you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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