I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here but I don't think he minds.
Just wait till you tell him to stick it in your ass!
Don't worry, he likes it.
Oh, my God. He shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! Damnit! There's shit on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of shit! He shit everywhere!
No one wants to jizz on your shit. Except Chuck Berry.