claim superiority
Go suck your moms nuts
We are in Afghanistan, fighting too. Except we haven't fucked up a country so bad that it would collapse if we pulled our troops out.
12:39, if it was fake, the OP would have to be a mind reader to post this. Idiot.
Crosby's awesome... Makes me just a little proud to be from Nova Scotia, even though it is pretty much nowhereland, haha.
Jealous fucking Americans, Canada fucking runs shit.
Grow a fucking pair
Tfln or text from 5 minutes ago?
Canadians have a massive orgy after
Every goal scored at a youth hockey game
He has accomplished a lot... But the NHL gave them his cup for the love of ratings...Go Rafalski...
I say we oxygen bomb their asses and inhibit Canada expanding US territory by close to 50%
canadians are ALL better at hockey? don't think so. alex ovechkin? patrick kane? i could definitely name a lot more. sid is awesome, not gunna lie. but once again, hes not the best player. i bet half the people who've commented only watched hockey for the past 2 weeks, and therefore know nothing about all the players. get over it! GO USA!
He's number 87 cuz he was born in 1987 you idiot if anyone is gonna score it might as well have been the kid who became captain of an NHL team at age 18
Thank you 11:52. Those pussies were hiding out somewhere Eh? Not trenches up with us. God Bless America. Only good to come out of Canada is the nice KB and Northern lights. Their bitches don't bathe or shave the pussy.
Actually we too are in Afghanistan where our troops are dying because you fuckers left to go to Iraq. And this is about hockey not who's in the trenches. Once again you are proving the stereotype of American's being arrogant and self centered. Have you actually ever met a Canadian? Were fun spirited loving people
Canadians don't have the right to form an opinion. Only in America are you welcome to have them.
To the AIDS patient.
Wow thats very arrogant of you. I thought America was the land of the free?
This texter is jealous Crosbys gonna get more asssss then them... I lovvvve me some Sid <3
Ohh the bitter jealousy. Imagine if the US had won?? I am sure that the Canadians would not be making asshole comments about your players.
Okay there are clearly two main questions/points\n\n1)Where was hockey invented? Well there are records of games including ice and a curved stick from all over Europe (Russia, The Netherlands, Ireland) but the game as we know it today was made by Irish immigrants in Canada.\n2)One insult being thrown at Crosby/Canadians is that he plays in the US and It is americans who sign his paycheck FALSE he plays in the US put the owner (canadian hockey great Mario Lemieux) signs his checks\n1
Wow....... Fighting on comment boards is like being in the special olympics.... You are a retard no matter the outcome
Good job Canada, you beat us on ice.. Half your damn country is ice.. While y'all are celebrating the biggest event in Canadian history, doing something better than the US, we'll continue living like kings
Please tell me this whole comment was some sort of joke. Half of Canada is not covered in ice.. not even close actually and more then half of the states is struggling to make ends meet? so keep "living it up as kings"
with you higher crime, and unemployment rates have fun being a "king"
first of all he's 22 and second of all everyone is just jealous of him because he is actually good at hockey. he never brags and you never hear about him being an ass so why can't everyone just respect him for the hockey player he is.
Cuz he's not the best like media makes him out to be. Ovechkin is the best
This is from Minnesota, you know... the state of hockey. Where the majority of players came from for the 1984 games. Where was Canada then?
Playing professional hockey and therefore ineligible to compete in the Olympics. Oh, and I'm pretty sure you mean the '80 Lake Placid Olympics. Not the '84 Sarajevo Olympics where the US went 1-2-2 on the round-robin and didn't make the medal round.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because killing someone makes you man and till then you're a pussy. k thanks for clearing that one up for me u.s.ga y
I agree, Crosby's a great player, but he didn't do a lot the whole tournament. Oh, and The USA may have the higher medal count, but Canada has the record forte most gold medals won in a single olympic games. Ever!
Idk why canadians are being such doushebags about his game. America lost by one point during overtime, and it was a lucky shot really. Anyway, canadians didn't invent ice hockey, British solders in canadia invented it. Lastlly, while canadia got gold in hockey, America still has the most medals. Stop being doushebags canadia and stop being sore losers americans.
If you're going to be an arrogant asshole you could at least spell Canada properly.
Learn how to spell CANADA and we'll talk buddy
Soo because you guys have over 300 million people compared to our 35 million it makes us douchebags? I think its pretty fuckin good for such a small population to come in third place out of 200 countries you asshole and its fucking spelled CANADA at least we can spell America right...
you people that are arguing over this thread are more ridiculous than the comments you're making, which is saying something. shut the hell up, get over it
Percent my bad
Hey that's not fair. One of my nuts Is about half the size of the other two. And they're rather small themselves. It's like I have two glass marbles and then one the size of an M
Agreed with 908 (:
Hockey = life
US topped Canada in total goal differential they deserve the gold. Oh and you bloody canadians can go fist fuck your beloved French fags.
fuck you americans everyone in this world hates you. there isnt a single canadian how actually respects you we only use you for shit. we almost beat you in medal counts even thought you have 10x the population that we have you fat asses
12:55!!!!! Yes you are correct. Pussy ass maple queefs....
The generalizations that are being used by both sides of this arguement are ridiculous. To both unquestioning (and unreasonable) Canadian and American patriots: stop talking. You are coming off as arrogant and ignorant.
4:17 don't forget the part where the US invaded Canada and got spanked. That's not in the books here either
at whatever idiot said we americans wrote the english language... you're kidding, right? what about the ENGLISH.
