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  I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.

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• this was a daniel tosh joke

  Submitted by trizzytrey on Nov 1, 10 at 3:09pm

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• Ow. Thats really all I have to say about that.

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 1, 10 at 11:36am

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• Yayyyy

  Submitted by loveforyou on Nov 1, 10 at 10:17am

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• Time to move on from 12 year olds, dude.

  Submitted by Michguy on Nov 1, 10 at 12:44pm

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• I've felt that pain, though not for many years - hell that's how I learned skin care through cock recovery from dry humping.

  Submitted by amonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 11:31am

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• Fuck. Ive been there

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 3:17pm

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• Someones been watching daniel tosh's stand up!

  Submitted by chelsk89 on Nov 1, 10 at 8:08pm

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• Daniel Tosh's Completely Serious.\nBe a good citizen and expose comedy jocking.

  Submitted by old on Nov 1, 10 at 8:53pm

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• Dude I no ur pain.

  Submitted by allthebaron on Nov 2, 10 at 12:09am

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• Just slip her some ambien and enjoy...

  Submitted by niceman on Nov 3, 10 at 2:00pm

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