Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?