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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.

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(516): View more from New York

Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.

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(253): View more from Washington

I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(916): View more from California

i think i have herpe

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just one?

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(316): View more from Kansas

I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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