There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game