Canada rocks end of story, and i bet crosby has bigger balls than you will ever have
maybe but im pretty sure my dicks bigger
You wouldn't be speaking English if it weren't for us Eh. You French maids..... Canada is a joke.
or how about the fact that we are a British colony, just like you douchetard
South Park was created by Canadians you dumb fck, that episode was a huge joke
To 12:08---- we aren't sportsmen. We are WARRIORS! Fist fuck your mother you French speaking CUM DUMPSTERs...
Agreed 3:43. he's also a really good player. Too bad he was playing for Canada. :(
Jelous of a native CANDIAN game?
Too bad he's actually 22...
America won WWII.. Where was Canada?
kicking the shit out of germans, not nuking innocent civilians, pick up a book jackass, you guys killed women and children with your nukes
Im pretty sure Canada was involved in a thing called D-Day although we didnt face what you guys did at Omaha we were the most successful in one day. So please keep these silly comments to yourself. Canada fought along side Americans so dont patronize yourself with this bullshit
Ahahahahahahaha 11:45! America seriously needs to shit the fuck up, please explain your major contributions to the world.
small nuts? his balls are so large theyll make yours retreat into your abdominal cavity like frightened groundhogs\n\ngo canada
7:39, this is canada's second gold medal in hockey in the last 58 years...
Second MENS gold. The Canadian Womens hockey team is the shit.
lol at 7:09's logic fail. Look back to Salt Lake City. You didn't have first in gold or overall medal count. Retard.
4:17, the Canadians didn't burn down the white house dipshit. Canada wasn't even a country yet, it was owned by Britain, and fge British burnt the white house down. Get your facts right dumbfuck
Blow me canadians. We have the everything you want except northern lights. Our military is far superior to any. Including ya'lls. Bunch of French sucking panzies.
Sidney was born 8/7/87, he is 22. nice try tho.
he's 22 and hasnt hit puberty? its worse than we thought!
Yea it's ok cus when your a red neck with aids and can't pay for health care we'll be the ones laughing
Making fun of Aids is definitely really cool!\nShows a higher level of intelligence in my opinion!
US sided with the wrong alliance in WW2 if you ask me. Imagine a world without France and Russia. Fucking brilliant.
it's interesting to think about NHL rules. OT is 2 points to the winner and 1 for the loser in OT, a regular length game win is 3 points. So the US would have 4, Canada 2, and that's not including the 3 points from every other game.. too bad olympics have stupid rules GO USA!
they were lucky to even get a re-match, good thing USA doesn't get one, not quite sure they wouldn't win 2/3 the way they've been playing with Miller at goal
Both teams made it to the final. Canada earned their way to the final. I guess you could say they are lucky they go their re-match so they could prove who the real champions are.
I am celebrating. Pointing out contradictions and general idiocracy in the American population is celebration. And dirty? Can you even see the sky through all the smog over your country? Call us smelly, but atleast we won't choke on the air in Canada.
cry baby crosby fuckin pussy i hope he gets his throat slit by a skate
i hope u get ur ass beat by a pens fan... it'll be really funny!
I'm from Canada and I still fully agree with this text. We deserved to win fair and square- hockey is our sport, always will be. But crosby is a tool
The US is shit at everything they do. Fuckin pussies
if a player with no balls scores the winning goal to the gold medal game, what does that make your players, you know the ones who didn't score? Canadians aren't being "pricks" about it, we've just had it with being passive and it's time to show some patriotism and defend our country! GO CANADA! Gold record! Very proud.
If this hockey game was b/w the world and Chuck Norris, clearly the winner wud have been Chuck Norris.
Ovechkin > Crosby.
Better be careful. We just haven't made it to conquering your country. Ask the Native Americans how we roll. If we wanted Canada it'd be ours for the taking and raping. Smelly bastards.
If crosby didn't mean much I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't b wastin your time like this.
I'm canadian, but 4:42, are you fucking stupid, you really think anyone would make up that thousands of peoples lives were ruined so they could get publicity? My father went with the candian troops to the middle east after this happened, IT DID HAPPEN, I've been to New York and the towers are definately gone, show some fucking respect !
Twenty-year-old who hasn't gone through puberty!? Are we talking about Justin Beiber in eight years!?
Americans..please shut up and return to your houseleague hockey games! Thank you.
FYI, he's 22, and definitely a real MAN!!! all my congrats to Team CANADA!!! Go CANADA GO!!!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!
God damn I'm sick of Americans acting all superior to everyone. You know China basically owns you with the debt you've built up. Not to mention your crumbling infrastructure, dependancy on foreign oil, involvement in a pointless war, unemployment, poor health care system, flailing economy, I could go on. Enjoy being a superpower while it lasts, because before you know it you'll be paying for your cocky attitudes.
Hey Canada: at least the world would give a fuck if we disappeared.
Give a fuck or throw a massive party? I'm inclined towards the latter.
Throw a massive party cuz the only country willing to fight towel head radicals is gone? Doesn't make much sense to me. And if were so hated, why do we have the highest rate of immigrants?
Not all of you are hated... just 90% of you.
oh my god guys like i would totally throw a party for you because like americans are like stupid right? like we all like talk like this and are dumb. \n\nyou all sound like a bunch of morons. You all realize that telling us we are hated over a fucking hockey game makes you sound like the biggest idiots around. I like Canada but i'm glad americans are telling you stupid bastards off (not all canadians...just you dumb fucks)
so, besides winning in men & women's hockey...what the hell have you canucks done in the 143 years of your existence? besides design a poorly engineered luge track...
this is the funniest and most legit reply out of all of them
burn the whitehouse the fuck down, along with the rest of washington...
