Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.