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(361): View more from Texas

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(434): View more from Virginia

NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger

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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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