i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"