the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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