disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score