Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"