OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look