my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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