He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Yeah, because my female ass totally hasn't been stalked by proxy by a girl whom I slept with three and a half years ago, who went so far as to sleep with my (male) best friend in an attempt to get my attention. Yep, it's totally just men who are creepers. -_-
Yes yes, men are douche bags. I'll bet she still calls him back because girls have their own craziness too.
Also possible, Vil, is that she is bi and just happened to sleep with a friend of yours. It's a small world, after all. You just proved your craziness point, methinks. (Just laugh, I'm joking with you)
Shit, honey, I wish her logic was that simple D:
That guy did a Walk of Virtue to avoid the Walk of Shame the next morning. Sure his karma came back quick and upgraded that night if not the next. Lots of good women out there. Don't settle for half way!