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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!

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(909): View more from California

Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?

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(301): View more from Maryland

i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

(609): View more from New Jersey

RIP clitoris

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(817): View more from Texas

he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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