i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'