I would have totally said this if you had not already. Why can Americans never remember important parts of even their own history...
its still a legit reply... what else does canada offer
worlds longest sniper kill, international peacekeeping, all of those other things we won medals in, maple syrup, half of the shit americans use in space, we invented basketball. deal with it, healthcare programs that everyone can afford, not being huge dick heads, and lastly discovery channel.
the majority of the worlds fresh water. so behave! if you dont, when you run out we wont share.
discovery channel is really good!
- Basketball\n- Canada Dry Ginger Ale\n- Chocolate Nut Bar \n- Computerized Braille \n- Electric Car Heater \n- Electric Light Bulb Henry Woodward invented and sold the patent to Thomas Edison\n- Film Colourization \n- Garbage Bag\n- Goalie Mask\n- Green Ink (Currency ink)\n- Kerosene \n- McIntosh Apple \n- Music Synthesizer \n- Odometer \n- Plexiglas\n- Quartz Clock\n- Prostetic hand\n- Telephone\n- Television Camera\n-
Soooo lets see. Without CANADA, you would'nt be able to mmmm.. have a hot car in winter, have light in your house, see movies (except black and white), take the trash out, have money, know what time it is on your watch and talk to your loved one on the phone... FUCKER.
well, an even earlier accomplishment... we burnt down the white house in the war of 1812... But of course back then we were just british colonies... \nIn Eighteen Twelve we were just sitting around, minding our own business, putting crops into the ground. We heard the soldiers coming and didnt like the sound, so we took a boat to washington and BURNED IT TO THE GROUND!
So the next time your sick and use penicillin thank a Canadian... or go to use a plane and its on time thanks a Canadian
Sidney Crosby is damn sexy. And I'm an American who almost cried when we lost. I may be bitter but I'm not blind. (:
Canada has a fucking leaf on their flag, it's obvious they are pussies.
I'm ashamed to call Crosby the player of my generation..thanks for producing a pussy Canada..one with dick sucking lips bigger than that other Canadian Pam Anderson..
Well congrats u guys are good at hockey.....you live in a country covered in ice!!!! I would sure as hell hope u could beat a country whose 4th biggest sport is hockey. Let's play ANY sport in the summer olympics and see what happens
God I can't wait until summer olympics rolls around, they shouldn't even let Canada compete, just save them the embarassment
Canada is just happy because they finally won something besides a lumberjack tournament!
Canadian History, we were ruled by Britain. A lot of us have British roots.
Learn your facts before you spout off "facts"
Crosby is hockey-Jesus
Gonna have to disagree on that. Ovechkin, malkin, datsyuk are all better
Fuck yeah!!! Damn canadians gotta be so good at hockey and lacrosse!!!
If your going to make fun of Canadians for saying "eh"... You might want to at least spell it right....
Canada....America's top hat
seriously what kind of a country says "eh" after everything they say? it's not even a fuckin word
That was probably the least thought out comment I've ever read...
I agree with 10:39
whoever posted this i hope you look at the comments because your my hero
Dear 4:42,\nFuck you...I know people who died in the world trade center. How dare you say it didnt happen. You are incredibly pathetic saying something like that anonymously.
My god, every single post in here is so ignorant. God damn stupid red necks, go back to your people of walmart website.
def not proud to have wal marts here
Please explain yours? We have enough trees, freshwater and mountains in Alaska... Thanks though.
Syd the kid omns go Canada go tdot
crosbys such a little bitch.
956 learn to spell Canada
And it's eh you silly bitch
The fact that you said y'all twice proves the unintelligance of your nation. Please report back with proper English.
there are cities in america that also bleed hockey. northern states, such as michigan, montana, wisconsin, etc. focus on hockey just as much, if not more, than canada. i'm not denying that canadiens invented the sport, but cities on the border of canada in michigan are just as involved in hockey. many people from canada play in the states, and many from the states play in canada. enough said, yo.
12:44 you dipshit I was suggesting that the mods posted this themselves immediately after the game
The Americans are just a bit cranky from their watered down excuse they call beer. Come to Canada where the beers chugged and the hockeys won
Yes, Canada is covered in ice... We all live in igloos and dogsleds are our number 1 mode of transportation
he will compare to Mario no doubt. multiple gold multiple cups multiple scoring titles
Crosby is probably way more mature than youll ever be and and his balls are twice the size of whatever yours will ever be
Fuck you Canada. In out. God bless America. God bless the United States Marine Corps and every branch of the mighty American machine! Hooo Raah - Semper Fi
1:17 is correct! Canada, your womens hockey team would man up on your men's team. Bet they'd beat your asses up with a big ole strap on. The men would like it too.
To ashira: I hope like hell you never reproduce, dumbass
Agree to dissagree, love each other
Canada runs shit ps
Thank you for once again showing that Americans can't handle a loss. 1812 was the last time we fought each other directly. Vietnam was the last time you got beat in war. Iraq will be the next. All those shiny tanks and helicopters can't keep a poor nation submissive? Must be the soldiers who are fucking up then.
So much American jealousy on here. But I guess if I lived in the most hated country in the world I'd be jealous of everyone else too!
wtf, 4:42. 911 did happen, you retard. don't you think they'd figure out it was all a fake by now? holy crap. i can't people are that stupid.
wow 1:06 its clear that youre an american pretending to be canadian..loser
South park made an entire fuckin episode about how shitty your country is, I encourage you to watch
health care, most gold medals, crosby. life is good up here
All except that Crosby part. Sure he scored "the goal" but he doesn't do shit except pass to malkin in the NHL
Ah, the typical American rhetort. Simple, crude, and showcasing a mental handicap.
