this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.