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(317): View more from Indiana

I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4

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