1:06, clearly not Canadian
@1152 Canadians were amazing soldiers in WWII. We kicked ass with awsome skill
im from pittsburgh... i still win
Because he's amazing!..
I was just as unhappy to see team USA lose in overtime, but I guess it makes sense. Crosby's a penguin, he can't help winning :)\n\nGo Pens!
11:28 I seem to recall a show that depicted American cops as stupid. What was it called? Oh yeah. "Every show ever".
Canadians can suck these American balls
Crosby is a little girl
Sidney Crosby is the shit. Go penguins fuck canada
Right on 2:04!! But Go Caps!!!
A 22 year old that is the CAPTAIN of the 2009 Stanley cup champion team aka the Pitsburg Penguins. Those small nuts can have my babies anytime
americans r such fags !! sidney crosby is a great player\nu americans need to grow balls and face defeat. canada is on top! NUMBER ONE NOW MOHTAFUCKAAAAAAAA
There's a few Canadian pussies there wether or not your bullshit Gov't will say so. I saw a Canada die while in combat. H was clearing a home with three Army rangers, he didn't watch his six when he cane in the front and he got fragged when he turned the Courbet. Blessing for only a few minutes thn he went in
You are a sick fuck. He fucking died. A death is a death no matter what nationality you are.
Anyone who actually thinks canada is better than America is dilusional... Seriously Canada isn't even close guys
Canada fucking sucks, the only thing your good for is Canadian bacon and hot bitches. You have a shitty ass military too. America owns.
Miller has a dirt stash
2:04 you know most of those players on American teams such as the wings are Canadians...
Corner---- bleeding. Auto correct sucks like Canadian soldiers....
First off, he's 22...and he did it the same way he lead his team to a Stanley Cup. I'm sure if he were playing for the Wild, you wouldn't be talking shit. Go fuck yourself, douche.
Wow Sidney crosby has a gold medal now! How impressive..........Michael phelps has 14 gold medals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Top that
That's hardly a good comparison, it's all relative. Crosby competed in a 2 week long tournament, Phelps races last 2 minutes.
Okay, fuck Canada. That's why their second language is English. Dumbasses.
Our first language is english fucktard, french is our second
What a good point... too bad it's incorrect. Once again you fail, America. Take a lap..
hahahaha @ 10:49. u tell em!
Canada still won, you prick!
Learn to deal with your jealousy problems.
we still got the gold since i'm from pittsburgh. Eat ass canadian chucker...
This means nothing chuk norris would have won the game and revealed sindey to be a dickless shit stain on the boxers of america. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA. NIGGA IM HOME. KKK
too bad Chuck Norris isn't a hockey player you irrelevant fuck
HAHA FUCK YOU HES 22, AND THAT 22 YEAR OLD WHOS HASNT GONE THRUGH PUBERTY JUST KICKED YOUR GUYS PATHETIC ASSES WITH YOUR LUCK GOALS. YOU COULDNT EVEN KEEP IT OFF YOUR SIDE OIF THE RINK 89% OF THE GAME GOOO CANADA!!!!! GOLD MOTHER FUCKERS THIS IS OUT GAME
Dont hate, appreciate(;
1:23--- fuck you. Smelly ass Canadian eh. Fuck yu Eh. Go to hell eh.
Here I'll settle the dispute.
I admitt it, Canadian men can't fight. Play hockey yes but fight no. When it's all said and done you can't hide behind your Prince Albert and the maple leaf. We are great at hockey and we can fubar any other country.
You have the most bronze medals, who has the most gold? First is better than third by most standards, am I right? Pull your heads out of your asses, you can say canadians would be screwed without the US but you don't realize how many things you import from Canada, educate youself before you boast about your country, ignorance is bliss
If one more Canadian says they burned the White House, I am going to punch a Canadian baby. you dumb fucking hosers... The BRITISH did that. You know, the same people that we kicked in the nuts and WON our independence from, instead of waiting to be handed it from them in 1982???
Fuck u Go fuck yourself
These texts are FAKE. They popped up 15 minutes after Canada won. How could they be submitted and moderated that fast? The TFLN mods are a bunch of Canadian-hating d-bags.
And right now the majority of the Canuck players are heading back to the rest of the NHL season where they will receive their paychecks in US dollars. Canadian hockey is really American hockey...
Canadians are just smart. They drain you american, greedy, money mongers for what you're worth, do what they love, vacation and retire in Canada. It's only sensible.
I hear what all you pathetic Seppos are saying.... But all I'm hearing is Whaah whaahhh whaaah whaaaaaaahhh!
Crosby is unreal you fuckin fools, stop talking shit out of jealousy you pussies
9:08 how'd Canada do in the Beijing games? Did u guys even make the top 10 in medals? And china got medals taken away cuz they had ppl under the age limit for swimming
Please tell me some canadian did not just say americans dont pay taxes? What a dumbass
WW1- WW2 and now in the M.E.
Where Habiib is ready to blow himself up to get 72 Canadians in the afterlife. Canada sucks Eh? What the fuck is Eh anyway Eh????
Crosby looks like a donkey
Crosbys a Pittsburgh boy. You can be jealous of how amazing the pens are and how are amazing he played in the olympics. Suck it 651 grow your own nuts and lay off his! Pittsburgh <3 Crosby
You know what is funny about Canada? They take curling seriously, oh, and the whole FRENCH part.
Canada has the best military training in the world and the USA even knows it
Most Medals USA Still the greatest Nation in the world. Settle down Candians.
the bottom line is, we won. good game guys. it was close. now... on with yoir lives instead of flippin out!!!
