So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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