I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...