God I hope you don't declare "ear" on us.
Usually I would say I agree but I would do dirty things to sid the kid
Ok your grandparents and great grand parents saved the world. You've done shit. You can't even spell eh.
He has aids
He is 23 this year
Thornton, Boyle, Marleau, Heatly!!!!!!
Sharks kick ass no matter where
Bahaha at 936
I'm a Canadian girl and do you American boys realize that every Canadian girl wants Crosby right now. Literally all of my girl friends have said all the dirty things they would do to him. That is one lucky boy; we grow 'em good in Canada.
uhm... don't diss my future husband alright! I'm pretty sure he has gone through puberty and I'm pretty sure you couldn't pull something off like that!
To 12:49--- no we didn't you cunt. I was referring to how the world(without U.S.) would be a german speaking world. You stupid fuck. How dumb can a Canadian b EH?
All you americans are just fucking jealous. Why do you think Canada's ontop? CAUSE WERE THE FUCKIN' BEST.
Crosby played an awesome game. Not to mention he's humble, unlike the arrogant fucks in the US.
I believe Miller was extremely humble AND he was the MVP. Better rethink your statement there.
it's "Eh" you ignorant american fucktard
Eh, I'm going to Hockey practice with the guys after class. Then Phil, Ed and I are going to get the KY and penetrate eachother. Yous guys wanna put on a wig and go with us Eh? Slap my ass and call me Canadian!
Bad canadians. You need to start bathing. Shave you snatch. Wash those arm pits EH! Maybe then we'd welcome you to the GREATEST country on mother earth. No fags tho. Only clean shaven püntang!
I want to go to war with Canada... Do they have an army? I don't think so cuz their a bunch of pussies
We beat ur ass down last time we had a war.
war of 1812 Canada vs. america, Canada won, just saying
Crosby is good looking but I'd still rather ovie and his big nuts. Crosby is a great player but he's a pussy. Ovie is great and not afraid of a fight, mmmm!
Sid the Kid is officially on my shit list. And of course the one time I don't want Corey Perry to score he does!
Well to be fair Crosby is like 23 but still...fuck that guy. USA! USA! USAAAAAAA!!!!
Sidney Crosby is god. That's it. Ya USA lost oh well we still have the most medals. Canada deserved it, an I wish Fluery wouldve played. And I'm not jut saying that cause Pittsburgh is the place for hockey. And ovechkin still sucks dick.
1:57-- thank you. I've been in battle. Iv seen my fellow marines fall. War is brutal. These Maple leaf pussies couldn't cope with pulling the trigger and watching pink mist spray all over the wall or the enemy combatants mothers face. Canada is full of pussy
So thats why Canada is in Afghanistan fixing what George Dub started eh? By the way its a Canadian who set the record for longest distance kill and guess whos in second? Another Canadian
You know what would be cool eh? If you came to Canada and said that out loud. You'd pretty much get killed.
Hockey is the most tough sport out there and there isn't many pussies playing it. you can't fucking touch a guy in basketball and baseball you get ejected if you hit the batter. In hockey we encourage fighting, which you'd know if you watched the NHL
12:32 YOU MADE MY DAY " we UNFUCK the situation™"
Get a life capncanuck..shouldn't u b out celebrating ur win by drinking maple syrup and fucking a moose..only reason Canada celebrates so hard is cause u have nothing else..ur good at curling possibly the gayest sport out there..olympics r over no one cares about u pussy canadians anymore
355 way to be a tranny
But he is sooo cute!! And he's a blackhawk. And we still got silver. Get over it.
USA still has the most medals. Once again proving we are the greatest country.
11:42 you are obviously a moron. That is all.
11:35 - which NHL team does he play for?follow the conversation or get the fuck out...
911 did not really happen... Its a conspiracy by the media... Anyone ACTUALLy been to
New York recently? I bet the towers are still standing.. Prove me wrong..
Well since there not standing there.. What a horrible thing to say I dare you to go say that to a child who lost a parent or both parents that day. Get a fucking back bone and I am Canadian
Shouldn't you be saving what little strength you have left after chowing your bog mac to go masterbate to a picture of a group of sweaty men in a tank?
Trample off EH!!!
Amen 106/116.. I can't stand this fucking country.. Americans bein kind of bitchy but there is truth in some of it
And I love how the Canadians think they're big shit because they won a hockey game, in Canada. Shut your mouths, dumb as Canucks
Over weight Eh? Really, that's what youre worried about? If each of us weren't carrying enough nuts to cover for the coward canadians we'd be a little lighter. Pussies
Way to go, 4:42. Youre officially a dumbass for saying the twin towers are still standing.
Haha atleast we are aloud in Cuba
probably the same way he lead his team to a Stanley Cup. I'm sure if he were playing for the Wild, you wouldn't be talking shit at all. Go fuck yourself, douche.
Jealous, jealous Americans. If you really didn't care you wouldn't still be here.
if I say ovechkins better than Crosby does that mean I know some about hockey?
Also, you honestly believe that you would invade us? The world has changed. I bet China would just love to come over and grab what you owe them by force.
Canada: Americas hat.
Alexander Ovechkin is the best player in the NHL, no doubt, Crosby just looks like he has fuckin downs
Wow 1:21, where to even start, first off phelps is one person who got 8 golds, when it takes your whole damn country to beat him by just 6, and I believe he got more then your entire country did in the summer games.
Y'all canadians suck ass. There was a cartoon on the fucking rocky and bullwinkle show about the fucking candian royal mountees. And they were a bunch of dumbasses. Just cause y'all won the hockey game against the USA does not make you the shit. Go to he'll you bacon sucking assholes.
