Texts From Last Night · Kazooie's Favorites

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(424): View more from California

I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

No thats like a top 10

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice

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(972): View more from Texas

some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

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