I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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this was a daniel tosh joke
Ow. Thats really all I have to say about that.
Time to move on from 12 year olds, dude.
I've felt that pain, though not for many years - hell that's how I learned skin care through cock recovery from dry humping.
Fuck. Ive been there
Someones been watching daniel tosh's stand up!
Daniel Tosh's Completely Serious.\nBe a good citizen and expose comedy jocking.
Dude I no ur pain.
Just slip her some ambien and enjoy...