i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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Jeff, quit posting texts here...
I love Jeff Golblum. I would do ungodly things to that man!
oh man, i have had the craziest crush on him for so long. thought i was the only one.
110% agreed!! sooo sexy!!
"fuck jeff goldlum" hahaha
"doin good impressions of jeff goldblum and shit"
i fucking hate when people use effin
Given half a chance, I would ride him like my own personal bedroom carousel.
Him dying is just a rumor.
I love him! He has gotten better with age. Law and Order: CI! So hot!
He's so hot on L&O: CI
you are not fucking coool just get used to it and die. uncool. you can't use cool words like effin
it is well known that he is hung like a canister vac
he sux so bad they should cancel CI
oh my god I hate him too!! he has repulsed me since The Fly.
Don't hate on the 'blum just 'cause he watches you poop and you can't watch him.
Clearly one of southside's finest.
I think he gave Farrah Fawcett cancer
yeah he wasn't do well in the fly
No one can hate Jeff!
I love him. Jeff Goldbluman Group!
HAHAH Fuck Jeff Goldblum man!
Jeff Goldblum probably texted this to himself and then submitted it to TFLN.
ahhahaha pineapple express says it all
Fuck Jeff Goldblum meeeeyan!
don't be hatin on jeff. he had a damn good career and just died tragically in new zealand. show some respect
good god almighty that man is fine
He watches me while I poop. I love him.
i watch you while i poo
The scene in The Fly where he arm wrestles that guy is why anyone would bang him.
How can... anyone... hate Jeff Goldblum?