I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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this was a daniel tosh joke
Ow. Thats really all I have to say about that.
I've felt that pain, though not for many years - hell that's how I learned skin care through cock recovery from dry humping.
Time to move on from 12 year olds, dude.
Someones been watching daniel tosh's stand up!
Fuck. Ive been there
Daniel Tosh's Completely Serious.\nBe a good citizen and expose comedy jocking.
Dude I no ur pain.
Just slip her some ambien and enjoy...