How does he score the winning goal? It's called TALENT, dumbass.
Don't ever show your face in Canada we will collectively beat the shit out of you. Crosby=God
-high fives 9:32- Stupid ignorant people. They should all be burned.
The only you guys got over Canada is your military is huge not skilled go fight china see who wins
Every Canadian that thinks they can take down the USA can go fuck themselves. We know our flaws and accept them. Yes we may have an obesity problem and an arrogant way of dealing with things, but we can actually back shit up. Uncle Sam can kick the shit out of a maple leaf any fuckin day. Get off your damn soap boxes and examines yourselves. You aren't perfect like you may think and by the way, hockey is bullshit and proves nothing so both sides stfu about the game.
Even your soldiers are oblivious! Once again, you believe yourselves to be God's gift to the free world. Does anyone overseas have any idea why they are STILL there? You found Saddam, you didn't find WMDs, you're just there because the handful of soldiers lost doesn't compar to the hundreds of thousands your troops have killed.
Isn't he 21
22... nice try though
Give me ONE actual instance of the USA 'saving the world'.
seriously, guys? who gives a flying fuck. does this affect your lives in anyway at all? chillll the fuck out. it's just a pointless game. stop being little gaylords about the stupid olympics. JESUS CHRIST!
USA USA USA
You Americans don't pay taxes and yet you wonder y your country is in debt hmm
and most of your team is like 20 something as well, and Kane is more of a pussy than Crosby as well he needs kesler out there to protect his ass. god Kane needs his 13 cents back
1234, if we are the hat, you're the ass.
And dudly dooright is Hilarious, you are dumb as shit
Way to live up to your low, sad steriotypes uh-mer-ka
Crosby is the man!!!
I'm an American and love Crosby!(: go pens!
2:00-- thank you Sir! Canadian women fight harder than the men. Espessially when I'm holding them down and running my overweight American cock in her..... The men won't even fight for their females. Fucking PUSSY
So your a rapist? Wow thats a nice thing to announce online
Canada played good, I wActhed the whole thingnin a bar and the atmosphere was insane, when the tie goal was scored you couldve heard a pin drop. But Canada did win most golds ever and sure USA had the most medals but we won in hockey so
Canada is America's hat
As a Canadian I can honestly say Canada sucks ass and I'd much rather live in the states. The healthcare is subpar, the people are rude and lack on hygiene, and there is French everywhere. We don't even deserve the hockey gold the US beat us just as many times as we beat them.
Then get the fuck out of Canada and enjoy paying ridiculous insurance premiums and building up credit card debt trying to pay off that house you know you can't afford.
I don't like Crosby but CANADA!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!! I don't normally brag but you seem like a dickhead
I love you Canada! I'm just messing with yous guys ah. Smelly cumdumpsters.
Oh shit, sorry, I forgot Americans wrote the English language.. Fucking idiot
2:03-- if you're deployed soon please take care and thank you for your service to this beautiful country of OURS. Combat is mentally tough. The hardest thing I've ever dealt with. In the field isn't as hard as coming home. I
truely shell shocked. I go to a shrink every other day. Turning it off is hard. They teach us what to do in theater bit not how to cope after we get back.
SIdney Crosby is a 22 year old NHL player who not only scored an epic goal in which allowed Canada to have 14 gold medals, he has also won the Stanley Cup, what the hell have you done your life?
GO CANADA!!! You wish you were Canadian!!!
844 we woulda come up with same shit anyways
Canada is full of pussies
we actually have the balls to go to war.. you don't cuz your army is the most pathetic thing in the western hemisphere
Parlé Vous Franćais?
Fuck u.. Sid the Kid is a beast.. the fucks wrong wit u??
Crosby = Tebow. Not a good comparison for Canadians who don't know what NCAA Football is.
AND... Alexander Ovechkin has won neither a Stanley cup NOR a gold medal... but stats say it all right? Ovie must be a better player because of his individual stats... Or do we judge quality on tram performance and success? Ovie will always live kn sod's shadow!
Shit stains.... Lmao! God bless you sir. USA USA. Fuck Canada. Ungrateful Dirty people. I hope someone scores 72 virgins on your convoy
1:01 --- they were the enemy. They were harboring the enemy. I'd NUKE the whole island chain of I were in command. Those zipper heads deserved all they got.
Fucking American I bet wrote this
Little late on that one douche
Fuck you Sidney Crosby I fucking hate you!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattheyou - how many teams does canada have compared to US teams? Also, what team does your golden boy Crosby play for? Dipshit.
Stop crying Americans, Hockey is OUR game! Canada is GOLDEN, so suck it.
Fuck you he rocks!!!
FUCK OFF USA. STUPID GREASERS GO EAT YOUR MCDONALDS, Canada kicks ass
Both canadians and Americans can unite against a common enemy 4:42 for being retarded and claiming the twin towers aren't really deatroyed
833 just because your guys are afraid to leave the wire doesn't give you guys the works longest sniper kill. Get some perspective, your country is irrelevant. We evented the fuckin car and electricity and just about anything that matters
Rob Furlong, look it up fucktard, and we've made and done alot of shit to asshole, at least we can win a war, you guys won the revolutionary war by yourself THATS IT.
because the only things that matter are cars and electricity, give your head a shake
it's ok though cause canadians are pussies
how very intelligent of you....
What can we say, we love our beaver
In soviet russia, guy with small nuts always scores winning goal!!!
