Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
17 Guys Share When Their Parents Found Their Porn Stash
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.