I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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