Everyone was pumped for these games because of people like Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn, and Apolo Ohno. Who cares about hockey?
and apolo ohno disgraced america by getting disqualified and then blaming it on the officials they were canadians.
Disgraced? Try becoming the most decorated speed skater in Olympic history dumbass.
we have one better. canadian clara hughes is the only athlete ever to win multiple medals in both the winter and summer games. speed skating and cycling.
He's 21 you stupid piece of shit!
Good god, you Yankees are sore losers. And realise that your goalie, Miller, is actually canadian born, he is only playing for the states because he has dual citizenship. Your team played well, as did ours, but we sure as hell do not go down without a fight. Think back to 1812...oh wait.... the schools dont teach you about that because you lost that war..... too bad.
ya'll need to shut the fuck up. we all know that canada got lucky. whatever. you don't have to mass comment stupid shit over one fucking hockey game. how about ALL you grow a pair and stop being sore losers and all cocky. seriously. ya'll are so childish.
I don't know why Canada talks shit. Remember your our yes-men, we own you with power, wealth, and oympic medals bitches
Every American can just go to krispy Kreme and eat their weight in donuts you fat fcks
Sydney Crosby can take his small nuts and jump off a Canadian bridge. Fuck you crybaby GO CAPS and OVIE!!!!!
106: fuck the English, America threw their ass out of their own colony twice. Clearly they're pussies
Freig off eh Crosby Is a beaut
Canada fuckin sucks. We beat you In everything else besides hockey. Plus Sidney crosby's a tool.
Sorry, did you? Hmm, guess we didn't break the record for Gold Medals...
dont make fun of sid the kid hes canadian. go screw of u yankke
Sidney Crosby is a Canadian hero. For real. Don't disrespect him just cuz your country lost. Miller was The Best goalie at the Olympic games. There's my respect for the U.S. By the way, isn't the whole point of the Olympics world unity? TFLN shouldn't post stuff like this. I am Canadian and I love my country.
Just deal with it America, YOU LOST. Get over yourselves.
Go have sex with youself
1:06--- you are an inspiation to stand up and tell the truth. I live in Quebec and it's a shame. The girls smell bad and don't shave anything.
Canadian for America. God bless G.W.Bush
12:32---- we do unfuck military problems. You'd be extra fucked without US military keeping everyone in check. So go unfuck yourself EH!
Is it just me or was the entire olympics over rated this year.. Hardly any one really cared except for the contenders and news press...
Let's just let the fuckin canadians have their 15 minutes of fame. I mean in one month they will be back to being America's little bitch that no one gives a fuck about. Sure you won a hockey game, but next week all your players will be back on our soil playingfor AMERICAN teams, ever ur little fairyboy Crosby, who, let's face it, is a whiny liitle bitch
Gold for Canada\njust the way it should be
Yo 6:31 I will lick your clit please
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
159 if I saw you in real life I would dip my ball sack into your mouth and get my friend to take a photo and then make it my fb profile pic. Then off camera, I'd make you eat out my Canadian pussy
I love how you have to go to 1812 to find the last time we lost something relevant ahhahaha fuck off
12:36, Canada first language is English, we have 1 French province, are you fucking stupid?
Ou looks like you have everything. Expect of course the gold for hockey.
Hahaha Crosby is Jesus in the flesh. Gotta love that haters bc Sids so good.
Crosby will never compare to the Great One, the greatest Canadian player ever, or the greatest Penguin, Mario Lemieux!
2:51 don't confuse Kane with Crosby lol
I realize syd is a really good player but seriously, wut an arrogant douchebag.
Like I said olympics over no one cares about Canada anymore..ur french slut women r nice though thank u for those hoe bags
And invade us? You want to attack a friendly nation? While you may believe yourself to be a superpower, the rest of the world, especially China, has a chokehold on you. Your country is completely dependent on other countries. They will blockade your economy and where then will your obese citizens get their fix from?
@12:08- it's going both ways.. Two sides to every story man
why doesn't he just bounce the puck off his lips or something?
Fuck off Crosby is sexy you wish you could be as popular/good at hockey as him
Battle of ypres ring a bell? Or was that before you joined the war?
Not sure whether to say Good Night or Bad Night. I said Bad Night because Canada won, and assume this was all 4892 other peoples rationale. FUCK CROSBY!
You know what this coversation needs....... More
Cowbell!!!!!! And USA USA USA USA USA USA
Okay wow. America isn't only about war! I actually don't even support our war, but I do support our troops. I am 17, and I am american. I don't support everything my country does but I've seen our people do many beautiful things. I am not ignorant, redneck, fat nor stupid. People here need to have more faith and support for other countries because we are all HUMAN
fuck you 1:53! you try goin to war. you will probably shit your fuckin pants and cry about it you dumbfuck Canadian leaf fucker
We're in Afghanistan fighting YOUR fucking war. Go fuck yourself.
I am torn... I love USA but I am a huge penguins fan!!!! While said that USA lost I am excited that sid got the winning goal. Anyway, Ryan miller was awesome!
no problem 1:59 I'm in the air force so I'm sure one day I'll experience that. and as for Canada, I'll admit some if their women are fine a fuck, but what the he'll is wrong with everones face.?! it's like they're retarded from the nose down
Crosby is a fucking pussy I hate him! GO HAWKS!!
Just shut up Hockey is canada is our game dude
Has the no child left behind bill left you behind? Is there really nothing taught in your schools besides a misinformed belief that America is God's country?
My vagina used to be a huge cock. I stuck it in all Canadian hockey players asses
I guess we could stop defending your friendly asses... No body fucks with Canada cause they know who's below them. Congrats on your gold medal, it's the only thing you pricks are good at.
