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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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