... Right beside them.
He got the scoring goal because he is better than you will ever be. Ps I'm sure he is mature enough to not post something so meaningless. As if you taking a very American low-blow would change that we won... Sucka!
All Canadian bastards can fuck themselves, regardless if they won gold or not your still a dumbass Canadian and were Americans! Suck on that yea damn cunt lickers! USA USA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo\n\nand we're dumbasses?
And yet, the Canadians are still eleven medals shy of being any area of concern for the good old USA. Congrats, you placed third on your home turf. Pathetic. When these games end in an hour (with closing ceremony performances by Avril Lavigne and Nickelback for Christ's sake..) universal order will be restored, and Canada can go back to treading water and fulfilling it's role as The United State's northern neighbor.
pretty sure Canada got more gold medals than the US... here in Canada we go for quality, not quantity but I understand your sad because we beat your sorry asses in so many ways these past 2 weeks.
you obviously dont go for quality at all, as referenced by the shit health care you hand out. Michael Phelps alone has as many golds as your entire country earned these games.
I'm guessing your schooling is just as questionable considering you obviously can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
What are you talking about, his your's and you are's are fine. Also --> LOL. Northern Neighbor, more like Northern Bitch.
NVM. Read the wrong post you were commenting on. Fail @ Me
oh clearly. SUCK IT BITCH
Us is the comeback a pussy must fall back on cuz they've got nothing else to say
Phelps got 8... we got 14. Snap. Also check out the documentary Sicko by your very own obese Michael Moore. It'll be a real eye opener for you.
the IOC sees the "winner of the olympics" as the nation with the most golds ... thus canada wins.
Canadians don't bathe. They smell bad. Girl won't shave. Smelly cuntcicles.
Perhaps you should read some of malcom gladwell's books.
They won gold but who's got more medal ? USA ! USA ! USA !
So you're bigger and we're better. Sounds like the normal state of affairs to me.
Americans only proved they are the best at finishing 2nd at the Olympics...
First to lose!
i couldn't hear you over Canada's 14 GOLD MEDALS! but good job coming in second so many times.
good job coming in 3rd on your own turf...sorry hockey is the only thing you are good at
i'm pretty sure we're good at 12 other sports too. like curling, snowboarding, skiing, speed skating, bobsleigh, skeleton, ice dancing. just sayin'.
i LOVE how you think ice dancing is something to be proud of. just sayin'
That's just an ignorant remark. I bet you're American.
why is it not something to be proud of? it was the first gold won by a north american country in ice dancing. i think that's something to be proud of. just sayin'.
why does being ignorant have anything to do with being American? That statement right there shows just how ignorant you are. Good job.
I like how you poke fun at this comment but the american team came in second and fourth place...
I couldnt hear them over my healthcare...
Funny to joke about asshole. The loss of something many desperately need is something to joke about. ITS FUCKING HOCKEY. Get over yourselves.
1:20 is also correct. Those butter toothed Britts can suck on some Americana sausage too . America is surrounded by pussies. Especially to the North. Bunch of smelly pussy up there
Lol what's with Canadains trying to prove their countries worth by listing a couple inventions, and acting like some guy who happened to be living in their country when he got the patent and credit foes is the only one who would have come up with that invention.
I agree, but what's with Amercians using TFLN to try and insult Canadians? That's very sportsman like.
American's are sore losers. Always have been and always will be. They feel insulting everyone makes it all better.
crosssbyyyy! It's okay we win gold but all the players belong to American teams :(
Canada, go land on the moon and then maybe you'll be on our level.
Mitchell, rugby is tougher than hockey.
Fuck you USA. You guys suck at getting gold medals.
Sid's that dude. Maybe it's you that havnt hit puberty?
This is all very weird.
I don't know why everyone is still bitching about what country is better. It's pretty obvious from the comments that americans are a bunch of arrogant pricks. GO CANADA GO!!'
How the fuck is luongo even Canadian? He looks like a fuckin terrorist
11:18 it's called Immigration
Go have sex with a goat
Canadiens are douchebags. The only thing your good at is hockey. America is better at everything else. Fuck universal healthcare you pussies
Says the douchebag redneck who's too illiterate to spell "Canadian" right.
"America is better at everything else." I would beg to differ because Canada won the most Gold ever at a winter Olympics.
We're not good at everything. But we're clearly better at what we do.
sorry i can't hear you our clanging gold medals are drowning you out :)\nretard
You say "our gold medals" like you won one. Now I play hockey and I'll tell you now I'm American and you did legit beat us and it wouldve been worse had miller not played the incredible tournament he did. But please put the beer down and try to see that the highest medal count is a good enough accomplishment
The only reason Americans are on the top of the medal charts is because of the way north america records it, everywhere else were #1 in the world, because lets be serious, GOLDDD is what counts!!! GO CANADAAA
clearly not since we won 14 gold medals... how many did the US win?? oh that's right it doesn't matter because we beat you and set a world record at the same time... oh well good job coming second all those times.
yes "fuck universal healthcare", as well as not having to remortgage our homes every time we break a bone. nice one.
You don't bail us out of any military conflicts, we don't get in any, Canada is a peace keeping nation, we help you guys more than you think.. Once again, educate yourself before you brag
I love how the canadians think we actually give a fuck about hockey. More boring than golf for Christs sake
For a country that doesn't give a shit you're sure whining a lot
Hey fuck you. Hockey is one of the most exciting sports there is and you couldn't do it. And btw, I'm American
Was that directed at me or the OP? lol
Have you ever watched hockey?